what the hell?
She is an old, ugly bitch, what is going on here? 
oh darlin... hmm, something about glass houses?
one thing i will give you credit for though hun is that you listen very well! Like when you listened to that first older man you "dated"... and how he would encourage you to show off, well, whatever
those are... they sooo totally draw attention away from your face!

hehe
I'm sure that woman feels sooo lucky to have such a smart hubby, huh?
kisses!!
