[Michelle]

MUTHAFUCKA!   IS THIS SURREAL OR WHAT??  Here we were....Emily and I....having a nice friendly little drink......and she is one of my best friends ...Emily is....and she's bitching about her rival Sadie......maybe with good reason....when suddenly!.....we just both GO OFF!!!!!   I think she called me a CHEATING cxnt!....and that's all I remember hearing.....next thing I know we're GOING THROUGH A FUCKING WINDOW!!!!   We're rolling around on the pavement covered with fucking GLASS!!!   Punching and kicking the living SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!   HOLY SHIT!......I'm glad she's my friend.....If she was my enemy .......I'd be DEAD!    I am on my knees...slowly getting to my feet.....blouse torn to shit...spotted with blood.....and I look across from me and there's Emily...getting up.....and she looks like something that just crawled out of the washer at the old laundromat I went to in Palo Alto when I was going to college.....and the fucker was on runaway SPIN CYCLE!.  WOW!...she looked like SHIT!   I did that to her?  Then I began to rub my jaw and noticed it hurt like FUCK!!!   I was scratched up.....I tasted a little blood in my mouth.....NOW I WAS MAD!!!!!  SHE TORE MY FAVORITE BLOUSE!!!!

Suddenly I hear this familiar scream and I'd know it anywhere.....Emily was coming AT ME!!!!  MUTHAFUCKA!!!!   I instinctively raise my fists up as I just always do that...plus...I know I can kick her ass boxing because I always have......(God have I ever said just how much fun it is to fight with Emily?...while we have a little break here.....I mean....WOWSA!....she's a blast....sexy....tough..........wait a fucking minute?...what am I saying....ACKK!!.....I gotta get back to business)

Emily comes at me with her own fists up and right there on the sidewalk..surrounded by passerby's.....we begin slugging it out.....she swings at me....I duck under her wild swing and just unload a left into her tummy!!!!   She grunts out and I then twist my torso and drive a right HARD into her belly right under her breasts (btw...have I said she has like these awesome boobs?....WOWSA!)  She grunts out and her eyes almost pop out like one of those stupid little dolls you can buy that when you squeeze the thing it's EYES BUG OUT!.....I'm feeling great as I POUND HER with my combination to the midsection!!   I'm feeling really good about now cause I'm in my element and she knows she messed up and can't handle me this way!  All of a suddenly she surprises me with this look on her face that could only be called "Linda Blair-esuque"  I scream out myself as it scares the shit out of me!!!!    ARRGHHH!!!!!!!  Next thing I know the half crazed Italian sex Goddess is on me!!!    UNNNGGHHH!!!!!!!!
SHE GRABS MY HAIR!!!!!!   FUCK!!!!!!   I instinctively REACH UP AND GRAB SOME HANDFULS OF HER OWN HAIR and now!!....this FUCKING SHIT HAS REALLY ESCALATED AND FAST!!!!!

She's screaming at me that she isn't gonna lose to me again so I know what this is all about and BY GOD I have had enough of her bitching about that last fight!!!!  Next thing I know I hear this loud RRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!.......and my FAVORITE BLOUSE IS RIPPED from my torso and she's sunk her claws into my perfect....pert....firm...perky....WORLD CLASS TITS!!!!  (really...they are nice....I mean not like huge or anything but really kinda nice....i'm proud of em)    AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!   I scream out like a wounded animal and we all of a sudden are JUST GOING FUCKING MEDIEVAL on each other right the fuck there!!  My hands drop down from her hair and grab all of her top that I can.... and I JERK IT AND RIP IT FROM HER TORSO as hard as I can!!!   MORE TEARING AND RIPPING SOUNDS!!!   So now we're ripping each others tops off and the claws are OUT!!!!    I lash at her with the fingernails of my right hand as I reach back up and GRAB HER HAIR AGAIN WITH MY LEFT!!!!   My target for this evening.....THOSE BIG LUSCIOUS  TITS OF HERS!!!!!  AND I RAKE MY NAILS DOWN OVER HER OWN LEFT BREAST!!!   Screaming out as I do at the top of my lungs!!!!     AAAGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

[Mariella]

Voted for Sadie and Michelle!!!

[Texasfightfan]

I voted for Michelle, the sexiest and smartest girl,on this site! 

[Michelle]

Ok Texas....

you're check is in da mail

[sinclairfan]

Homer Simpson:  "Sophistimicated."

[Michelle]

While we have a break in the action while Emily and I get blood transfusions...

i'd like to once again thank the great folks at Land Rover for sponsoring me in this poll.  Please go see your friendly neighborhood Land Rover/Range Rover dealer and check out the all new Range Rover lineup for 2014.

Also check the new Range Rover Sport for 2014 as well as the exciting Range Rover Evoque.  Michelle drives an Evoque...shouldn't you?  If you aren't driving a Range Rover.....maybe you should come up out of your Mom's basement and get a job.  Remember...if its not a Range Rover...its just another gas guzzling SUV...as opposed to a UK - made gas guzzling SUV.

I'm Michelle and I was paid big bucks to approve this wacky message

[##catfitewatcher314]

Michelle is my pick to be crowned Newcomer of Year    and I hope she will let me be the one to place crown on her head at the end of this  You are truly the best michelle

[Candy123]

Wow at how close these are. 55-54 and 55 all. I believe these girls should settle the winner in a public cyber fight.

[Emily Layne]

"Aaaaaaaaahhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghh"

Loud screams filling the air around us, the brawl became now a nasty war,both now tryin to rip each other breasts, tears filing our eyes now and running across our cheeks.

We were supposed to be friends only few hours ago,now we look like hatred rivals really tryin to hurt each other and kill each other with all our effort.

I try to resist and not backing down, I keep squeezing on her smaller but firmer tits with all I got but after a while its clear that I have to stop this. I grab Michelle wrists and open her arms lookin deep in her eyes.
"fucking cxnt! FUCK YOU CHEATING cxnt" I yell in her face and I see her expression changing once again,her face is violet from the rage when I ram my knee up twice into her kitten.

BAM BAMMMMMM

The crowd is shocked. I look at her while she staggers back with her hands on her crutch cursing me.
I stagger back too. Shall I regret this? Dunno,but now what is done is done.
I turn back and move toward Dean, I kiss him and quickly unfasten the belt off his jeans

"I need this honey" I battle my eyes and turn back to Michelle with the belt in my right hand,like a whip and look at my rival.
"Time to have fun now!" I growl with a sadistic smile across my face.

[Michelle]

Suddenly I feel an excruciating pain between my legs and its pretty fucking unmistakable as Emily KICKS ME IN THE PUSSY!!!!  I scream out in AGONY and immediately stagger back.....GGGAAAWWWDDDD!!!!....then drop to my knees......my eyes watering up and my hands thrusting down to grab at my crotch!.....my face contorting and turning a shade more red as the pain is unmistakable!

I would have thought a lot of things could happen to me in my life but I never thought Emily would KICK ME IN MY PUSSY!!    SHE KNOWS how I feel about and how its something I'D NEVER STOOP TO.......but here I am and at this moment the pain is AGONIZING AND JUST BEYOND DESCRIPTION!  All I keep hearing over all the noise is her screaming at me......"FUCK YOU CHEATING cxnt"......and I'm shaking my head and wanting to scream back..."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?"....but when I open my mouth no words can come out!....The pain ...so intense is has taken my voice and breath away momentarily ........I feel my chest heaving as I try to catch a breath!.....my eyes closing momentarily.....as my face becomes even more red and contorted!  

I open my eyes after what seems an eternity....and I begin shaking my head from side to side and trying to get a sense of things.....my hands clutching my ACHING THROBBING PUSSY....THE PAIN FEELING LIKE THERE IS A FIRE BLAZING DOWN BETWEEN MY LONG LEGS!!...my long dark brown hair a mess with long loose strands hanging down over my forehead and eyes...broken glass of all shapes and sizes on the pavement surrounding me as I quickly survey my surroundings....and then I look over at her and tilt my head a bit and blink a bunch of times as I see her now holding a BELT IN HER HAND?   My dark brown eyes grow larger as I bite my lower lip and say to myself...."Chelley....I think you're about to be removed from her fucking Christmas card list"  I suppose if one wanted to now what terror might look like in a girl's eyes...mine would be a prime example about now.....except for one overriding fact.....

I AM SOOOO FUCKING GOD DAMN PISSED!!!!!  And I'm there as she turns back around with that belt in her hand and before she knows it I LUNGE UP off my knees and SHOVE UP off my long powerful legs and THRUST MY OWN RIGHT HAND UP BETWEEN HER LEGS AT HER MOTHER FUCKING CROTCH!!!!!  JUST BEFORE MY HAND HITS.... I CURL MY FINGERS INTO A TIGHT FIST AND SLAM IT HARD UP BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!  "WANNA PLAY cxnt??"   "OH MICHELLE CAN COME OUT AND PLAY ALL RIGHT!"  As the tears are welling up in my eyes from my own searing pain between my legs!.....gritting my teeth tightly!..... I DECIDE YOU SHOULD JOIN ME IN THE SAME FUCKING PLEASURE!  MY RIGHT FIST TWISTS AS I DRIVE IT UP LIKE AN UPPERCUT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!!  My left hand drops to the pavement at the same time.....feeling around.....looking for just the right one......as the ends of my mouth begin to curl up into an oh so evil smile as I have just what I need!!......as I am just about to really get REALLY FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT!!

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EMILY!!!.....LET ME SHARE THIS PLEASURE WITH YOU!!!!"

"EAT THIS GOD DAMMIT!!!"   "LET'S DO HAVE SOME FUN NOW HUH??"

"WELCOME TO MICHELLE'S PARTY!!!..... BEOTCH!!!"

"YIPPEE-KI-YAY!........ MOTHERFUCKER!"

[##catfitewatcher314]

oh shit  this is a fucking brawl for it all...... what a damn punch

[Michelle]

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[sinclairfan]

Best girlfight doubleheader of all time.

[Michelle]

Don't forget the half a dozen Snicker's bars....and a box of Moon Pies

along with a pair of pliers...a blow torch.......and 2 fucking red necks.....

Oh....

and one Holy Bible

Sadie.....have you ever noticed there is always some motherfucker trying to ice skate uphill?

See ya bailey....

[sinclairfan]

This is like a nuclear war:  the survivors envy the dead.