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Each member of the Oregon League has teamed up with a celebrity to form a tag team and compete in a tournament. I will be posting polls of one tag team fighting another. This poll is for you to vote on which team(s) you think will come out ahead when the tournament is done. You may vote for up to four teams.

The teams are:

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The battles for the tournament will take place in Oregon on a secluded estate owned by a famous actress now retired. She enjoyed fighting in the celebrity fighting and boxing leagues when she was active and so has opened her estate up so she can watch the younger generation go at it without fear of interruptions.
 
The estate consists of two or three hundred acres, including two large islands. The main channel of the (Rogue) river runs past the islands. A smaller tributary passes in front of the main house. The main house has several wide expanses of lawns. And of course there are wooded areas. The “farm” is home to golden eagles, geese, deer, elk and a host of other wild fauna, not to mention a barnyard full of farm animals. The geese in particular love to get involved when there is wild and raucous activity associated with fighting.

As you can see there are lots of venues for fighting from large rooms in the main house, barns, lawns, rivers, islands, woods, briar patches, just to mane a few.


Feel free to leave comments about any or all the teams. Let us know why you think they will win or lose. 
Which teams are you anxious to see fight each other?
Which fight will be the most vicious?
Which team will fight the dirtiest or cheat the most?
Which person will fight the dirtiest or cheat the most?
Which team (person) is most skilled?
Who is the biggest jobber?
Who is the toughest for their size?
Which fight will be the most highly contested?
Which fight will be the biggest slaughter?
Who is the strong link on the team and who is the weak link?
Any other insights you might have?


The tournament will be poll/stories. That is a poll will be conducted to determine the winner. I will write a story while the poll is in progress and then write the ending when it is finished.

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Some more questions you might like to answer:
Who is the toughest celebrity?
Who is the toughest Oregon lady?
Who is the weakest celebrity?
Who is the weakest Oregon lady?
Who is the bitchiest celebrity?
Who is the bitchiest Oregon lady?
Who is the nicest celebrity?
Who is the nicest Oregon lady?
Who is the quickest celebrity?
Who is the quickest Oregon lady?
Who is the most athletic celebrity?
Who is the most athletic Oregon lady?
Who is the sexiest celebrity?
Who is the sexiest Oregon lady?

[Kellicat]

I could pick a better blonde than lady gaga....wow slap in the face of blondes everywhere...lol

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Get up the trash talking and the comments. I am got getting between any of these teams right now. I'm not crazy.

What I do have to decide is which teams face off first.  Any suggestions?

[RedEnforcer]

It's hard for me to decide. THe Oregon gals are amazing, but some of them chose the wrong partner. I thought about Dat A$$, but Nicki Minaj is too flaky.

I ended up going with Skinny Winners just because Mila is a tough gal.

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The voting is over. Huntresses and The Slammin’ Strong tied for the teams picked to win the tournament. I can't argue with that as both have some strong and tough women.

Blonde Beaches, The Teenage Dreams, and Sweet & Sour tie for third. I'll bet Leeann (Supergirl) and Maddie Shine each thinks their team is better. Sweet & Sour came out of nowhere to tie them most likely on the super strength of Kitty. I'll bet Selena Gomez gets targeted a lot.

Goodie Two Babes came in just below the three teams above them. Look forward to some mean and dirty teams really trying to rough up the Goodie Two Babes.

 The Drunk Gals came in next. Kei$ha and Teri both look strong to me. Maybe voters thought they wouldn't be sober enough to fight well.

Punk Bitchez, Party Rawk. The Skinny Winners, and Dat A$$ all came in together. Except some "upsets" of these teams with those who came out above them. RedEnforcer seems to think that some Oregon "Ladies" choose the wrong party. It's their choice and they will win or lose with their choices. He also thinks that Dat A$$ has a problem with  Nicki Minaj is too flaky. Nicki may be short but she has 140 lbs to throw around. Her flakiness could contribute to some unusual and strange moves that confound her opponents.

The Legs came in last place be it only by on vote. I think they will be more vicious than normal to prove this ranking wrong. I can't wait to see The Legs go up against Goodie Two Babes, but that's just me.

Hope to get the first fight up soon. Be patient as I am quite busy.

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Based on the suggestions received in the order of suggestions the first three fights will be:

• Punk Bitchez vs Goodie Two Babes
• The Teenage Dreams vs The Skinny Winners
• Dat A$$ vs Blonde Beaches!

No one volunteered to meet the The Teenage Dreams. Is everyone afraid of them? So I chose The Skinny Winners as being closest in physical size and because RedEnforcer thinks Milla will help her team win it all. I mean who can forget Milla Jovovich lording it over Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy) in Married with Children even though they never had a fight. (Sigh, too bad.)

Come to think of it, why didn't any of the Oregon League "Ladies" pick Christina Applegate? Oh well, it is their choices after all.