For Iris & Molly , it had been fun staying put although they have been used as Sacrificial Lambs for the main stars of the North American Ladies Wrestling League in their brief visit that kept them from the long road that featured , boredom , mystery , bad junk food , laziness , & lastly , run ins with real sleazeball promoters that give other a bad name who will be willing to screw anybody to show that they have the power , but for Iris & Molly , at least they had Harry & before it all , Bobo , did promise them a nice send off in thanks for them making The Toledo Tigers , Big Mama , & Thunderthighs look like absolute forces to be dealt with .
As the NALWC house show started up , the announcer got on the mic to get it started " Ladies & Gentleman , your opening match is a Tag Team Match , 1 Fall - 15 mins time limit & introducing 1st , from San Diego , California & weighing in at a combined weight of 233 lbs , they are Iris & Molly , the California Dolls " & with that the piano part of their corny entrance song began to play & then the words kicked in " Oh those Beautiful Dolls , they great big Beautiful Dolls ....." & just moments after Iris & Molly came out all smiles & looking pretty as the crowd acknowledged them as the Good Girls , the announcer kicked in again " And introducing their manager , Harry Sears " & upon hearing Harry's name , the crowd , unaware Harry was their manager since he was not with them in the Squash Matches , went wild with excitement as the legend himself came out on stage , quickly learning his legend status just like a Hulk Hogan , Undertaker , & Ric Flair was still intact & since he spent a little extra time meeting the fans & posing for pics with Iris & Molly their ring entrance took a bit longer , but with no TV time thing to account for , it was no big deal for them , but for the crowd , seeing Harry was huge & Bobo certainly would benefit from letting Harry manage his girls tonight .
Once Harry & the Dolls were in the ring , it was killjoy time as the announcer continued on " and their Opponents , hailing from whatever Ghetto they damn well please & weighing in at a combined weight of 260 lbs , they are Chaquita & Lanisha , they are The Phat Gurlz " & with some sort of unintelligable rap song playing , the Phat Gurlz came out , consisting of Big Sister , Chaquita & Baby Sister , Lanisha , who of course Heeled it up until they entered the ring & demanded the mic & was given their face time as Chaquita spoke " Look at we have here Sis , 2 Barbies & an old hasbeen - Harry Sears , I thought you died years ago , you look good though for a guy who has to be 130 yrs old or so by now , no wonder those skanks might find that enviable in you " & with that , Iris & Molly wanted at the bigger & older Phat Gurl by the ref cut them off & so did Harry , who picked up the Mic & like he did in his time , worked the Mic & really cut down the Phat Gurlz to show he still had the mic skills & the crowd cheered wildly as they enjoyed the master at work , further cementing his still beloved status .
It was time for the match to start though & Iris started it out for the Dolls as Lanisha started it out for the Phat Gurlz & just moments away from locking up , Iris repeated something that Harry said that got Chaquita & Lanisha riled up in the 1st place & that made Lanisha run at Iris & attempt a Clothesline , but Iris ducked it & while smiling after the missed attempt , reared back & gave Lanisha a good hard smack on her big butt that both embarrassed Lanisha a bit as well as angered her further that made her attempt another wild Clothesline that Iris easily ducked & again rsponded by giving Lanisha a good spank on her big butt , but not learning , an embarrassed & angry Lanisha tried another clothesline & missed again , this time Iris followed up with a Dropkick from behind that sent Lanisha off the ropes & on the return , she did turn around to face Iris , but was given a Monkey Toss up & over where she landed at the feet of her bigger Sister , who tagged herself in as Lanisha slid out & banged her hand on the ring apron in frustration , getting the crowd more after her as Chaquita entered & challenged Iris to try to knock her down & Iris took the challenge .
Iris went off the ropes for momentum & tried to knock Chaquita down with a Shoulder Block , but Chaquita stood her ground & only moved slightly as Iris wound up getting the worst of it , but quickly recovered as Chaquita told her to try again & Iris did , but a 2nd Shoulder Block attempt did little to faze the Heel who's little bit of extra poundage helpled asorb most most of it , lightly stunning Iris again , but Chaquita continued to challenge Iris who had a quick recovery & tried a 3rd time to knock the braggart off her feet , this time trying a Cross Body Block , but after a small stumble , Chaquita held her grip on Iris , noy going down while having Iris at the same time as she won this challenge for now , but before she had a chance of doing anything , Chaquita could be heard saying " what should I do to Ir - I - I whoa " as Molly ran in & Dropkicked Iris from behind which made the braggart fall to the mat with Iris right ontop of her where the ref quickly mad ethe count , 1-2 , but no 3 as Chaquita powered out forcefully just before the 2 & quickly got up angry & tried to Clothesline both Dolls , but before she could the Dolls beat her to a move & quickly took her down as she stepped in with a Double Drop Toe Hold , making Chaquita fall onto her knees at the middle rope where she was more embarrassed than hurt & yelled at the fans taunting her , forgetting all about Iris & Molly for a brief moment until Molly nailed her with both knees between her shoulder blades that made Chaquita fall onto her back as Iris made a quick cover again , but only got a 2 count again .
Chaquita' size had her still more dazed than hurt & she got up wanting to go after the Dolls & moved forward off balance & saw that Iris & Molly seemed to be tensing up for a Double Dropkick & since Chaquita knew she was off balance & would be on the recieving end , she tried to put on the brakes & did & retreated in frustration back to her own corner & tagged Lanisha back in as Iris & Molly were also able to put on the brakes & not do the Dropkick they had planned as they walked back to their corner & Iris tagged Molly into the match , who made a gesture at Lanisha that made her charge , charge right into an Armdrag , then another as Lanisha got up & charged right back after Molly , then a 3rd & then a 4th as her anger worked against her as after the 4th , she stayed down & tried a new tactic , doing the old stick the hand out to shake & start out again on good terms thing , a tactic that of course had the entire crowd screaming " No - No - Don't do it - she's lying " & as Molly mulled it over , it allowed Chaquita to sneak in from behind as Iris began to bounce on the apron , pointing at Chaquita & yelling at Molly about her when Molly turned & Chaquita threw her hands up saying " Whoa , i'm sorry , i'm sorry " while backing back up to her corner , which allowed Lanisha to spring forward & nail Molly from behind with a Forearm that knocked her down & Lanisha followed by tagging in her Bigger Sister .
With Chaquita being the muscle of the group , she brought Molly up & Bodyslammed her to the mat & then wasted no time in bringing her up & giving her a 2nd Bodyslam , & then right back up for a 3rd & then ran off the ropes to try to crush Molly with her big butt , but Molly rolled out of the way , making Chaquita hit her big butt hard & as Chaquita tried to get up , Molly recovered enough to attempt a rollup , but Chaquita kicked out of the pin attempt & after that , Molly stood , right next to Lanisha who grabbed her by her hair & held on for a moment until Molly elbowed her off of her , but walked forward into a Clothesline by Chaquita , who tried a quick pin also , but Molly kicked out , but Chaquita still had control .
Chaquita brought Molly up & whipped her into the corner where Lanisha was quickly back standing , although she did touch her head in the little dazed way , but she was able to reach up & grab Molly by her blonde hair & hold onto her as Chaquita charged in & was able to drive her big butt into Molly's chest , winding her as she tagged in Lanisha .
Lanisha came in & Chaquita stayed in & together they Double Teammed Molly in the corner with knees to her chest & mid until the ref began the 5 count to break , but Iris quicky lost her cool seeing the Double Teamming & charged in to try to help , but the ref of course stopped the 5 count & quickly ponced to stop Iris from helping , which of course allowed Lanisha & Chaquita some extra beatdown time on Molly , who was calling for the ref to stop the cheating in between the knees that she was taking & after escorting Iris out , he finally restarted the 5 count until the Heels broke at the last moment , which for Molly , seemed longer than it was as Chaquita left her Baby Sister to work on the blonde .
Lanisha dragged Molly away from the corner & backed her against the rope & after giving her 3 more knees to her mid , Lanisha rope whipped Molly & upon her return , Molly recieved a High Back Body drop & after that , Lanisha taunted Iris who charged back in & again was intercepted by the ref as Chaquita came in illegally & together with Lanisha , they Bodyslammed Molly together & then Chaquita stayed in as Lanisha left the ring behind the refs back where Chaquita slapped her hands together hard , making a tagging sound moments before the ref turned & upon seeing Chaquita in there , he began to think wether or not she was legal & said she did tag even though the whole arena said " No - No she didn't " but the ref heard it & had to go with that & allowed Chaquita to stay in & she brought Molly up & rope whipped her & upon her return , Chaquita stood still as Molly's body crashed into hers & down went Molly while Chaquita went nowhere , but instead of following up , taunted the crowd about their support of the California Girls & their old man manager before tagging Lanisha back in & then holding Molly up for some top rope move by her , but the fan taunting allowed Molly to slip free as Lanisha's big butt crashed into her Big Sisters chest , that force made Chaquita fall out of the ring as Molly tagged in Iris who came in " As a Ball of Fire " & hit a series of Clotheslines on Lanisha as Molly tried to get to her feet as Chaquita rejoined the fray & tried to Clothesline Iris down , but she ducked away , making Chaquita Clothesline her Baby Sister instead & Iris countered with a Dropkick on Chaquita having little effect , but Molly regained enough umph back to join Iris for a Double Dropkick attempt that drove her backwards towards the ropes where Harry pulled on the ropes , making Chaquita fall over them & out onto the floor where he then walked away all innocent to give the fans some Harry's antics saying " Oops " while shrugging his shoulders as Iris & Molly stood together & awaited Lanisha to stand back up where they nailed her with a Double Dropkick when she did & as Lanished lay dazed , Iris & Molly stood on either side of her & began to do a little booty dance over the fallen Phat Gurl until Molly took off , bounded off the ropes for momentum & did a Lionsault onto Lanisha & just as she began her Lionsault , Iris stopped shaking her booty & took off off the oppossing ropes & as Molly rolled away , Iris came crashing down with her own Lionsault onto Lanisha & made the cover as Molly marched around the ring sensing victory was at hand & as the ref began his count , Chaquita slid into the ring to try to break up the pin , but as soon as she slid in the ring, Harry pulled her right back out as the ref made the 1-2-3 & the place was a happy place as Harry stood with Iris & Molly holding their arms in victory as the announcer announced to a happy crowd " The winners of the match . Iris & Molly - The California Dolls " as their corny song played & some fans tried to sing along as Iris , Molly , & Harry high fived fans & posed for more pics as Lanisha & Chaquita stood on the far side of the ring on the outside playing the sore losers as they taunted the crowd who was taunting them until Iris , Molly , & Harry disappeared into the back so they could make their " Oh shut up march to the back themselves " .
The win was sweet for them , their 1st real victory in something other than a student show & after the entire show was done , Iris , Molly , & Harry dined with Bobo , Chaquita , & Lanisha , who were actually Bobo's nieces , before Iris , Molly , & Harry got in the RV to start the long long long road right back hopefully one day full-time to the NALWC , the WWE , or maybe Impact Wrestling , or something else >>>
