Bitchville's one hell of a town. Small enough to go unnoticed by some of the larger towns which surround it, it's still got one hell of a reputation. Hence the name. It's a pretty tough place to try and make a decent living in. Then again, the people inhabiting this lil' town aren't exactly the 'decent' type, either. Everyone knows Bitchville's a safe haven for criminals and crooks and outlaws alike, but the general rule here is no men are allowed to stay. They can pass on by, stay a night or two, but they ain't staying here longer then that. Why? Cause they're too damn rowdy and way too reckless. Those wild boys can cause too much of a ruckus, draw too much attention cause they can't keep their guns holstered, and soon they're shooting up the whole place until there ain't no one left to shoot at, or state marshals come riding on by cause of all the noise they're makin'. Nobody wants that. So, it's only ladies that get to stay in Bitchville, and I do use that term loosely. These are some of the roughest, wildest, meanest women of the wild west, and they all decided to hole up in Bitchville. Most of them don't wanna be bothered, they're on the run from the law or someone else and just want a place to hide. I don't have a problem with those women, they can do whatever the hell they want as long as they're not interferin' in my business. Some of the other bitches here though, they actually wanna get something outta this town, and this town, as small as it may be, does make enough coin so that certain ladies can get real rich here. It's those bitches who I'm more concerned with. I keep those bitches in line, by keeping tabs on their little 'businesses', by offering protection for both their businesses and themselves. What am I protectin' them from? Why, each other, of course, as well as me. There ain't nothin' holdin' me back from tossing an unruly whore into my jail, and a lot of ladies livin' in Bitchville know a lot about my jail. See, I'm the Sheriff of this town, and NOBODY crosses me. Well, that's what WAS established..
For a few years now I've been the 'law' in this town, I've been keepin' things in line, keepin' the ladies living here in order. And there really is only one way to keep a town like this in order, and that's through my brand of justice. You step outta line, you get tossed in jail. What kinda lines shouldn't be crossed? Well, for starters, tryin' to think you're some kind of authority around here. Secondly, trying to make more money then me. I think you get the picture. You behave yourself like a good lil' girl and I won't be botherin' you. It's simple as that. I think you get the picture. However, some bitches just don't get it.
Take this Kara bitch for instance. She just moved in a month or two ago and already she's causin' a stir. Now, Kara's a sneaky lil' thing. She's been under my radar for a few weeks, getting that saloon of hers from the previous bitch who owned it. I don't know the particulars but I do know she did me a favor, I was plannin' on gettin' rid of the previous owner anyway. I also know exactly what's going on in there, that lil' 'Inn' idea was all Kara's and wasn't there before. Hell, I don't even mind what goes on in there, it's the simple fact that she ain't giving me a cut of that profit that's rilin' me up. She refused to have any protection from me, and keeps to herself, making a whole lot of coin in the process. Now I'm hearin' how she's actin' like she's the 'law' inside that there saloon. It's her world in there and no one crosses her. Ohh, that just irritates the hell outta me! Who does she think she is, stepping in here, setting up shop in MY town?? AND her business is really starting to pick up, which means her pile of dough is starting to get bigger by the day. That just can't happen in MY town..speaking of coin, I better go on and collect some that.
I head on over to the bank to collect some protection fees from the girls there when I realize there ain't a single person within the old building. Funny. I hear some rustling in the back room and move to it when something hard smashes into the back of my head from behind, and I collapse in a heap. Turns out, that 'something hard' was a chair, now broken in pieces. See what I was sayin' earlier about Bitchville being one hell of a town?
Now, I like to think that I'm somewhat of a level-headed gal'. I know how to keep my cool, just step back and let things be and see how things turn out. Most of the time, at least. But after this, I'm gonna lose it. See, I knew this bitch showing up in town would mean trouble. I just didn't act on it quick enough. I let her status grow, her reputation to spread, and pretty soon a lot of girls in town were starting to believe that Kara was the new 'Law' here. I'm still the Sheriff, but with Kara around, a lot of girls are startin' to get some crazy ideas that they can just do whatever the hell they want. Some of the girls have been actin' all rowdy, much more then usual, protection money ain't coming in on time. I've been tossing a few of these bitches in jail a lot more frequently in the past week then I've had to in the past few years, but this here takes the cake.
I come to a few moments later, properly trussed up, gagged and blindfolded. Lot's of rope wrapped around me, blinded and gagged by musty cloths..I'm bound pretty tight but I've been tied up plenty of times in the past and I know a thing about gettin' outta a bind like this. I realize that my attackers aren't in the same room with me, having robbed the bank and left minutes before, so I get to work. It take a while, with my hands bound behind me, but I manage to reach for the concealed knife in my boot and begin sawing at my knots..slowly, quietly, until finally the knots snap and the ropes loosen around my wrists. I tear off my blindfold, which happened to be my own banana, and look around. The other bank workers are trussed up like me as well, struggling on the floor of the backroom. I glance over to my right to see the vault door, wide open, not much cash left in there either. I sigh into my gag and pull it off as well, but I pause and gaze at it. It's a pink handkerchief. Pink..I shake my head and tuck the handkerchief into my belt, and set to work on freeing myself. Getting up, I place my white cowgirl hat atop my flowing, wavy, platinum blonde mane, and adjust my tight white mini-skirt and corset. I move to the front of the bank, ignoring the bound tellers and manager, smoothing out my fishnets and adjusting the shiny gold Sheriff Star pinned over my left breast, while my white knee-high boots tap noisily over the wooden floor. I tie my bandana around my neck when I realize that the robbers stole my holster and six shooters! Darn varmints! Well, at least my lasso and handcuffs are still intact, hanging on my low-slung black leather belt. As I step onto the main floor, I glance over at a mirror hanging on the wall and notice something else. I take a step closer, gazing at my reflection, deep green eyes widening. There's a rosy lipstick mark on cheek and forehead..I narrow my eyes and wipe the marks off my face, moving angrily out of the bank. Those skanks, how dare they! Robbing MY bank then making a mockery outta me!
It's pretty dark now as I step out onto the dirt trail and immediately my glare turns to Kara's saloon down the road. I bite my lower lip and fume. I know I can't really prove that she's behind this, but i sure as hell know that she is. I just do! Plus there's this pink handkerchief used to gag me. I have an idea as to who it may belong to, whether it's Kara herself or one of her saloon girls. It's gotta belong to one of those girls, all they wear is pink, so someone from there must be behind this here heist. Whatever the case my be, I'm gonna get some answers from that lil' blonde minx, and I'm fixin' on doing that right this instant! I move toward the saloon, shoving through the swinging doors. The place is pretty lively, as it usually is at this time. Immediately, all eyes turn onto me. Some startled, others envious, some even lusty..I ignore them all, instead moving to the bar. The busty, gorgeous redhead who's practically falling out of that slinky dress tosses me a smirk as she wipes down a few shot glasses.
"Well well well, if ain't Sheriff Busty. How can I help ya', honey?"
I narrow my eyes at her, leaning on the counter top of the bar. I don't like that smirk on her face..
"Where's your boss?"
She pauses, licking her lips when suddenly her attention is drawn to the front of the saloon. I blink and follow her gaze, expecting Kara. Instead, I see someone else..she's a new girl, actually. Lovely and fierce, she's armed and well-endowed, my eyes stare at her to try and match a name to that gorgeous face.. My eyes then widen. That's Francine, one of the most infamous outlaws runnin' about in these parts! What's she doing here in my town..suddenly, the bartender's hand touches my own gloved hand and my attention is drawn back to her. I narrow my eyes at her smiling face, and she nods over to a side door behind the bar.
"Follow me, honey. Kara's office is in the back.."
I take a moment to size up the redhead, who's friendly smile unnerves me. I nod and move beside her as she opens the door, then I blink as she wraps an arm around my waist. She tosses me a smile and a I blush a bit as we move through the door. Right before we disappear into the back, I take another glance back at Francine. I'll deal with her later. First, Kara and I have to discuss a few pressing matters..