Disclaimer:All fighters are 18 or Older! Prologue:at a Hotel/Casino just off the Vegas strip, Lil'Kim is Coming out of the Shower after a Serious Work Out! the Reason for the Work out:a Month Earlier, The Girlfriend of a Music Video Director Jumped Lil'Kim in the Ladies Room! since then, the Director & His Girlfriend have Been BRAGGING about it until Lil'Kim Challenged the Woman to a Nude Boxing Match! She Accepted without Listening to the Stakes! The Stakes:If Lil'Kim wins,the Director's Girlfriend has to Fight in Vegas until she Can Earn Enough Money to be Released! if The girlfriend Wins,Lil'Kim becomes her Maid for a Year! if the fight Goes to a Draw, they Fight with Bare Fists until one is Left Standing! if the Girlfriend Fails to show for the Fight,the Director has to pay a Cash Penalty of $100 Million!
As Lil'Kim enters her room,she is STUNNED to see Kourtney Kardashian waiting with a Platinum Robe for her! Kourtney helps Lil'Kim into the Robe and Says,"Got Word,the Director's Girlfriend is Already picking out What You'll wear as her Maid! What is She Thinking?" Lil'Kim Replies,"She Isn't Thinking Straight! I've been Training and She's been Fucking her Man instead!" Kourtney Tells Lil'Kim,"My sister Kim has Arranged for You to be Pleasured Win or Lose!"
at the Same time, in a Room at another Hotel/Casino,Lil'Kim's Opponent,Muffy Von Spreadlegs is Busy Making love rather than Prepping for the Fight!
down the Road, at a Warehouse,Lady Gaga,Sunrise Adams,and Katy Perry are watching as Tera Patrick uses a Strap-on to Fuck Teri hatcher until Teri drops to All Fours and CUM Splashes onto the Wrestling mats! Tera asks,"Want me to Continue?" Katy shakes her head and Replies,"No.let her Rest!" Tera Collects her Money as Katy walks over and Guides a Spent Teri Hatcher into the Helpful Arms of Seka! Seka leads Teri away.
Lady Gaga waits and Says to both Katy & Sunrise,"Ladies,Lil'Kim is getting ready to Batter the Girl Who Jumped her!" Katy looks at Lady Gaga and Asks,"Are they taking Bets on the Fight?" Lady Gaga nods and Replies,"Yes. Why?" Katy pulls out some Money and Replies,"I want to Bet $200. on Lil'Kim,Win,Lose,or Draw!" Sunrise Smiles and Responds,"That is a Smart Bet!"
Pre-Fight:At the 'All Star Arena',Mia St.John is helping Lil'Kim pull on her Gloves and Says,"Remember,Catch Her off the bell and She's Yours!" Lil'Kim grins and Replies,"Got it,and Thanks for Helping me Train,Mia!" Mia smiles and Replies,"No Problem. FYI, the Club is Recording this Fight! i get a DVD of the Fight when You get done!"
in Another Dressing Room,Muffy is getting her Gloves on,Wondering Where Her Boyfriend is?
in Another Part of the club,Katy Perry is Watching a Bare Knuckle Fight between Teri Hatcher and Jessica Simpson! the Fight ends in a Double KO!
The Fight:Lil'Kim is in the Ring,Waiting for Muffy to Show up! as Muffy walks down the Aisle, a Chant of ,"FDAU,FDAU,FDAU!" rings out! Muffy spots Lil'Kim and Thinks,"Oh FUCK! She's READY! I'm Gonna get Clobbered!"
as Muffy gets to her Corner, a Topless Blonde says,"Ladies, this is a Vegas Duster Rules Match! No Rounds,KO only!"
she leaves just vefore the Bell sounds! Muffy comes out Swinging and Misses! Lil'Kim responds with a Right Cross that STAGGERS Muffy! the Crowd goes Wild! Muffy is getting NAILED! the Fight Goes on until.........Lil'Kim Delivers an Uppercut that Sends Muffy to the Canvas with a Nasty & Loud 'Thud'! KO!
Post-Fight:Lil'Kim exits the Ring to a chant of,"Queen Bee,Queen Bee,Queen Bee!" as she walks back to her Dressing Room,she is STUNNED to see Candy Samples and Tera Patrick both waiting! they escort her back to the Hotel! Later,Lil'Kim awakens in a Hotel Room at a Hotel/Casino in Reno! she spots a Portable DVD Player on the Table,Opens it up,Turns it on,and sees the Face of Kim Kardashian smiling at her! she Hears,"Greeting Queen bee! if You're watching this,You've come to in the Room i set up for You! a Lottery is Being held as i Mention this to you! The Lottery is to See who Becomes Your Lover!" Rest and relax!"
Lil'Kim does so.
Epilogue:at a Warehouse just off the strip.Muffy comes to in a Dog Kennel!
this story is Dedicated to Macready! enjoy!
