Heidi Montag-Pratt
Courtney StoddenThe producers of the new apartment catfighting reality show couldn't believe their good fortune. They had hoped that by featuring a couple of C-List 'celebutants' in the pilot, the could attract a large audience. Heidi and Courtney, both starved for publicity, each jumped at the offer to compete. Of course, no one at the network expected that either woman would prove to be much of a fighter; they just hoped the two blondes could keep in interesting long enough to fill out the airtime.
But the blondes were both determined to use this opportunity to jumpstart their lagging careers, and thus each undertook rigorous wrestling training in the weeks leading up to the taping. As a result, what promised to be a clumsy exercise in hairpulling and face slapping was instead a stunning exhibition of grappling virtuosity. To be sure, their efforts were rough and awkward, and far from polished, but nevertheless, Courtney and Heidi amazed everyone with their combat efforts.
Neither buxom blonde could hold the advantage for long over the other, and control of the battle flowed back and forth between them as the match wore on. The producers had a fear that the two in their nervousness would have giggling fits as they fought, but the only laughter heard was scoffing snorts of derision, punctuated by profanities that were not going to be acceptable to any basic cable channel before midnight.
It looked as if victory was within the grasp of Heidi as she clamped a crushing headscissors on her opponent. Courtney thrashed haplessly before she finally went limp, seemingly driven into unconsciousness. Montag-Pratt released her vise hold with a smug smile of triumph on her face...but her expected win proved to be premature. Playing "possum", Stodden suddenly roared to life, stunning her rival with an agonizing punch squarely to her groin, then pinning Heidi to the carpet while Courtney dropped her 36 DDs upon the sweaty face of her foe.
Heidi squirmed frantically, but proved unable to escape the smothering pindown. After her movements finally ceased, Stodden wisely kept the smother in place, lest her foe be attempting to trick her in return. Finally satisfied that her victim was indeed knocked out, a gleeful Courtney climbed off of her slumbering adversary and got to her feet. Placing a foot triumphantly upon the heaving chest of the beaten girl, Stodden flexed her arms in a victory pose. Then, ever mindful of a good photo op, she stripped Heidi of her bra and panties; Courtney then pushed the nude blonde over onto her belly and used the halter to hogtie her wrists and ankles behind her, then stuffed Heidi's own panties into her mouth, before the victorious blonde strutted away in glory.
