Cage Fight: Selena Gomez vs. Madonna

Started by Beaufait, February 26, 2012, 04:34:15 PM

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Beaufait

Selena Gomez: 19 years old, 1,65 m

Madonna: 53 years old, 1,64 m

rozczochrany

Time for a Madonna is almost over, as before time Mike Tyson :-\.  She is beaten by a young celebrity catfight athlete Selena Gomez. Not the age and physical fitness.
I live, I burn with life, I make love, I kill and be satisfied. Thereon world, folks fights and suffers, to be free, feeling short whiles of joy only in madness of battle.

de Trixah

Madonna easily destroys her young opponent.

T aka Tony

You are kidding. Madonna destroys Selena. No mercy is shown as Madonna beats the cute young Selena to a bloody pulp.

T  ;)
Cheers!

JT Edson


mac4

Madonna should win easy. Selena is tiny, a bigger young woman with size would give Madonna trouble. Still Madonna is in her early 50's and I imagine her body is more brittle than it was when she was in her 20's and 30's. Maybe Selena can get a lucky kick into Madonn'a knee damaging the joint then work on it with knee drops until Madonna can't put any weight on it. Selena then gets Madonna down and locks in a figure four until Madonna's knee pops, then she becomes easy pickins for the young cutie.

If that doesn't work then Selena's friend Taylor Swift interferes and although Madonna can take Taylor too, she can't handle both youngsters at once and the two youngbloods give Madonna her worse beating of her fghting career.

ripher_apart

Madonna is 5'3  115 lbs and gomez is 5'4  134 lbs...

LoveSexyJobbers

Never knew Selena was that big , wins might be coming her way , but here , I think Madonna is still skilled enough to take down the upstart 
You never grow old until you stop being young

chicharito



mac4

Selena 134 lbs? Maybe if she is carrying 30 pounds of groceries. Where's her weight at? She has a small ass, skinny legs and a modest chest.

cager

If Madonna catches Selena in the Cage,Bet on Selena being FDAU in 10 Minutes! Madonna FTW! Dan

avocet26

Instead of melons,it could be Selena`s head crushed between Madonnas powerful thighs. Looks a bit of a mis-match to me, if i was Selena i would throw Madonna a melon and run!

tirro

Not even a challenge for Madonna. Selena GOmez seems to be very weake and still looks a bit like a child

T aka Tony

Madonna is dragging a beaten and bloody Selana around the cage by her hair. Selena's barefeet slap against the canvas and her moans of pain fill the cage. Madonna looks like a crazed women. Seems Selena told Madonna it was time for her to retire.

T
Cheers!

T aka Tony

Cheers!