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Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2013, 07:20:30 PM »
SPORTS BULLETIN AND MATCH SUMMARY!!!!

ALL RIGHT SPORTS FANS!!!

Since we have a break in the action.......actually a day or so.......and we have no onsite ring announcer......I thought I'd assume that role myself and give those of you just tuning in a summary of the action to this point!!

So here we GO!!!!!

It began on November 21 with both fighters making their entrances......Michelle on the back of an elephant led by two Bengal Tigers in a show of lights and pyrotechnics second to none...

Jenna gives us a glimpse of her in a hot tub before the match starts.  She then makes her entrance with one of her little kid super fans accompanying her.  As always Emily showed up to fuck up the proceedings and as she was separated from yours truly by some burly manly fat fuck security guards.....

Jenna tries to go airborne over the pile of humanity (AKA - guards) and body splash yours truly!  Jenna fails to gain altitude and crashes and burns amongst said fat fuck security guards!  She then cuts loose with a cream pie at.....yours truly!........Michelle!  Jenna's aim is bad and the pie hits Emily in the kisser!!  There is justice in the world!   God Bless America!  Thank You God!!

Both fighters get in the ring......Michelle offers a "Laurel and Hardy" handshake to Jenna...a peace offering as such....and as Jenna just about takes it.....Michelle slugs her in the jaw with a right hook!!  Michelle then knees Jenna in the mid-section with a vicious kick!!  See why we love Michelle so??

Jenna responds by righting herself......raising her fists as if in a boxer's stance of sorts...emphasis on "sorts"....finally backing up to the ring ropes....and slowly moving along those ropes......her back to the ropes....moving around the ring......

Michelle responds by basically stalking the movements of Jenna...assuming her own fighter's stance.....
She then unloads with a left jab to Jenna's face and then lowers her right shoulder and slams Jenna back into the corner against the corner ring post and turn buckle.....

Both fighters are shaken by that impact......Michelle seems to have recovered quicker and is now back near ring center as Jenna tries to recover and gather her wits....

That's the scoop so far fans!!  

Remember...you can watch a replay of the entire match...including the ringside incident with the pie and Jenna trying to fly and the fat fuck security guards being fat fuck security guards and Emily looking really really silly!!!   Check your local listings for the replay on ESPNU!!

In Slovakia....its on ESPN2...the Duece!!!
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 07:25:59 PM by Michelle »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2013, 07:29:35 PM »
Oh!!!

And I almost forgot our Spanish speaking friends in Tegucigalpa, Honduras.........

.......(say that 5 times REAL FAST MUTHAFUCKA!)......

....... and in South Central Los Angeles!!!

For you guys!....its being shown at midnight New Years Eve on ESPN/Desportes!!!

Beunos Dias!!!


And finally..as we say in Louisiana!!!.......VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!!!!
« Last Edit: November 26, 2013, 07:39:43 PM by Michelle »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2013, 01:45:13 AM »
Come on Michelle I know you can win

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2013, 02:08:34 AM »
pure shit.
but i prefer Jena

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2013, 03:31:48 AM »
I  voted for the one woman that I feel will win and that's :) Michelle,  one of the best wrestlers here

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2013, 03:42:15 AM »
Bill Clinton says vote Michelle.....

Isn't that what's best for America then?

I'm Michelle.....I just smoked a blunt.....and I approve this message :)


Also...a vote for Michelle is a vote for her boobs!
« Last Edit: November 27, 2013, 03:53:22 AM by Michelle »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2013, 06:16:48 AM »
Jenna will win because fighter better and have too much stamina!!!   Jenna is with great fitness!

But need take care... Michelle is very experienced in Pro wrestling !!!
« Last Edit: November 27, 2013, 06:19:42 AM by Bruna Oliveira »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2013, 10:27:24 AM »
I smile as you walk up to me......intimidation is far from your strong suit.....and the mere 'thought" of you doing something.....is something that has little effect on my actions...I just can't allow it

......now .you actually doing it.....I only place on that..... a very slightly higher level of anticipation....

You obviously decide to let me know how nice your nails are.....I had already noticed them early and remarked so....I was even going to find out who was your manicurist and book myself an appointment as the work was pretty impressive and that type of service is very very hard to find

As we draw so close together......feel the tingle shoot up my spine as our nipples barely graze one anthers....remarking......"SO you don't mind contact after all.....that tells me something"    Being that you actually had the nerve to approach me....and I have been in this situation more than just a few times....I know something is coming and it probably isn't going to be for my benefit.  But at least if we get to brush nipples out of the deal...so I bet its worth it :)  

We both gasp audibly as they brush.....and for a moment I wish I could forget what we were here for....

All things being equal I'd say they were a pretty compatible set of nipples...pity they won't get to spend more time together and really get acquainted.....but such is life in the crazy world of Pro Wrestling I suppose.

I tilt my head and feel the corners of my pouty mouth turn up as you approach.....I suppose you need this "time in the sun"......so I allow it.....and don't either deck you with a few punches or pile drive you into the canvas.  Besides....that is just rude when one is receiving a visitor!  And let it never be said that Michelle doesn't entertain well :)

One thing I have learned in this business is deception is the art of distorting reality......
My second rule is......never ever allow yourself to react wildly and without control to a first move.  it
takes a lot of discipline...even a tolerance for pain...but in the long run......you will ALWAYS be rewarded.

I immediately know...since you flashed your new shiny nails....you weren't doing that as a reference for your manicurist.....our ego's often force us into writing checks our bodies can't cash.  And I pretty much knew you were overdrawn and about to be wearing a look that said......

"Insufficient Funds"

I see your left hand fly up towards my face....the nails flashing......and I don't move a muscle.....

There is a method to my madness.....if by some remote chance you decide to use those nails on me.....I had already made you a promise earlier in this match what would happen...to both you...and the fingers those nails were attached to.  I know that promise is still in the back of your mind....if not the very front.

And since I had used my knee earlier on you.....I figured you might try for some quid pro quo.....and it would give us a good comparison of each others abs.  And one thing I am always willing to bet on.....are my own abs :)

Sure enough........

Your upper body begins the twist that you make when you have to bring a elbow around and I immediately thrust my left hand up at the last moment like a flash between you...your nails...and my face!!  Your right elbow thrusts out quickly.......comes up and my abs are instinctively tightening....as I see the blur....and my eyes stay locked on yours...seeing them glance down.....I know......

Because I would have done it too!!!  My own right arm is still hanging down around my waist....and has so little to do.....I ball the fingers of that hand into a very tight fist........but I let it hang.....

As all this takes place in mere seconds and not in the eternity that the digital video playback machine in our head wants things to move at....

One huge thing I am glad of...and a mistake on her part she'll live to regret.....is that she should have used a knee...and not an elbow.....the damage and effect on me would likely be much more devastating...

One thing about being hit though....there is a BIG difference between EXPECTING IT.....and actually...TAKING IT!!!!   UNNNGGHH!!!!!!

OMMMPPFFF!!!!!      I feel the elbow drive into my taut abs......my body LURCHING OVER AT THE WAIST SOME!.....my torso leaning forward and against you now as we are soo close!!....as both my ARMS FLING OUT AND WRAP AROUND YOU AND OVER YOUR ARMS.....PINNING THEM TO YOUR SIDES!!!!    The pain shoots through my mid-section.......GUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!     The grunt and moan follows the initial impact....as I stand bent over and clutching you to my own tall frame...my long strong arms wrapped around you....my head laying now on your shoulder as my knees want to buckle....but I hold onto you....

I cough a few times.....my eyes closed tightly......feeling them want to water up...but I then slowly open them......blinking back the pain in my tummy a few times....and I pull my head back......in front of your face.....my long arms squeezing you tightly now.....almost as TIGHT AS I CAN!!.....MY ARMS IN A VICE-LIKE GRIP AROUND YOUR TORSO!!

My large dark eyes glare into yours....my teeth gritting......as my face....red and contorted.....stays opposite yours.......and then.....

.......It takes me over.....and I whisper the words to her....she never wanted to hear from me..

"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!"... "For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!..."

"From the bowels of hell!"......"I reach out and clutch and tear your heart from the bosom of thee!"

A smile then comes over my face .......as you look at me......in the same way I would look at me after I said that weird ass shit!.....

.........And I suddenly...swiftly....and with all I have behind my tall frame and athletic torso....DRAW MY HEAD BACK QUICKLY AND FORCEFULLY AND SLAM IT FOREWARD!!!    HEADBUTTING YOU FLUSH ON THE NOSE AND BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A SICKENING THUD!!!!    CRACCCKKK!!!!!    THE PAIN SHOOTING THROUGH MY HEAD IS SEARING!!!.....THE FLASHES MY EYES SEE!....TOO NUMEROUS TO COUNT!!!!  CLUTCHING YOUR ARMS TO YOUR TORSO WITH ALL MY STRENGTH!!!

The pain of the impact causes me to release the grip I had on your arms and torso...I stumble back..shaking my throbbing head,,,..blinking to try and focus....right myself....leaning forward...hands on my thighs,,,..my face red...contorted...grimmacing as I raise my right hand up and rub my forehead..
« Last Edit: November 27, 2013, 12:27:20 PM by Michelle »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2013, 08:09:41 PM »
The two veteran fighters stalk each other.  The sun rises.  It sets.  It rises again.  And again, it sets.  I leave the ring to shave my legs, read War and Peace, take up knitting, try my hand at smelting, write the great American novel, and by the time I get back, Michelle and Jenna have almost concluded with their introductions.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's  GREAT!!

GG

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2013, 08:13:42 PM »
The two veteran fighters stalk each other.  The sun rises.  It sets.  It rises again.  And again, it sets.  I leave the ring to shave my legs, read War and Peace, take up knitting, try my hand at smelting, write the great American novel, and by the time I get back, Michelle and Jenna have almost concluded with their introductions.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's  GREAT!!

GG

Which is still half the time it takes for the Undertaker to come out.

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2013, 10:55:18 AM »
As I stand back...hands resting on my thighs...my large dark brown eyes glaring...focused on you....feeling the perspiration streaking down my flushed face....droplets of perspiration falling from the point of my cute pert nose.....my back and chest glistening as the ring lights reflect off the fine wet sheen coating my tanned skin......magnifying the already toned nature and muscle development in my back...shoulders and abs......my breast heaving against the now soaking wet material of my white...gold trimmed sports bra.....my nipples showing through it so clearly now......for a brief second I glance down at my chest  and think....."I outta just take this sports bra off and really give them a show!"

Heck I can auction the thing off and get some real cash for it.....it beats the hell out of lousy appearance fees...maybe have some pictures taken with fans after the match...... sans the bra......the wheels are turning in my head as they always do when it comes to money......

.......then..........then......

......then........you do something I really can't believe a sane person would do.......albiet totally expected and something I wanted to do first DAMMIT!!!.............

ANYWAY..........

YOU TAKE A RUN AT ME????   IN PLAIN VIEW????

I suppose its often what is called the last act of a desperate person....

It's certainly not the first act of Henry the V...although how involved Shakespeare was in Pro Wrestling...none of us can really be sure......now Henry VIII....we know he was heavily involved in the Pro Wrestling of the day....and mixed at that......he also was a very poor loser as rumor has it the reason why so many of his wives lost their heads was he was such a poor loser!!!   Anyway...enough history for today...

Anyway...........

......I see your right arm begin to lift....and as I'm bent over....I know what I have to do pretty much in an instant as its the ONLY THING I CAN DO!........I'm already bent over......so I wait until you are almost even with me....just a "precise" second before.......and I dive and lunch at your legs.......driving down low.....right at your knees and ankles!!!!!

I go under your arm and feel my shoulders SLAM INTO YOUR LEGS AS MY ARMS WRAP THEM UP!!!   I FEEL YOU BEND FORWARD AND SLAM ONTO MY BACK!!!!!!    Feeling you BEGIN TO BE FLIPPED! as you're pulled FACE DOWN ONTO MY BACK!!

I HOOK MY ARMS AROUND YOUR THIGHS........AND AS I DO I THRUST UP OFF MY LONG STRONG ATHLETIC LEGS WITH ALL I HAVE LEFT!!!!    EXERTING MYSELF AND SCREAMING OUT!!!!   My face red...contorted!!!!    AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!   GRUNTING OUT AS I DRIVE AND LIFT UP UP ON MY LEGS TO STAND UP STRAIGHT.....and LIFTING YOUR LEGS AND LOWER BODY UP TO FLIP YOU OVER ME!!!!!!

GUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!      Screaming out and grunting out loudly as my 5'9-1.2" tall 141 pound frame LIFTS!!!!!!!!..........

FEELING YOU COME UP OFF THE RING CANVAS!!!!!.....YOUR BODY SUDDENLY ON MY BACK AS I LIFT UP WITH MY ARMS AND MY UPPER BODY AND FLIP YOU OVER ME!!!!!!

Then feeling YOUR WEIGHT COME  UP OFF MY BACK as you are SENT FLYING BACK over me as I DRIVE THRU YOU!!!!!

HAPPY LANDINGS MUTHAFUCKA!!!!

 I scream out loudly as the crowd erupts with oooooohs and ahhhhhhhs!!!


I see my manager crimson rash smiling from ear to ear as he taught me how to do this move long ago and after years of training I have it pretty much down pat!......I see him  motioning with his body for me to LIFT UP AS I DO IT!!!!....and his hands slamming down to the ring apron in excitement and jubilation as I execute the flip!!!!
« Last Edit: November 28, 2013, 11:25:25 AM by Michelle »
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2013, 02:08:48 PM »
Voted for Michelle (sorry Jenna) because I think she is more athletic and would win this one.

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2013, 03:18:06 PM »
*watches as my senior citizen.....although still very much kick ass.....body guards.....Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Dame....jump fem wrestle fan.....pummel him for a few moments....and then drag him off...kicking and screaming like a little boy throwing a tantrum!!!....*

"Buh bye!   See you soon baby :)....."
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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2013, 01:57:06 PM »
Oh...and fem wrestle fan...while your out....

Go get me a Starbucks Venti Skinny Caramel Macchiato :)

And an Everything bagel :)

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Re: Pro Wrestling Tournament. Round 1 Match: Jenna vs Michelle
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2013, 05:33:41 PM »
I want to thank all those who voted for and supported me in this wild and crazy match!

To janey...... Sadie (I think she supported me?...something about being a low-down dirt bag cheating whore.....oh well..musta worked), Sarah, w3501, azpaper, Karen, michellecatfites, Watcher314, fem wrestle fan..... and all the others......again thank you so much!!...you all help make it fun.....I hope I did you all proud and at least entertained you :)

A special thanks to my manager...crimsonrash.....for irritating my opponents and rivals and getting their minds off me :)

To my partner in crime and opponent....jenna.......who really is pretty awesome.....and I with whom hope to have continued matches with in the future.... although its hard to see how we can top what we just did.....its sure gonna be fun trying :)

To Emily for setting this all up......for inspiring me by being a pain in the ass!!  It made me try harder in hopes I could get at her later in the tourney so I could KICK HER FAT ASS!!   I'm coming for you Emily!!!!

Thanks again guys!.....lets do it again next round!....

See you around campus...

xoxo
Michelle
« Last Edit: November 30, 2013, 05:39:27 PM by Michelle »
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"