The Teenage Dreams vs The Skinny Winners
The second contest in the Oregon League/Celebrity Tag Team Tournament is on the card today. In the limegreen corner is The Teenage Dreams consisting of Katy Perry & Maddie Shine. And in the blue corner is The Skinny Warriors consisting of Milla Jovovich & Kayla Freez.
Since all four ladies think they look great in bikinis they agree to fight at the swimming pool site. The fight will start on the large lawn near the pool and proceed anywhere. There are tables and lawn chairs for other Oregon Ladies, celebs and other spectators to sit at:
The Oregon League members of the teams come out onto the lawn area first.
Maddie struts around with her hand on her hip. Her pink bikini shows off her skin tones to perfection. Her powerful legs are in full display. She tucks in her stomach to try and look as trim and fit as possible.
“Kayla, just look at your body compared to mine. You may be a bit slimmer but have no muscle tone. You should be embarrassed showing off the curveless body.”“No muscle tone? HAH! You’ll soon find out how strong I am.” Kayla strikes a bicep pose.
And that isn’t flab around my belly button. It is my strong muscular abs. You can’t hold your stomach in that long. When you let out your breath everyone will see how flabby and soft your stomach is. A few good gut punches with put you down.The crowd quieted waiting for the celebrities to come out of the cabana and make their entrance.
Katy appeared in a limegreen bikini but to display her full, sexy ass. Katy was proud of her breasts which kept getting larger every time she described them She was equally proud of her butt which she considered the perfect size and shape. Not so obviously obscene as JLo’s.
“Milla, you skinny bitch, everyone knows my tits are a lot better than yours. Now you know how sexier my butt and whole figure is than your shapeless skinny body. Look and worship. ”Milla had decided to take up Katy’s challenge. She came out in a skimpy bikini and turned around so people could compare the two backsides side by side. Only Milla also wanted to emphasis her toughness and fighting abilities. She was draped in a garment draped with metal strips and chain links. She carried a chain as well.
“Katy, dear, as usual you mistake size for sexiness. You ass droops as much as your tits. At 28 you have the flabby ass of a 55 year old. My butt, at 37, is still firmer and shapelier than yours ever was. I am going to live kicking that butt all over the place. ”The famous actress who hosted these events came out and relieved Milla of her “maul” garment and chains. She left Milla wearing a tiny string tied bikini. Both confident they had the better body Katy and Milla turned around to flaunt their bodies to the crowd:
Milla wore the smaller bikini. Indeed, Katy had not been wrong about the size of her breasts. Perhaps hr bra looked larger than Milla's because her tits just stretched the fabric more. On the other hand Milla's breasts looked perkier.
The two teams huddled to discuss strategy.
“I wanna go first. I know I can take that weak, skinny bitch Kayla. I have been waiting to rip her apart for a long time.”“If you don’t mind I want to go first. I hate the guts of Milla Jovovich. She thinks she is so tough and that all of us singers are powder puff. I am sick of her lording it over us. I’ll kick her skinny ass and then you can finish her or her partner off.”“One thing for sure, they got have their team name correct. They are skinny but they are the Skinny Losers. ha ha ha.”The two Teenage Dreams continued to argue back in forth about who should start the fight first. They could not come to agreement.
The Skinny Winners weren’t doing much better.
“I think you can take fatty Maddie but Katy is absolutely no match for me. She overestimates her fighting abilities as much as she does her singing talent and her sexiness. I’ll put her down right away and then we can clean up on Maddie.”“I beg to differ with you. Katy is a lot heavier than she says and if she gets on top of you it could cause you trouble. Maddie is heavier than me but she is on the fat side and so slow. I also know her belly is her weak spot. A few good punches and kicks to her stomach will have her completely out of the contest. Then we can have our fun with Maddie. Give her a ‘shinner!’”“You can see what a dream world Katy lives in, calling herself a member of the ‘Teenage Dreams.’ Since when is 28 a teenager. Oh I know, it is the age of her maturity. Ha ha ha.”Since neither team could agree on who would start first the hostess took over once again. She said,
Since everyone wants to start we will make this a tornado tag team match. That is all four will fight at once. Now go to your neutral areas and come out fighting…..