I know that they are usually 3 vs 3 , but The Funk-Ettes , known as those hot black babes that dance for Brodus Clay of the WWE are indeed trained wrestlers & are in their developmental fed & since I can't wait to see them put into a match on either Raw or Smackdown , I decided to put them in a mach here , Lucha Libre Style ( 2 of 3 Falls ) .
The Los Rudas , Plague & Devila were students the CMLL Lucha Libre Academy in Mexico , CMLL being Mexico's #1 Lucha Libre Fed & home of Dark Angel , also known as Sarita from Impact Wrestling , who in CMLL , is 1 of their most popular Tecnicas ( Good Girls ) ever .
Wanting to see where Plague & Devila were in their progress , CMLL brass put them into a Dark Match & since the WWE was just there a few days ago , knowing that Naomi & Cameron Lynn , Brodus Clay's Funk-Ettes needed ring time as well , CMLL asked them to face Los Rudas since the WWE was still close by & Brodus was off the day of the CMLL show & Naomi & Cameron said " yes " to the offer to give Lucha Libre a try .
The Funk-Ettes were introduced 1st & came out dancing their goods energeticly as always , somehow managing to high five the fans who were mostly pro Tecnico or Tenica ( Good Guys & Good Girls ) anyway & once in the ring , Naomi & Cameron continued their high energy dancing as the Rudas ( Bad Girls ) came out & although being the Bad Girls & having a small portion of the crowd on their side , in true Lucha Libre fashion , they high fived the fans warmly anyway & made their way into the ring where a whistle went off to let the Wrestlers know that they had to chose a girl & the other had to leave the ring so the match could start .
FALL 1
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Cameron agreed to go 1st for the Tecnicas while Plague went 1st for the Rudas & at the refs nod , another whistle went off to start the match .
Cameron & Plague locked up & Cameron was able to use her speed to lock on an Armbar on Plague & worked the Rudas arm for about 15 secs before Plague felt a slack & was able to reverse the armbar that now had Cameron trying to keep as much pressure off her arm as Plague worked it over until Cameron found an avenue of escape & Arm Dragged Plague down , who got up & charged the Black Beauty only to get Arm Dragged to the mat again where this time , she stayed down as Cameron worked the crowd .
Plague got back up to her feet & her & Cameron went to lock up again & as they did , Plague delivered a fist to Cameron's mid that slightly winded the Funkette & Plague followed with 5 Snap Mares & went for the pin , but only got a 2 count as Cameron was able to kick out .
Plague brought Cameron up & walked her over to the Rudas corner & tagged in Devila who along with Plague , gave Cameron a chop to her chest & then together they whipped her off the ropes & on her return , they tried to Double Clothesline her , but Cameron was able to duck under the Rudas's attempts & when the Rudas turned back around , Cameron was able to Dropkick both to the mat & rollover & tag in Naomi who charged in & Dropkicked Devila to the mat & then was able to get quickly back to her feet & Dropkick Plague down , who rolled out of the ring as Devila slowly got back to her feet as Naomi waited for her & attempted another Dropkick but went to perrenial " Well " once too often & Devila eluded her & Naomi crashed & burned .
Devila was quick to follow up with 7 stomps to Naomi's body before bringing her up & walking her towards Plague & tagged her back in where after entering the ring , the Rudas gave Naomi a chop to her chest & double whipped her off the ropes & tried to Double Clothesline her , but like Cameron did , Naomi also was able to duck under the Rudas attempted Doubleteam & also Dropkicked both to the mat as Cameron rejoined the fray & together with Naomi , they whipped both rudas off the ropes & charged in after them & took both Rudas down with Headscissor Takeovers & then quickly brought the Rudas up & gave them Spinning DDT's & as the Rudas sat dazed , Cameron & Naomi ran off the ropes for momentum & connected with Dropkicks to both Ruda's heads that put them onto their backs as Cameron & Naomi jumped up onto the top rope in opposing corners & waited for plague & Devila to slowly stunningly move into position where Naomi & Cameron were able to hit Moonsaults on the Rudas & remained on them where the Ref used both hands , 1 for Plague & 1 for Devila to make the 1-2-3 on the Rudas as the happy fans celebrated the 1st fall victory for The Funkettes who had their arms raised by the ref as Plague & Devila rolled out of the ring to clear their heads during the rest time between falls .
FALL 2
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Like Fall 1 , Cameron & Plague started it out for their sides & wanting to keep their momentum going , as the whistle sounded to start the 2nd fall , Cameron charged Plague & hit her with a Cross Body & rolled up onto her feet & waited for Plague to rise & attempted another Cross Body , but Plague ducked under that attempt & after Cameron got upon her knees holding her mid that took the brunt of the miss , Plague ran off the ropes & Dropkicked Cameron in her mid , making her fall & roll towards the Rudas corner where Plague brought Cameron up by her hair & tagged in Devila & after giving her a Double Chop , tried to whip her off the ropes again , this time they attempted a Double Stomp to Cameron's mid that connected & put her down .
As Cameron rolled on her side , Naomi attempted a run in , but she was met by boots to her mid as soon as she entered the ring & then was whipped herself & on the return , given a double boot to her mid as well , & down she went , which was followed by a Stompfest by the Rudas who have taken full control of the fall as Naomi did her best to cover up as she was stomped away at until the Rudas eyed Cameron rising to her feet .
The Rudas stopped stomping Naomi & ran up to Cameron who just got back to her feet & booted her togther in the mid & whipped her off the ropes & on Cameron's return , the Rudas gave her a Double Flapjack to the mat that made Cameron roll around in pain near the rings edge which was stopped when Plague brought her up by her hair as Devila did the same to Naomi & then the Black Babes were tossed into opposing corners where Plague & Devila charged at them & gave them Corner Splashes , backed away & with the Beauties still standing , did the Corner Splashes again & then quickly whipped the Babes at each other where Cameron & Naomi collided & went down like a ton of bricks & layed ripe for pinning .
Plague & Devila however were enjoying the so called Beatdown fall , common in Lucha Libre where all Baddies just stayed in & Dominated the entire fall which they were doing in this fall , intent on tieing the falls at 1 each as they brought Cameron & Naomi up & Bodyslammed both Babes 5 times each & then brought them up into Suplex positions & used the ropes to Snap suplex the spent Ebony Beauties down where Plague & Devila then piled Naomi face down onto Cameron who was face down & together , Plague & Devila put the Beauties into Boston Crab / Camel Clutch combos & held them bent against each other that had both Funkettes using anything they had left to both tap out & after the ref confirmed the tap out by Cameron , confirmed Naomi tapping out & called for the bell to officially let the crowd know Plague & Devila won the fall by raising their arms in victory as Cameron & Naomi lay barely moving as they had alot of recovering to do in the rest period before the last & deciding fall .
FALL 3
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Cameron & Naomi were able to get back to their feet during the rest period somehow & as the almost start whistle sounded , Naomi slowly climbed through the ropes as Cameron had to start again , still showing the signs of the Beatdown fall as Plague stood smiling through the slit in her mask , ready to devour the Black Beauty again in Fall 3 .
When the start whistle sounded , Plague ran at Cameron & was able to Dopkick her to the mat as Cameron was still too pained to do anything & Plague quickly sprang to her feet & dragged Naomi back in & hair beiled her across the ring where Devila reentered the ring & brought Naomi up by her hair as Plague did the same to Cameron & then the babes were both hair beiled at the feet of the Rudas who brought them up again & hair beiled them back across the ring before taking a rest to play the crowd who were trying a rally clap for Cameron & Naomi who needed it big time .
The delay worked out well for the Funkettes as the Rudas brought them up & whipped them into opposing corners & then the Rudas played the crowd again before charging in at the Finkettes who , between delays , had enough back to elude the charging Bad Girls , who both rammed their shoulders into the ringposts & went falling out of the ring as Cameron & Naomi stayed in & tried to recoup as much as they could until Plague & Devila rolled back in & attempted Clotheslines at both babes again , but like their previous attempts , the Clothelines failed , making them an o for for the match so far & as the Rudas turned back towards the Good Girls , they were greeted with Running Enziguri's & down they both went as even though they were still weakened , Cameron & Naomi used their momentum to climb to the ropes & hit Missle Dropkicks onto the Rudas , but as Cameron & Naomi hit the mat also , the impact took over over their momentum & they were slow to make the covers & only got a 2 count & not the victory .
Cameron & Naomi were both sucking for air like the Rudas were , but after getting enough energy mustered , Cameron & Naomi whipped the Rudas into opposing corners & had the grab a breath before charging in at the Rudas who stood winded themselves as Cameron & Naomi both turned in mid jump trying to bash their butts into the mids of the Rudas who somehow used the slight delay before the charge that Cameron & NaoMi took to move out of the way , making Cameron & Naomi both stood winded in the corner as the Rudas sucked it up sensing they could use this last mistake to take it quickly whipped the babes into each other & as they stumbled away & were about to fall , Plague & Devila attempted Clotheslines again , this time they hit & took the Black Babes down & after sucking it up one more time wanting to make sure , Plague & Devila brought the babes up & quickly dropped them down face 1st with Front Suplexes & quickly made the covers & held on with all they had left as the ref moved in & using 1 hand for Cameron & the other for Naomi , slapped his hands to the mat , 1-2-3 & it was over as the CMLL girls had their hard fought victory over the game but less experienced Funkettes .
THE END
