The sex life between me and my wife Cordelia wasn't so good for quite a while, and sometimes I went to see a prostitute. She's called Ashley, 5'7" tall, and everytime I visited her I had quick but amazingly good sex with her. Unfortunately my wife Cordelia found out one day; she even found out where Ashley's apartment is from which she works. Fuming with anger, she calls at her place, determined to challenge her to a fight and beat her up. Ashley looks at my 5'1" wife, amused, and says, 'Oh my god, just look at you - no wonder your man needs to go off and pay for a real woman to shag. And now you even want to get your bony ass kicked, you poor thing?' - 'You...you arrogant, shameless, third class whore! I'll shred you to bits!' Cordelia counters. 'Third class???' Ashley laughs. 'Have you ever looked into a mirror and seen what third class looks like?' Cordelia slaps Ashley's face, and Ashley slaps her back. With burning cheeks, the two women glare at each other for a few seconds, and then the fight between the two begins...
