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rookie..newcomer of the year round two

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Offline Michelle

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2013, 04:52:03 AM »
We're gonna make it a demonstration sport at the next Olympics.....

ICU wrestling....
ICU MMA......
ICU NHB

that and reality fucking :P

brings new meaning to the phrase....'I'll fuck you into a coma"

I'm Michelle and you're God Damn right I approve this message
« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 05:50:23 AM by Michelle »
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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2013, 02:23:16 PM »
Sadie...

We're behind!!....at least right now!!    FUCK!!   Let's put some bitches in the ICU!

bailey!....DEAD!.......Emily!....DEAD!

I have hid all the pain meds for us...so we can't be hurt now if we take all (hydrocodone party here we cum!) those bad boys at once.....I got the paddles......CLEAR!!!!

NOW LET'S GET BUSY!!!!

Sadie...this may call for drastic measures.....ummm.......we may have to show our tits....oh fuck we can't do that!!....Emily will kill us!....DAMN!!

What would Brian Boitano do?
« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 02:26:54 PM by Michelle »
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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2013, 04:10:00 PM »
*takes a bed pan and contemplates slamming it down over Emily's head!*

That's what Brian Boitano would do!!
« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 04:11:39 PM by Michelle »
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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 04:27:29 PM »
Emily and I are in a bar..sitting by a large window...supposedly having a nice....leisurely.... friendly drink when the BITCH starts in on the same old SHIT AGAIN!!!!  She can't acccept that I beat her like a cheap Italian suit in our last fight!

*..."FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN COW!!!!"  "I've had enough of your whining and bitching about you losing that last fight!  FUCKING HOOKER!!!   I beat your ass fair and square!!!"  I hear the Italian Bimbo mutter under her breath and all I hear is....."CHEATING cxnt!".......and that cuts it!!......It's ON!!!!..*

"Your headed for a short trip to a long intensive care stay WHORE!!!"  "I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT AT THE TITLE!!"

*....I LOWER MY SHOULDER AND LUNGE at Emily!....my right shoulder driving hard into her midsection!!...my arms wrapping around her torso as I SPEAR HER!!!......"GGGUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!"......our bodies now intertwined as WE GO CRASHING THROUGH THE LARGE PICTURE WINDOW TO OUR SIDE!!   CRRAASSSSSHHHH!!!    That unmistakable EXPLOSIVE SOUND OF A LARGE PANE OF GLASS SHATTERING!!.....the higher pitched sounds of smaller pieces of glass hitting the sidewalk and shattering!!....bouncing!!....  FUCKING GLASS AND PIECES OF WOOD WINDOW FRAME FLYING IN ALL DIRECTIONS as we grunt out and then scream loudly as our bodies are hurled through the shattering glass!!!!   "MOTHERFUCKERR!!!!!!"......"ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!".....*
« Last Edit: September 20, 2013, 08:03:51 PM by Michelle »
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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 06:04:08 PM »
Ok..enough of this.....lets all four of us have one of those pro wrestling matches where last one over the top rope wins!.....LOL

hey it worked for Hulk Hogan...The Rock.....Ric Flair.......all those super heroes!

As long as it's not one of those reverse battle royal debacles where the winner is the first over the top rope to get INTO the ring, I'd watch that.

Also, if you're not falling out of your clothes as you're falling out of the ring, I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2013, 08:43:03 PM »
VERY close matches!!!

Lexi always runs some good polls ... OH and yeahhhhh  do not really know some of the ladies..
I DID vote for SADIE N MICHELLE!!

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2013, 08:54:14 PM »


I just couldn't resist.

Its long time I didn't see Michelle,my friend and tag team partner Michelle. Last time I saw her I was in the ring,Red and Sadie were beating me to pulp after I managed to win the match against Red.

Michelle helped me,cleaned the ring the way she was only one that could do that.
Me and her built a strong friendship but well, I still don't accept that loss to her in that boxing match.
I still think that I could won it if it would have been a classic boxing match but that time things went over and our match became a no rules match,a all round fight.
When I saw her in the bar my heart stopped to beat.
Probably that save thing she did the last time I saw her didn't help too much. I don't like when people help me , I know I can do things by myself although I have to say that that time I was really in big trouble.

I couldn't resist to call her cheater. I feel the need to fight her,in the bar but I realized too late that calling her cheater isn't the best way to taunt her.
Michelle isn't a cheater, Sadie is,not Michelle!
But you know,sometime we don't use the appropriate words in the appropriate moments and before I know my back crushes against the huge window of the bar.
Everyone turn to see what happen and my body flies across the parking lot.
I feel a huge pain through my back and rub it.

"fucking bitch,is this what you want?fine!" I see her coming to me and I lift both feet in the air and send them to her chest making her fall before jumping into her like a missile and we start to roll across the ground like two wild animals punching and kicking our legs and faces.

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2013, 10:06:18 PM »
The next thing I know I'm rolling around on the pavement with Emily locked in this insane crazy brawl and fists and feet are flying back and forth!!  We both are screaming and cussing...as spit flies from over our lips to each other's faces!   All the pent up anger is now finally starting to spill over!!  I feel a fist hit me across the chin!!!   Her knuckles cracking across the point of my chin as I see flashes in front of my eyes!  ARRGGHHH!!!   My head twists to the side with the blow and I instinctively drive my own right fist into her jaw as the punches are coming fast and furious!  I drive my knee up into her abs and then I suddenly feel air leaving my chest as she has drove her own fucking knee hard up into my own tummy!  A crowd of people is starting to gather and surrounding trying to figure out what is going on as the people in the bar have rushed up to the broken out picture window and are looking out at us scratching their heads trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!!

Things are going so fast and furious when suddenly........the next thing I know I'm laying on my back on the pavement and there is no Emily!  Evidently our exchange of punches and kicks finally drove us apart and kept us from killing each other LIKE WILD ANIMALS.  The wild exchange of blows and kicks appear to have separated us where it would not have been possible otherwise.  I would have felt sorry at that point for any innocent bystander who tried to get in between us as he/she would most likely BE UNCONSCIOUS at this juncture!  I turn over and slowly get to all fours.....then shove myself up to my knees.....my palms resting on my thighs as I lean forward on my arms and press against my strong thighs.....my chest heaving against my torn and bloodied white silk blouse.  I note that Emily does pretty much the same...slowly getting up off her back to her knees.   So there we both sit there...... on our knees....glaring at each other like TWO RABID DOGS WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE IN HEAT!....chests heaving as we try to catch our respective breaths....our clothing torn....tasting the copper-metallic taste of blood in my mouth as my jaw and chin are just THROBBING from the punches....I finally spit out a wad of blood and saliva from my mouth to the pavement.....my face.....red and contorted.  Emily gives me the God awfullest "go-to-hell" glare I maybe have ever been given by any girl in a long time!  I glare back at her...my dark brown eyes widening and seething with anger!  I then slowly begin to try and shove off my thighs with my hands....and push my legs up from under me...... as I begin to slowly get to my feet.  My eyes stay focused on her as I whisper over to her in a low husky voice...."THIS AINT OVER BITCH!"  "NOW LET'S PARTY!"
« Last Edit: September 21, 2013, 06:25:51 AM by Michelle »
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2013, 10:35:35 PM »
Whoa!

If I'm not mistaken, you just accused me of being a cheater Emily.

Excuse me, but since when is seducing a referee before a match so he’ll call the fight my way considered “cheating?”   ::)


I can write a book tellin all the dirty tricks you used Sadie. Its not only about what happens before the matches.

Someone will shut your mouth blonde,maybe very soon..speaking about not breaking a sweat!

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2013, 06:15:36 AM »
What am I doing exerting myself?.....I'm out of this.....by more than a little......LOL

I think Emily and Sadie should have some "quiet" time together :)  Let them fight it out.....i'm going to Disneyworld with bailey....

Or at the very least......a local bar where its quiet and I won't be going through plate glass windows :)
« Last Edit: September 21, 2013, 08:19:00 AM by Michelle »
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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2013, 02:02:47 PM »
We both get up as people get around us to watch the fight from closer.
I look at her and she looks at me.

"what's wrong with you???" she yells at me in anger. I look at her and curl my lips.

"you need a lesson bitch, you can't always win, someone will stop you,and it will be mine" I growl between clenched teeth and taking my boxing stance as she does the same like we are in a boxing ring but we are in the parking lot of the bar!

She move closer and since the beginning its clear that she is better than me at boxing. She is quicker and I fall on her fakes, exposing my belly to her big hooks.

"umpfff oooooggggggh" I groan but suddenly sending my hands to her dark hair and tug her head side to side before landing two knees to her belly.

"fuck you Michelle! This time you will be mine! I won't lose again!" and my hands rip her blouse off her body before clawing my nails into her sexy firm breasts for a nasty breasts claw!

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"


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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2013, 08:35:21 PM »
MUTHAFUCKA!   IS THIS SURREAL OR WHAT??  Here we were....Emily and I....having a nice friendly little drink......and she is one of my best friends ...Emily is....and she's bitching about her rival Sadie......maybe with good reason....when suddenly!.....we just both GO OFF!!!!!   I think she called me a CHEATING cxnt!....and that's all I remember hearing.....next thing I know we're GOING THROUGH A FUCKING WINDOW!!!!   We're rolling around on the pavement covered with fucking GLASS!!!   Punching and kicking the living SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!   HOLY SHIT!......I'm glad she's my friend.....If she was my enemy .......I'd be DEAD!    I am on my knees...slowly getting to my feet.....blouse torn to shit...spotted with blood.....and I look across from me and there's Emily...getting up.....and she looks like something that just crawled out of the washer at the old laundromat I went to in Palo Alto when I was going to college.....and the fucker was on runaway SPIN CYCLE!.  WOW!...she looked like SHIT!   I did that to her?  Then I began to rub my jaw and noticed it hurt like FUCK!!!   I was scratched up.....I tasted a little blood in my mouth.....NOW I WAS MAD!!!!!  SHE TORE MY FAVORITE BLOUSE!!!!

Suddenly I hear this familiar scream and I'd know it anywhere.....Emily was coming AT ME!!!!  MUTHAFUCKA!!!!   I instinctively raise my fists up as I just always do that...plus...I know I can kick her ass boxing because I always have......(God have I ever said just how much fun it is to fight with Emily?...while we have a little break here.....I mean....WOWSA!....she's a blast....sexy....tough..........wait a fucking minute????...what am I saying....ACKK!!.....I gotta get back to business)

Emily comes at me with her own fists up and right there on the sidewalk..surrounded by passerby's.....we begin slugging it out.....she swings at me....I duck under her wild swing and just unload a left into her tummy!!!!   She grunts out and I then twist my torso and drive a right HARD into her belly right under her breasts (btw...have I said she has like these awesome boobs?....WOWSA!)  She grunts out and her eyes almost pop out like one of those stupid little dolls you can buy that when you squeeze the thing it's EYES BUG OUT!.....I'm feeling great as I POUND HER with my combination to the midsection!!   I'm feeling really good about now cause I'm in my element and she knows she messed up and can't handle me this way!  All of a suddenly she surprises me with this look on her face that could only be called "Linda Blair-esuque"  I scream out myself as it scares the shit out of me!!!!    ARRGHHH!!!!!!!  Next thing I know the half crazed Italian sex Goddess is on me!!!    UNNNGGHHH!!!!!!!!
SHE GRABS MY HAIR!!!!!!   FUCK!!!!!!   I instinctively REACH UP AND GRAB SOME HANDFULS OF HER OWN HAIR and now!!....this FUCKING SHIT HAS REALLY ESCALATED AND FAST!!!!!

She's screaming at me that she isn't gonna lose to me again so I know what this is all about and BY GOD I have had enough of her bitching about that last fight!!!!  Next thing I know I hear this loud RRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!.......and my FAVORITE BLOUSE IS RIPPED from my torso and she's sunk her claws into my perfect....pert....firm...perky....WORLD CLASS TITS!!!!  (really...they are nice....I mean not like huge or anything but really kinda nice....i'm proud of em)    AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!   I scream out like a wounded animal and we all of a sudden are JUST GOING FUCKING MEDIEVAL on each other right the fuck there!!  My hands drop down from her hair and grab all of her top that I can.... and I JERK IT AND RIP IT FROM HER TORSO as hard as I can!!!   MORE TEARING AND RIPPING SOUNDS!!!   So now we're ripping each others tops off and the claws are OUT!!!!    I lash at her with the fingernails of my right hand as I reach back up and GRAB HER HAIR AGAIN WITH MY LEFT!!!!   My target for this evening.....THOSE BIG LUSCIOUS  TITS OF HERS!!!!!  AND I RAKE MY NAILS DOWN OVER HER OWN LEFT BREAST!!!   Screaming out as I do at the top of my lungs!!!!     AAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
« Last Edit: September 22, 2013, 04:27:48 AM by Michelle »
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2013, 08:56:10 PM »
Voted for Sadie and Michelle!!!

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2013, 09:28:19 PM »
I voted for Michelle, the sexiest and smartest girl,on this site! 

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Re: rookie..newcomer of the year round two
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2013, 09:32:31 PM »
Ok Texas....

you're check is in da mail :P
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"