here's some smaller squash scribblings I've had sorta laying around for a while:
Keke Palmer def. Selena Gomez
Koke held poor Gomez up high in a brutal torture rack for what was just the latest example of pure domination demonstrated by Palmer tonight. She had thoroughly wiped the floor with the visibly intimidated Selena from the opening bell onwards. Her light blue bikini wouldn't last long before being casually ripped off her puny body like her top and bottom were mere strands of string. Palmer had her squirming prey bare naked and displayed across her shoulders yanking both ends of her body grotesquely backwards. Palmer's one had was clamped around Selena's stretched out neck while the other hand was cruelly clawing Selena's spread and exposed snatch. Gomez meekly squealed and wiggled at the intense pain of her body bent backward and her crotch getting clawed.
Just before Selena would pass out from the pain and humiliation, Keke went for the grand finale. She swiftly lifted the now whimpering Gomez off her shoulders, flipped her upside down and drove the singer down headfirst to the mat for a gory piledriver-esqe slam. Gomez squashed on the mat with such force right on the back of her head that her long limp legs actually flipped and folded over her body and stayed in that mortifying position with her bare booty and spread crotch sticking right up at the arena lights. Camera phones flashed as Keke looked down on her destruction with a wicked smile and placed a foot on Selena's upturned ass for the easy 3 count victory. Gomez didn't move an inch in her stacked up and broken position so Keke kept the victory pose giving everyone in attendance plenty of time to snap some top quality last images!
Elizabeth Gillies def. Cher Lloyd & Ariana Grande: Handicap Bra & Panties Match
For all the fans of the rare but sensational occurrence of a handicap squashing of two puny jobbers, the following contest didn't disappoint. In true jobber fashion, both girls entered the ring as cocky little divas completely positive that their numerical advantage would ensure them a much needed victory in their dire match records. They failed to take into account, not only their own glaring shortcomings as fighters, but also one Elizabeth Gillies who licked her lips like a lion going for two very unfortunate deers at once. Of course, both creampuffs were quickly stripped of their scandalous attire. First was Ariana who's choice of a minuscule leather dress spelled doom for her right away and her tight thigh high boots didn't last much longer either. Cher's outfit proved to be a little more pesky to get off, but even her tight corset top would give way to Gillies' ruthlessness eventually and once that occurred her short shorts stood no chance; in an impressive display of savageness Elizabeth literally ripped Lloyd's bottoms to shreds and threw it around the ring like jobber confetti.
Gilles officially won the match already, but that wasn't enough for her. If they put her in this ridiculous match for her to make an example out of a couple cupcakes, who was she to not take advantage? After stripping both overwhelmed girls of their underwear leaving them totally naked, Gilles bodyslamed Cher down on the back and then bodyslamed Ariana on her belly but landing right atop her partner leaving the pathetic jobbers in a class 69 position. Elizabeth took her time in climbing up the turnbuckle and then, without much flash, leapt off the top rope and landing down on her stacked up victims for the frogsplash. Cher's body on the bottom of the pile was completely flattened while Ariana was squished and sandwiched in the middle with each girl's face being forced deeper into each other's exposed crotch. Gillies landed the move with perfect accuracy and force then swiveled around and sat atop her pile of losers as the ref called for the bell. The crowd rained down their cheers and applause at the impressive display of power from Gillies and the shameful display of ineptitude from Lloyd and Grande who remained piled atop of each other both in la-la land together this time.
Halston Sage def. Zoey Deutch
This was less of a professional wrestling exhibition and more so a good old-fashioned hair-tugging and dress-shredding catfight. Unfortunately for Zoey Deutch, no matter what type of fight was fought, she didn't stand much of a chance against Halston. Sage had the superior strength, stamina and stealthiness to make this match a thorough squashing in not much time.
Joey's dress was ripped off leaving her in just a lacy white pair of bra and panties as she was slammed down on her tummy and, before she could even conceive of what was happening, felt Sage sit down on her back and cup both hands under Deutch's chin. Sage leaned and yanked back with all her might bending Zoey's upper body up and back locking in a impenetrable camel clutch hold that in seconds had the screaming Deutch slamming her palm down on the mat in surrender. Feeling devilish, Halston not only kept the hold in by keeping one hand locked in on the chin but then she moved her other hand inserting a finger in Zoey's mouth yanking her trap wide open like a fishing hook was tugging at her mouth. Zoey's pleas went from screams to sheer horror with tears pouring down on her face before Halston finally released the hold letting Deutch's anguished land back down to the mat with a thud while Sage returned to her feet, rubbed her bare foot in Zoey's sobbing face and waltzed out of the ring.
Emma Roberts def. Emma Watson
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It was a classic case of comeuppance. Watson looked back over her shoulder in complete humiliation and horror. How could this have happened? She was bent over a bench in the park, stripped naked and getting spanked like a child. She never thought her catty comment, that of Roberts riding on her famous aunt's coattails and being nothing more than a "sleaze born with a silver spoon her mouth", would lead to her suffering some mortifying just desserts. But then again, Watson didn't know that Roberts happened to be right behind her when she made the fateful jab that instantly set the furious Roberts in a rage she'd never quite experienced. The crowd of gathering onlookers circled around the demolishing of Watson who was completely unprepared to actually walk the walk after easily talking the talk.
Now here Emma was with her stark naked butt sticking right up in the air after trying and failing to escape this horrible predicament with an all-too-eager Roberts ready to enact some well-deserved punishment. "You want to act like a brat? Well then you'll be treated like on." Roberts coldly whispered until Watson's ear before wearing back and landing a crisp spank down on one of her tight and jiggling buttchecks that clapped throughout the park. This was the most embarrassing experience Watson has ever had. All she could do was kick her legs and squirm but Roberts easily held her bent over the bench with one hand on her back while the other hand rained spanks and slams down on Watson's defenseless derriere turning that snotty and uptight little booty from a stark white to a dark shade of red in no time. After officially reducing the stuck-up English loudmouth into a whimpering and slobbering mess; Roberts was ready for one last insult added to injury. Grabbing a big silver spoon from a nearby picnic table, Roberts bent down and held Watson's shamed face up everyone to see and then yelling "Open wide, bitch!" and shoving the silver spoon in Watson's mouth for the final humiliation. Perhaps next time people will think twice before declaring Roberts' career as a case of pure nepotism while hopefully Watson, for her own sake, can remember to keep her big mouth shut before dissing another catfighter.
