WAGs Hairpulling: Cheryl Cole vs Sylvie van der Vaart

[Vassago]

Two footballers' wives, English singer and a Dutch model, promise to tear each other's hair out. Cheryl Cole wants to take Sylvie van der Vaart's blonde scalp as a battle tropy, but Sylvie believes she can remove Cheryl's dark hair instead. Who wins and rips the most hair out?

CHERYL COLE - Age: 28; 5'3" (160 cm) / 112 lbs (51 kg)
vs
SYLVIE VAN DER VAART - Age: 33; 5'2" (157 cm) / 105 lbs (48 kg)

[JimmyBondi]

Sylvie will lose a lot of her beautiful hair. Cheryl is wilder and stronger!!!

[JT Edson]

This looks to be a great fight. They are both hot and evenly matched. I think there will be a lot of hair on the ground (Rawhide has GOT to vote on this one!). I would love to see this one in person. In the end, I see Cheryl Cole winning this fight, with Sylvia on the ground defeatd at her feet as Cole waves her scalp overhead aS a trophy.

JT Edson

[rawhide]

First, thanks to Vassago for posting this great matchup and wonderful, comparative photos.  Thanks also to JT for alerting me about this poll.  For those of us catfight fans into hairpulling contests between two evenly matched women, this is a dream come true.

I can see Cheryl and Sylvie meeting at a party and after exchanging phony compliments about each other's appearance, they talk about their husbands -- who's the best footballer.  This leads to insults, first about their husbands' playing abilities, then about each woman's appearance; especially their hair.  Husbands and bystanders try to intervene, but the women tell those present to leave them alone.  They want to settle things by having a good, old-fashioned, hairpulling match.

As they remove their jewelry, the two celebrities engage in some trash talk.

"I'm going to rip that blonde hair out by its gray roots, you old Dutch hag," says Cheryl.

"At least my hair is my own and not mostly extensions like yours, you English cow," responds Sylvie. "When I'm finished with you, you won't have enough real hair left to add extensions to!"

With that, the two WAGs lunge for each other's tresses.  Husbands and bystanders alike encourage their favorite, which prompts both ladies to try and rip out even more of her opponent's hair.  The more of their hair they see clutched between their adversary's fingers, the madder they become and the more they want to pull their rival's hair out by the roots.  After a long and drawn-out contest, Sylvie straddles Cheryl's back and pulls with all her strength on two long locks of brunette hair, as though she's yanking on the reins of a wild horse.  Over and over, again, Sylvie tugs as hard as she can.  Feeling the roots of her over-stretched tresses about to pop loose, Cheryl yells "Stop, stop, I give!"

Gathering up a long lock of dark hair from off the floor, Sylvie waves it proudly over her head for all to see.  Then, she turns and presents it to her husband who gladly accepts her battle trophy.  Shortly thereafter, the couple is seen leaving the party quickly for more private quarters.

[djcrash]

Voted for Sylvie.

[marcuslondon]

Cheryl (but Sylvie pushes her close)....

Cheryl vs Sylvie

[Vassago]

Yeah, but she kept her married name though and apparently Ashley's been frequently seeing her even after the divorce. Go and figure 

[de Trixah]

Cheryl wins against Mrs. "van der Verrat".

[Fandango]

I had vote for sweet dutch blonde Sylvie,  she took dark haired Cheryl down lastly to a senseless Hairpulling  Knockout, but It was gonna such hard for both petite Ladies with much crying of shrieking Pain

[Vassago]

The poll has ended and Sylvie van der Vaart came on top of this vicious hairpulling brawl and waved the ripped strands of Cheryl Cole's hair! Final score 57-40 with 6 votes for a draw.

Thx for all the votes and comments and even brief description of the actual fight! 

[Vassago]