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Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks

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Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« on: June 25, 2013, 11:29:38 PM »
Christina Hendricks has overpowered and tormented Queen Latifah. She stands over her, watching her moaning of pain lying on the floor, while smoking a cigarette and casually flipping the tip of her shoe into Latifah's aching body. Kym Marsh tries to keep up a brave face but really is beside herself with panic now. Her friend having lost the fight means for her that Christina will now turn on her. Christina walks over to her, smiles and blows smoke into Kym's face. Kym no longer pretends to cope with it. She begs, almost whimpers, 'Christina, no...please, no...' - Christina, still smiling, grabs one of Kym's arms, slams her to the ground facedown, sits on her, and twists Kym's shoulder joint to make her scream in agony. She takes her cigarette from her lips, bends down to blown more smoke in Kym's eyes, and says in a gentle voice, 'Now, little girl, what's the password of your twitter account?' Kym is so much in pain and so confused she doesn't understand at first what Christina wants her to do. 'What?' she asks, and Christina twist her arm again - Kym lets out an unearthly scream and for a moment feels as if her arm was torn off her shoulder. Smiling, Christina repeats, 'Your twitter account, password. Understand now, little girl? You want a...shoulder massage again?' 'OOOH, NOOOO! Please, no, no, no...I tell you, I tell you, Christina!' 'Yes...?' Christina waits. Kym tells her the password. Christina gets off her, looks at the two women on the floor, mutters. 'Whoopsy daisy, I did make a mess today, deary me!' Hours later, Kym reads in her own twitter account what Christina wrote in her name: '...I'm a cowardly little slut, and not even worth to kiss Ms Christina Hendricks' feet...' Kym got inundated with comments of her friends, asking her what the hell was going on. Maria Sharapova was one of the people reading the mortifying fake message. She talks to Kym on the phone, and Kym tells her the whole story about her catfight with Christina, her armwrestling bout, and finally her friend Latifah's defeat. Maria tells her she wants to fight Christina for her. She promises Kym to make her apologize to her in public and in the media after punishing her for everything she did to Kym. . . . And so, the fight takes place. The two women stand close in front of each other, seven inch taller Maria looking down at Christina who readily agreed to the fight. Christina pushes her big bust into the taller woman's belly provocatively. Maria smiles desirively, 'Not gonna beat me up with two milk bags you know.' . . . How will this fight end?                
« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 11:43:32 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 11:42:46 PM »
I don't agree with the voters who thought Christina would beat Queen Latifah, but I do think she's good enough to smother Maria into dreamland
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 11:46:43 PM »
Christina is 5'7, Maria 6'2", some pics of Christina...
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2013, 07:33:48 AM »
Totally bogus that Hendricks was voted last Latifah. The Hendricks's face should be firmly planted under the Queen's big ass right now, not taunting a weakling like Sharapova.

Despite the size difference, the only way Maria wins this match is if she gets her hands on a tennis racket and serves up Hendricks's tits like two enormous tennis balls. Otherwise, Hendricks overpowers her

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2013, 10:32:23 AM »
Lets face it, Maria is a world class athlete and Christina an actress. Maria will outlast and then over power Christina

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2013, 12:03:13 PM »
Agree with tomo, and also that she wouldn't have a chance against Latifah either, I think it's the sexual fantasy of big breasts being capable of fighting, very bizarre when compared to chances in reality. I'd reckon that realistically Maria would throw a couple of hooks at someone like Christina and she'd be out.
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2013, 09:08:44 PM »
I think it's the sexual fantasy of big breasts being capable of fighting, very bizarre when compared to chances in reality. I'd reckon that realistically Maria would throw a couple of hooks at someone like Christina and she'd be out.

Well yeah, but that's boring  (no offense meant of course, if boxing is your kind of thing).  The fantasy of a direct correlation between breast size and fighting talent is entertaining for hypothetical purposes.  Yes Maria would win the fight, but wouldn't it be exciting to watch Hendricks tear her apart?
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2013, 01:18:47 AM »
I agree, a lot of the votes in the Latifah fight were cast because Christina is hotter rather than in deference to the actual likely result. 

With that said, however, this one is a serious mismatch... Maria is a top athlete in her prime, and is going to have the advantage in height, reach, speed, strength and endurance.  I suspect she has a few pounds on Christina as well, though accurate weight figures on either celeb are hard to come by.  In any case, the only realistic outcome is that Maria basically owns the redhead.

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2013, 01:57:12 AM »
Always go with red!!

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2013, 01:14:54 PM »
I think it's the sexual fantasy of big breasts being capable of fighting, very bizarre when compared to chances in reality. I'd reckon that realistically Maria would throw a couple of hooks at someone like Christina and she'd be out.

Well yeah, but that's boring  (no offense meant of course, if boxing is your kind of thing).  The fantasy of a direct correlation between breast size and fighting talent is entertaining for hypothetical purposes.  Yes Maria would win the fight, but wouldn't it be exciting to watch Hendricks tear her apart?

I respectfully disagree.  To me it's far more boring to vote "she has big boobs [or is hotter/prettier/whatever], so of courseshe wins."  There's a suspension of disbelief involved, and when the results stray too far from reality it pulls me out of that and makes me quickly lose interest.  That's how it is for me, anyway.

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2013, 06:23:34 PM »
I have to go with Maria. I am a fan of Christinas' Tits, But i think Maria will us those big tits as punchin bags!
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2013, 10:20:39 PM »


I respectfully disagree.  To me it's far more boring to vote "she has big boobs [or is hotter/prettier/whatever], so of courseshe wins."  There's a suspension of disbelief involved, and when the results stray too far from reality it pulls me out of that and makes me quickly lose interest.  That's how it is for me, anyway.

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I may have oversimplified my point a bit.  I suppose if I'm honest my vote is usually awarded (for the celebrity fights anyway) based on likability.  Christina has had some excellent roles and gives the impression of being an intelligent, personable celebrity.  As a sports fan, I've always felt Maria came off as a jerk.  Having determined I already want Christina to win, then the boobs become relevant because it fits her character so well.  It's not necessarily the boobs that determined the winner for me, but since it's Christina anyway, it's easy to tie it in.  Does that make sense?
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2013, 06:39:22 AM »
I get that point, yes it makes sense, but it would be boring to me personally. I look simply at real chances. I think in reality Christina can neither beat up Latifah, nor Maria, probably not Kym either. Kym would not beg Christina for mercy like in my little fantasy, really she'd punch her in the teeth. Yes's I too go along with impossible fantasies sometimes - but if I wanted to vote for girls' boobs, prettiness and sex appeal only, then I'd go to the homepage of Sunday Sports or Hello magazine instead.   
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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2013, 01:52:12 PM »

No contest. The tall, powerful Russian athlete launches a single, lightening fast and brutally hard backhand slap to the side of the little actresses face that sends her crumbling to the floor, crying in shock, pain and humiliation.
Maria can now do whatever she wants with Christina. Maybe on another day she would strip her, sit on her face and play with her like a cat with a mouse till she got bored. But today she has other things on her mind.

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Re: Maria Sharapova vs Christina Hendricks
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2013, 05:46:01 PM »
Yes, she has. This should have run for my usual 2 days, it really is the responses of my little mobile when setting up polls why closing date sometime's missing. - Well, Christina is now on the floor, finished, moaning, and no longer able to fight. Maria walks over to Kym. She puts an arm around her shoulders and says, 'Sit in that chair, and I'll give you a treat to make you laugh your head off...' She fetches a tennis rack from her sports bag, yanks Christina off the ground and pulls her over to another chair in front of Kym. She puts Christina across her knees, pulls up her dress, and peels her slip down. Now, she gives Christina a vigorous spanking with the tennis rack, and it may be needless to mention that's causing pain from hell to her victim. Christina yelps like a puppy which tail has been trodden on, simultaneously emitting half articulated pleads that Maria would please, please stop. But Kym doesn't laugh; she watches with a cold, non-participating look. Finally, Maria drags the exhausted Christina over to her. 'Get down on your knees!' she orders. Christina complies with no hesitation. 'Apologize to her, tell her how sorry you are!'  On her hands and knees in front of Kym, Christina stares at the floor and starts to mumble, 'I'm sorry...' Maria steps in front of her to slap her face hard and shout at her, 'Not like that, stupid bitch!! Look at her!! Look into her eyes and fold your hands, you lazy cxnt!' Groaning with pain, battered and humiliated Christina folds her hands and looks up at Kym sitting in front of her. 'Now say,' continues Maria, 'Ms Marsh, I beg your forgiveness...' - Christina repeats the words obediently. Maria directs her further, repeating Christina's own  'twitter post', '...I'm a cowardly little slut, not even worth to kiss your feet...' Again, Christina has no choice but repeating the self humiliating words while Maria holds her head up by her hair with an iron grip. '...but I beg of you to grant me the even undeserved favor of allowing me to kiss your boots...' When Christina hesitates for a moment to utter those last suggested words Maria slaps her hard again, and Christina takes three tries before she manages to get the sentence out without getting confused at what she is to say. 'Do it now,' Maria now orders, 'Get down there and kiss them!' slowly, Christina bends over on her knees and puts a kiss on one of Kym's boots. Kym watches her as if a repulsive insect had crawled onto her footwear. Suddenly, she gets up with an abrupt movement. 'Leave her!' she demands. 'Just leave her! I just don't want to look at this trash anymore!' Maria looks at her, and in that moment the understanding of everything Kym has been through comes over her like a wave. She lets go of Christina's hair; the woman slumps to the ground almost as if lifeless. Maria caresses one of Kym's battered cheeks carefully. 'Okay,' she says gently, 'let's go, Kym.' Hand in hand, the two women leave, leaving the defeated and humiliated Christina behind them.                       
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