Mickey....
Don't you have a trailer to clean? I was gonna say trailer(s) but I know you can barely afford the one

I know it doubles as your transportation to and from the fair which I think is very efficient:)
I thought you were too busy talking out of the clown's mouth saying...."You want fries with that?"..to be messing around at the fair? Congrats on that new job

Oh and Mickey.....they have your blue ribbon waiting over at the main tent....speaking of pigs.....you won the best pig contest...lucky for you there were only little piglets as competition....but congratulations are definitely in order...it was well earned

Maybe they should have had an age restriction?

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