All six women were seating the three English women all sat on one side having fun with each other. The other three women talked and finally Sigourney Weaver showed up and took the center of the podium
“Congratulations ladies, excellent fights you all really did well and Christina I didn’t expect you to win so easily”
“Just a matter of getting a great move in at the right time”
Sigourney “Ok well still Jennifer really lost a lot of cred there so let’s open this to questions”
Reporter “Camilla who is it you are calling out when you say you are England’s best for your division”
Camilla “I’m a classy girl and don’t feel the need to tell others who I do and do not like. One English actress didn’t want to fight me. After it is all said and done I feel bad for what I did after the fight, Allison and I were at each other’s throats. She didn’t want to fight but we agreed to a fight when the fight I wanted didn’t come to fruition. It seems that we have some tiers in our division and since I have til the age of 31 when I go into the next division which has one of the most legitimate English actresses in terms of what we all just did and I know that I’m never ever going to beat Rhona Mitra”
Geri patted her on the shoulder “I’d rather be stuck between Kelly Brooks boobs then fight Rhona”
Kate “I fought Rhona, won’t make that mistake ever again”
Reporter “Who would you like to fight next”
Camilla “I don’t really care; I’ve got a Californication party soon maybe someone there. ABC party maybe someone who wants to fight me will challenge me. Who knows I know who I really want has no interest in fighting me so its not worth mentioning her name but I’ll tell you one person who I’d love to hurt and that’s Lindsay Lohan just because of how ludicrous she is”
Teresa “I think there’s a lot of women who believe Lindsay deserves a beat down. I’d like to give it, you would and Lindsay will not fight.”
Reporter “Geri, is there any truth Shania was outside here asking for more.”
Geri “She was and I would have knocked her out again but she was escorted away and now my blood is boiled so much that I’m going to go find her and beat her up again.” Geri got up and was asked to seat back down so she did “No one has ever believed she could beat me and she still thinks she can well I’m not going to the after party but I will try and find Shania then.”
Reporter “I can tell your angry so I won’t ask you another question so Teresa who is it you keep calling out?”
“She knows who she is, we met once and I looked at her and felt the urge to slap her to rip out her brown hair. It’s the only time I wanted to put my hands on another woman’s breasts and squeeze. I challenged her and Minka Kelly was there as a witness when the coward said no. I’d show up at her premiere wearing something that was meant to say I’m here to outshine you and she’d avoid me and nights later wear a similar outfit somewhere else avoiding me at all costs. I feel right now we are on a direct path for each other and will do what I need to make sure she knows she is my end goal. Making her hurt, making her know I am her better.”
“So what’s next on this path”
“I challenge Kaley Cuoco and if I can’t beat Kaley then maybe it isn’t a pre destined fight my destroying the coward I hate. If she wants to respond to my comments she can but I’m not ready to tell y’all her name because when I hear it I get mad… When I say it I feel the need to say or do something that isn’t in my character. So Kaley what say you, up for a fight”
Sigourney “Excellent, you two will match up well I wish you both luck may the best woman win.
Hilary “Why aren’t any of you asking me a question what do I have to do to get your respect knock out Jolie… Well Angelina come on, me and you and I’ll knock you out as well.”
Kate Beckinsale was shaking her head “Don’t ask me anything I’m taking credit for fight of the night because I promised myself something… Swank you have to wait for Jolie because she’s fighting on the prison card up next and it’s a main event against the woman she wronged years ago Jennifer Aniston… Angelina you and I have never liked each other and never will… Sweet Camilla and Teresa may not be willing to tell you who they are talking about but I will… It’s Angelina Jolie, I greatly dislike her I have no respect for her which was why I mock her. Hilary you can fight her and go for it I don’t care because its going to be a fist fight and that isn’t what I want and even though I think Aniston will hurt you I still would wager you will find a way to win even in your badly aged state…You know what now that I think about it, Jennifer is probably going to kick your ass and then my beating you won’t be as sweet… I’ll still enjoy looking at you beaten, crying, bleeding and humiliated with my love juice but it won’t mean as much.”
Hilary was in shock and Sigourney spoke “I guess yeah that fight is a great main event but no questions for Christina.” There were no hands and Christina didn’t care “Ok then well WBACCF seventh card in a prison two main events… Jamie Pressley vs Ashley Judd and Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston. Opening fight of the card will be Shannon Elizabeth vs. Jodi lyn O’Keefe 3.”
