Ah things are indeed heating up in the Food Network kitchens. Egos and tensions rise and one rainy Friday night when everyone else has gone home for the weekend and the offices are dark, Anne Burrell and Giada De Laurentis meet in the Food Network kitchens to fight for the title of Queen Bitch at the network.
Giada, with her petite frame, low cut blouses, gigantic head, her rumored disposition to hand out blowjobs like candy, is a diva not to be crossed.
That frightening toothy smile...I swear the bitch could eat a banana sideways.
Just watch any one of her shows, if you can, and watch as she overpronounces words such as Riiiiiiiiiga TOH Neeeeeeeee, Riiiiiiii COHHH-Tahhhhh until your head just wants to explode...watch an episode of Food Network Star and see her smirks and raised eyebrows should anyone dare dispute her wisdom ...
Anne Burrell, a more down to earth personality, with her electro shock hair, her ample frame, her smart ass Twitter feed that almost makes Twitter worthwhile, is a funny and outgoing personality with ambiguous sexual inclinations. I admit to liking Anne quite a bit as she takes herself about as seriously as a Three Stooges short.
But just like freakin' Highlander....there can be only ONE !!!!! So vote, and vote well. Only one battered and sweaty combatant will leave the Food Network kitchens in one piece. You hold the power...
And for no reason other than I want her and she's hotter than either, here's Nigella Lawson
This poll is dedicated, with lots o' love to our old pal Bunk.
