Marilyn Monroe vs Lindsay Lohan (Time Travel Fight)

Started by Glamour Fights, December 28, 2011, 10:08:27 PM

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Time travel catfight inspired by the January 2012 Playboy Magazine.
The latest issue of Playboy has Lindsay Lohan trying to pose like Marilyn Monroe, especially like the centerfold pose of Marilyn in the inaugural December 1953 Playboy Magazine.
Marilyn Monroe
Lindsay Lohan
5'5½" 118/120 lbs
5'5" 110/115 lbs 
35/37½C-23/25-37/37½
36C-24/26-32/35
23* years old
25 years old
*the photo was taken in 1949
   
The statistics for Marilyn are taken from what Playboy published in the 1953 issue. Her statistics from her dressmaker throughout her career are:
Height: 5 feet, 5½ inches
Weight: 118-140 pounds
Bust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D (The bra size must be from when she was 140 pounds)

Lindsay's weight has been reported from 94 pounds to 134 pounds. She has also been reported to be 5'6" tall. Best estimate for her current weight is about 115 pounds.

Marilyn looks down from Heaven and is furious that Playboy has desecrated her memory so badly by featuring Lindsay in a copycat pose. She receives permission to return to earth at the same age she was when the original centerfold was first published. She wants to show Lindsay that she was and is a much better woman than Lindsay. The two get into an argument that leads to a catfight with the winner getting bragging rights. Who wins, the original Marilyn or the pseudo-Marilyn? 1950s sex symbol or 2010s sex symbol?

Here are some more pictures:





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jjj11100

ill go Marilyn...I wonder how photoshopped Lindsay's photos are

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Quote from: jjj11100 on December 29, 2011, 02:17:38 AM
ill go Marilyn...I wonder how photoshopped Lindsay's photos are
None by me. Don't know what Playboy did to retouch Lindsay's or Marilyn's photos.

T aka Tony

I gave this some thought. Lindsay ain't half bad, but I went with the Queen, Marilyn Monroeeee! Cheers! T ;)
Cheers!

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So happy to see Marilyn putting that phoney Lindsay away like she is. As far as sexy goes, Lindsay isn't even in the same ballpark as Marilyn. As far as a catfight goes I am not so sure. Lindsay can be a real bitch and I imagine she would cheat and use every dirty trick she could to win. But in the end Marilyn would have too much class for her. Marilyn also worked out to keep in shape. I doubt if Lindsay can spell w • o• r • k • o • u • t let alone do it.
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Beauty and Class 

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