KRISTIN about SARAH: 'What?? That stupid scarecrow thinks she's going to vent her frustration on ME? - That poor misguided moron girl, I'll paste her into jelly!' . . . SARAH about KRISTIN: 'I can't wait to get my hands on that dwarf! Look at her, she wears shower curtains for dresses, gawd, what a sad freak! This time, it's ME who's going to spank a girl!