Match 8 brought the debut of 2 new Teams , the 1st being Summer & Sandy , The Beach Patrol , imported to GLOW from WOW & featured both Tammie Sheffield returning as Sandy & Bobbi Billard as Summer & they looked just as Awesome as they did in WOW as well being as shapely as ever in their Red Baywatch like outfits & Red Boots & they really hammed it up as they made their way to the ring as they were going to be facing a brand new team to GLOW , POWW , & WOW all together , Ursulla & Serena , 2 very Tall & Powerful Women known as The SheHulks , who made the challenge to the Beach Patrol to face them in an " Anything Goes - Tornado Rules - No DQ " match where in order to win , team had to pin both members of the other team at the same time , which the Beach Patrol Babes accepted .
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THE SHEHULKS VS THE BEACH PATROL
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With Sandy & Summer in the ring doing all sorts of exotic poses with their Lifeguard Bouys , the music changed to a Death Dirge like tune & out came The SheHulks , looking Mean & meaning business as they made their way to the ring & as soon as they entered the ring , they went right after the Beach Beauties who froze in their tracks upon seeing the 2 Monsters coming at them despite that they were ring veterans from their time in WOW & it took just a few secs for the Heels to bend Sandy & Summer over the Top Rope side by side & proceed to go on a Mid Destruction as they fired fist after fist into the Mids of the Sexy Blondes , Sandy getting abused by Ursulla & Serena abusing Summer & after giving them 25 Mid Punches each , the Heels switched as Sandy & Summer could only move their arms over their abused Mids in pain until they were powered backwards over the ropes again so their Mids were again stretched & exposed for another Punching Attack by the Brutes who seemed to hold nothing back as they slammed their Fists into the Mids of the Blondes 25 more times & after they stopped , they watched as Sandy & Summer stumbled forward , covering their Mids as quick as they could to try to stop the pain as they fell to the mat onto their Backs continuing to hold their pained Mids .
The Beach Babes had no time to rest , as the SheHulks seemed to have a full energy tank still & loud " Ungs & Angs " filled the air as the SheHulks did a Garvin Stomp on the Beauties as they started at 1 Shoulder , then a stomp to the Forehead , then the other Shoulder , then a Boob , then right into the sides of their Ribs , then the Thigh , followed by the Shin , then the Foot , then an extra hard Stomp into the Crotch , back down to the other Foot , then the other Shin , the other Thigh , other Ribs , then the other Boob , back to the 1st Shoulder & then 3 more to each Tit , 3 to their Mids , & 3 more to their Crotches & after that , The Hulkettes switched Blondes & repeated the process , leaving little fight in the Beach Beauties , if any at all .
The Hulkettes brought Sandy & Summer up & whipped them into opposing Corners very hard , sandy & summer somehow being able to actually stand & move as they were whipped into the corners , but as they both hit hard , they both rebounded back & fell & fell pained onto their Backs & lay at the mercy of the Heels who both went Top Rope & jumped down at their lovely Targets but didn't really do anything , landing on their Feet next to the Beauties but lightly having 1 of their Feet softly landing onto the Tits of both Babes & then just told the Ref to count .
The Ref didn't care whether or not either Sandy or Summer had a Shoulder up , neither did , he had seen enough & wanted it over & banged his hand to the mat , 1-2-3 , & it was over as The SheHulks had a Very Impressive Debut as they quickly Demolished the poor Beach Patrol , but they kept their Feet on their pinned Victims & demanded the Mic & continued to keep teir Victory Pose as they talked smack on the Mic on how they would Dominate Everyone who dares get in the ring with them & talked on how Lucky the Beach Patrol was tonight that we didn't even use our real arsenal of Moves & Holds we can Dish out or Execute " & just like that , they dropped the Mic & did another Stompfest on the Blondes before going to where the Beach Patrol put their Buoys & picked them up & began to bash the hell out of the Blondes with them until finally someone dared to try to stop it , Susie Spirit , who was due to defend her Title in the Main Event , the next & last Match & with a Chair in Hand , she held the Hulkettes at bay , but they didn't leave the ring & after eyeing Susie for a few moments , they came at her & Susie went to use the Chair to help her , but Ursulla stuck out her Foot & hit the Chair as it started to come her way & rerouted it , right into Susie's Head that knocked her for a loop & the Hulkettes decided to show everyone their Finisher " The Green Machine " which saw Ursulla quickly prop Susie up on her Shoulders as Serena went Top Rope & after measuring Susie , Serena came diving down , getting her Powerful Legs between Susies Head & Squeezing as they began to fall to the mat & keeping her squeeze on Susie until they crashed to the Mat , with Susie landing in a Half PowerBomb / Half Piledriver Landing that left Susie out & convulsing on the mat as the Hulkettes were not yet done with their Destructive Debut as they brought Sandy & Summer up & put them into Full Nelson & quickly were Ragdolling the Blondes side to side as they were pretty much out of it & were tossed rudely down where they lay on Susie & after planting their feet on the Sexy Pile again , they finally left the ring , leaving a Pile of Carnage in the ring & with Susie as a member of it , leaving the Main Event in limbo .
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Susie was helped to her Feet & helped from the ring holding her Head & Neck & since they had yet another Cheesy Skit planned , Susie didn't have alot of time to regroup as like the Old Susie Spirit when she broke her Arm , this Susie smiled bravely as she made her way to the back as she was close to Title Defense time .
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( GLOW TITLE MATCH ) COLONEL NINOTCHKA VS SUSIE SPIRIT
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After the quick & brutal move Susie recieved from the SheHulks at the end of the previous match , she needed as much time to recover as she could get , the Cheesy skit they put on gave some & since she was the Champ & her Challenger was going to be introduced 1st , it bought her a little more time , but would it be enough , keeping in mind she was also in a match earlier on the card .
Susie got some more time as Ninotchka made her way to the ring slowly , taunting as many Fans & Little Kids as she could until she finally entered the ring & Susie's time was up as her music played & out she went , still grabbing & holding at her Head & Neck randomly , but still ackwoledging the Crowd while smiling bravely for them while her usual Acrobatics were completely ruled out .
The bell rang to start it & the 2 Ladies hooked up & struggled fo control , but Susie quickly pulled away & grabbed at her Neck as she felt a pain in it & Ninotchka took quick advantage & Clotheslined Susie to the mat & followed up by planting her knee across Susie's Throat & choked her , making Susie's Legs flail wildly which had to also add some more pain in her neck .
Ninotchka lifted her Knee up as the Ref gave her the 5 count , lifting up at 4 3/4 , but quickly yanked on Susies Hair to bring her up & whipped heroff the Ropes & on the return , Ninotchka tried a Clothesline , but Susie ducked it & continued to bounce off the opposing rope & when close enough , tried a Cross Body Block on Ninotchka & hit it & went for the quick pin , but Ninotchka kicked out at 2 & Susie quickly grabbed at her Neck again , which Ninotchka tried to take advantage of again & tried another Clothesline , but Susie ducked it again & hit Ninotchka with a Dropkick that sent her off the Ropes & on the return , Susie mustered enough energy to jump up & take Ninotchka down with a Flying Headscissors , but after hitting it , Susie again grabbed at her Neck as the effects of The Green Machine was not going away , but Susie again mustered the energy to bring the Colonel up & whip her into the Ropes & on the return , Susie hit her with another Dropkick & somehow managed to pounce onto the Top Rope & balance herself as she held her Neck as The Russian arose & Susie when Ninotchka was in range attempted a Missle Dropkick & conneceted , which sent Ninotchka down in a daze .
Susie got up & again clinched at her Neck which seemed to get more pain with each offensive move she did & slowed her down as she went to do her Lionsault finisher .
Susie bounced off the Ropes & did her Acrobatic flip onto the heel but slid off & grabbed at her Neck which made her delay in covering her foe & maybe was the difference as the Colonel kicked out at 2 1/2 , but Susie undaunted & fighting through the pain waited for Ninotchka to arise & charged at her , but the colonel this time saw her coming & was able to toss Susie high & away , making Susie's Neck drop right onto the Top Rope & Susie was in great pain as Ninotchka gathered her energy & ran off the Ropes for Momentum & nailed Susie with the Sickle ( Running Lariat ) & Susie was quickly doomed .
Ninotchka brought Susie up into her patented Piledriver finisher & hit it with perfection as always & Ninotchka folded Susie's Legs over her Body & sat on the Cheerleader & put her Arms up as the Ref moved in & 1-2-3 & like that , Ninotchka became the NEW GLOW Champion as Susie's run in with The SheHulks was most likely her downfall as her Neck was a Limb of Pain as she was helped from the ring by her partner Debbie Debutante who came out to assist her as the last thing that was seen was Susie & Debbie staring at Ninotchka with Susie nursing her Neck of course & then Ninotchka holding the Title aloft .
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