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What would happen if my wife ran into a UFC female fighter in a dark alley

She would kick ass
2 (4.7%)
She would be scared
0 (0%)
She would get KO'd
4 (9.3%)
She would be beaten to a pulp
21 (48.8%)
It would be worse than we can say here
16 (37.2%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Voting closed: September 07, 2013, 02:11:58 AM

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I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter

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Offline fighttime67

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I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« on: August 28, 2013, 02:11:58 AM »
I would like to see a fight between my 51 YO wife and a UFC woman.....what would the outcome be?
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Offline joenstl

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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2013, 02:17:56 AM »
You would probably need a new wife
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2013, 03:38:46 AM »
LOL!! You're fucking retarded!
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2013, 04:35:46 PM »
My wife thinks she's tough and would put up a good fight in the octagon. I've tried to explain to her that she would probably lose.  I would like to see what she thought after the first round.
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2013, 05:43:00 PM »
Has she hired a divorce  atty yet?   
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2013, 06:03:28 PM »
This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2013, 09:55:23 PM »
Quote from: nutmeg78 on August 28, 2013, 06:03:28 PM
This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..
I don't want anyone to "Kill My Wife"! I just want her to see that she would probably take a beating if she got in the octagon
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2013, 11:03:53 PM »
You sound like a beating on her part will say she loves you
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2013, 11:10:06 PM »
By the way, how bout showing us a true pic of ur 51 y/o wife.  Maybe she don't need a beating. Maybe she takes a beating being out in public with you.  Dude, forget this scheme and just love her.  That's probably the best beating she can get.   ;D
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2013, 11:12:38 PM »
Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2013, 11:13:20 PM »
P.S. now you got me started!
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2013, 11:17:15 PM »
Quote from: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:12:38 PM
Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan

Joe  ya know I luv ya  but......Serena  would  kill you  lol.  In the octagon  I mean :p
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2013, 11:21:15 PM »
Maybe a fight between Serena and my wife would be more like it! I'm going to ask her if she thinks that would be a good match up! :) BTW, I love my wife
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2013, 05:57:48 AM »
Don't joke about the UFC women. They are highly trained real fighters who could demolish 99% of the women on earth.
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Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2013, 04:41:37 PM »
Quote from: oilwrestler on August 29, 2013, 06:25:13 AM
Just read about Kim Woods 50 yr old MMA chick ! Good girl! Ps nothing wrong with this fight idea
Thanks for that info Oilwrestler! This gives my wife some hope
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