I try to tell her and tell her but the stubborn Cuban Goddess is too crazy to ever listen. Eva just don't do the fucking splits in your entrance, you are too old for that

Lets see if your opponent decides to show up, maybe your splits intimidated her, they sure as hell intimidated me

Me: Eva, you want me to kiss your pussy again to make you feel better.
Eva:

(Eva's first language is emoticon)
Me: Seriously, I will make it feel better. Especially looking as good as you do in those little tiny black bikini bottoms showing your camel toe, not quite like Tiffanyfights camel toe because nobody has camel toe like her

Eva: Shut up about my camel toe! Oh my God

is it visible?
Me: Well kind of, even more so after those splits, I think the audience saw more than they expected too. They saw everything, plus there is a split in the back of your bikini bottoms now, your butt is showing.
Eva:

Me: Just kidding
Eva:

Me: Get in there and split ass... I mean kick ass