Oh so now I gotta pic between Lisa....my L....and ummm?....this other "person"

OK...sounds like a job for the Magic 8-Ball...good thing I forgot to turn on the trash compactor when I tossed it in there earlier in the week! FUCK! That woulda been a disaster! Kinda like Sadie not inviting me to the celebratory party!....YEAH!!
Anyways...enough truvial pursuit......Sadie who? Don't know her.....
"Oh Magic 8-Ball!!!"....*begins fondling the Magic 8-Ball much like she does herself during a typical weekday morning shower (I'd say like how I fondle Lisa's breasts but I am trying not to be biased here)*...."Ohhhh Magic 8-Ball!!".....*speaking in tongues now as I furiously rub the black orb*......"Ohhhhh Magic 8-Ball"...."Ohhh wise sage of the black plastic orbs!!!"......"Oh tell me who to vote for Oh Wise ONE!!!"...."Lisa or the "other person"...."Oh tell me Magic 8-Ball!!!!" "Puhleeeeze!"
Stops and looks at the little cheap shit answer window on the 8-Ball.......
"Oh shit!"....
"Lets try that again Oh Magic 8-Ball!....you stupid fuck!" *Refondles herself....errrrr...the Magic 8-Ball....bangs it on the table!!!*
*looks at the answer window*
"Yesssss!"
"Mr. Chairman!....the great state of New York...errrr...Michelle....would like to cast its 5,000 votes for the next sexiest brunette (besides me of course...like duh!)......Lisa!!!!!!"
I'm Michelle....and I approve this message
