[RedEnforcer]

This is a classic pro style wrestling match with pro wrestling rules
No special rules or stipulations in it
Wins by pin fall, submission, forfeit, DQ or Knock Out

Jenna         http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=17381

Michelle      http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=4561

The poll will run for 7 days and you will have a chance to change your vote.

Good luck to both.

[bobby1]

Michelle gets my vote good match!!!!

[LoveSexyJobbers]

Took the lady from Jennaland

[bush]

Jenna get win

[Michelle]

Explosions and fireworks go off at the main entrance of the already packed arena!!!  BOOOM!!!      BOOOOOM!!!!    The pyrotechnics are spectacular and the crowd goes wild at the exhibition of sound and light!  The crowd suddenly erupts in an explosion of screams and cheers as the thousands present almost simultaneously leap to their feet!!!  The flood lights up in the rafters and high ceiling of the cavernous arena suddenly all unleash a rapid fusilade of bright light!!....all focusing on the main entrance into the arena!!...

We see a team of WHAT THE FUCK?.....2 GIANT Bengal Tigers??...... emerge from the dark hallway and through the entrance and begin their prance down the walkway to the ring   The lights brightly illuminate the statuesque form of the proud tigers as they slowly saunter down the runway....when suddenly a round of trumpets blare out loudly!!!.....and emerging from the entrance  and seemingly being being pulled by the tigers is a.......WHAT THE FUCK??......a giant ELEPHANT!!!....and holding the reins up on top of the massive pachyderm....is none other than the infamous Goddess herself.....the beautiful Michelle!!!!

Behind the elephant...and we can't quite make it out....Oh wait...now can...its a miniature white wagon.....what the fuck?....in the wagon is a little....OMG!!...a pot bellied pig!!!....the pig has a white tee shirt on that has some black block letters on it that says........."JENNA".......OMG!!!!  The crowd erupts in applause and laughter!!!!

Obviously a shot across the bow her opponent....Jenna Not So Awesome:)

I'll give it up to that pig...it is sooooo cute!!!!!

You know...I didn't know Michelle was such an animal lover either.....so see..she does have some redeeming qualities other than a rockin bod

As the elephant is lead down to the ring by the tigers and finally stops...Michelle slides ever so gracefully its trunk....the elephant dutifully lowering Michelle to the arena floor..... Michellet wearing her traditional black silk robe trimmed in gold with a red silk sash pulled tight in front.....and in white script letters on the back of the robe are the words...."The Goddess"......and below that...."Deal with It!"

At the foot of the ring stairs Michelle is greeted by several cute little girls who present her with a bouquet of rises...each one kissing her on the cheek as she gives each one a smile a a kiss and a brand new crisp $100 bill!!   WOW!  

A little boy comes up to Michelle in a wheel chair wearing a ball cap with the name..."Michelle" embroidered on it.....and asks for Michelle's autograph...Michelle signs the kids program..then pulls the hat down over the poor kids eyes as he wheels off!!!.....his wheelchair crashing into a row of spectators!!!   CRASSHHH!!!!!  HOLY SHIT!!    DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID???

Well....that is why she is ..."The Official Bad Girl of Wrestling"......
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Michelle slowly makes her way up the ring stairs and to the ring apron.  Michelle is accompanied by her manager crimsonrash in his...rather unusual garb....what the fuck is he wearing?  He looks like a combination of Micheal Myers from "Halloween" and a scuba diver on crack!.  Rather a scary looking duo if there ever was one!!   IS HE CARRYING A MACHETE?  WTF!!

Michelle is known as one of the most vicious...unforgiving and brutal fighters around and God help whoever has to face her as she has retired many a wrestler for good.....some still in wheel chairs and/or horribly disfigured.  Others....like Emily.....who's fat ass Michelle has kicked TWICE now (let me repeat......TWICE!)....just seem to babble incoherently since her defeats at the hands of of the nasty and brutal Michelle.  Most just flat refuse to face her a second time...a more common occurrence

Michelle reaches the top of the ring apron and grabs the top rope with her right hand and lifts it up high....swinging her long left leg up....and over the middle rope...her bare foot landing on the ring canvas.   She then turns her tall athletic frame and twists her torso....and bending at the waist....lowers her upper body and swinging her right leg up....back... and over the middle rope and down to the ring floor....swinging her torso through the ropes as she does.....making sure every direction from the ring gets to see down her sports bra.....which is kinda revealing actually......letting the top rope go as she finishes moving under it...then slowly straightening her tall athletic frame.....watching top rope spring back up and down like a giant rubber band as the entire side of the ring vibrates from the motion of the ropes.

Michelle slowly walks over to her corner of the ring and smiles and waves to the crowd....ONE VERY TINY INSIGNIFICANT SECTION of the arena seems to be devoted to a group that unfurl a banner that says "Michelle Sucks....We Love You Jenna!"......when suddenly another group of half crazed fans wearing hockey masks descends upon the Jenna fans and begins clubbing them like they were a bunch of baby seals!   OUCH!!   This is getting ugly!...we've got security on the scene though!.... Thank God!!   So much for those Jenna supporters!!!   I see the EMS guys and an ambulance is pulling up to one of the entrances......wow..we're gonna need some folks to give some blood I can already tell....
HOLY SHIT!!....those guys wearing the hockey masks just attacked a GRANDMA with their hockey sticks!!!!  OMG!!!

And whoever said the meek shall inherit the earth obviously never met Michelle and her band of fervent supporters!  WOWSA!!!  There was more action in the stands than in the ring!!   MUTHAFUCKA!

Michelle begins pulling her robe off her shoulders....revealing that she's wearing a white sports bra with gold trim that is hugging her perfect pert breasts quite snugly as belied by the fact that her nipples are about to jump out of the damn thing!  Her tight white wrestling shorts hugging her trim waistline and taut abs.  Michelle turns and blows a kiss and waves to each section of the arena...flashing that bright smile that she's famous for....she then reaches up and taking her long dark brown hair off her broad toned shoulders ...and pulls it back into a tight pony tail and ties it off with a bright red ribbon....letting it then drop down along her spine.  The bright ring lights reflecting off her already perspiring shoulders.....taut abs....back.......her tanned skin coated with a thin sheen of perspiration coming as a result of her traditional pre-match workout.  The glistening coating seeming to cover her entire body from head to toe and
 merely provides a magnifier of her toned body and near flawless 5' 9-1/2" 141 pound physique.

Then all of a sudden we hear trumpets blare again over the loud speaker system and its almost deafening...they are playing a shrill...... ever increasing in intensity round of trumpets and horns!!.....OMG!!

The DEGUELLO!!!  Its the bugle call played by the ancient Moors!...Deguello means "GIVE NO QUARTER".  It was played by the Mexican army at the Alamo!......It is an ancient Moorish battle cry which means: You are about to be beheaded (by my sword).  The sound is loud...its shrill and increasing in that shrillness!....and its chilling.....Michelle turns....and looks at Jenna......and stares into her eyes...and runs her right hand across her throat......which can obviously only mean one thing....unless her throat itches a little.....she has had a sore throat and a bad cold......just sayin....

Michelle then leans back against the ropes in the corner...and smiles.....then looks skyward with her large dark eyes......yawning.....then reaching up with a nail file....and begins to...file her nails?
She keeps turning around and flirting with the ringside announcer too.....

[Emily Layne]

Slips through the crowd and get to the first raw

lifts up and waves a "Go Jenna" sign

turns it to the other side and expose the "Michelle sucks" rear side of the sign!

WWWOOOOOOOOOOO

[SatyriconTypoN]

Can't beat a Michelle ring entrance, my vote goes to Michelle.

[Michelle]

I look down on the first raw and i see that FUCKING EMILY!!!....and THAT SIGN!!!!!

"THAT CUTS IT!!!!"

I run over and jump through the ropes and onto the the arena floor to charge after that big mouth fat assed pasta sucking Emily!!!!

Three security guards grab me before I can attack the Italian Boobie Queen...

"LET GO OF ME!!!!!!"   "LET ME AT HER!!!"

"Come on BITCH!!!!   YOU AND ME!!!!    RIGHT NOW!!!!!"  "Let's make it THREE losses in a row to me you whore!"

FUCK YOU EMILY!!!

[Emily Layne]

I hear Bitch Michelle yelling at me as she notices the sign, I smile and smirk, then my face expression change as she runs toward me, climbing off the ropes and down on the concrete, I hand the sign to a guy next to me and I jump over the railing that separate the fans from the ring area and yell back

"OK BITCH...I'M HERE, LETS DO IT NOW!! FUCK YOU!!!"

"YOU BASTARD!!! TRAITOR!!!"

As three more security guards get on my way and keeps me and the bitch separated

"YOU FUCKING COW!!!!!!" I yell like crazy, kicking my legs and feet left and right

[tomo67]

Michelle is already getting wound up, she's either going to get her self disqualified or not concentrate and allow Jenna to pick her moment to get the win

[Michelle]

Hey Emily.....I got a great idea.....

Why don't I come down there and tear your fucking head off....

and piss down your dead skull!!!!

hmmmm?

I say that with all the affection in the world......YOU FUCKING WHOREBAG!!!

*smiles sweetly*

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I don't know Jenna that well, but the shit Michelle says is funny as hell on here and that is enough to get my vote. 

[wrestlefunj]

well I watch all this as I come over to the wimp side to see Michelle have to take on the cowardly lion Jenna is NOT awesome here.  Jenna has run form me for as long as I have known her but as a wrestler I hear she can hold her own  However, michelle is talented sarcastic and vicious.  Based purely on talent Michelle should win this fight going away.

Hey Emily I thought the poll creater you was suppose to be neutral.  But then I remember of she named the 2 divisions.  well ylou will go down in your match too sweetie  Then "Enemies group will RULE"l

GO MICHELLLE and NO Michele did not pay for this message!!!!

Janey

PS solid no doubt about it  vote for Michelle and would do so EVERY DAMN DAY so put that in YOUR wallet

[beautifulsouth]

Jenna

[Michelle]

I continue to scream at Emily as we both try and throw punches at one another over big fat overweight police wannabe security guards.  We swing wilding at one another.,.,.yelling and spitting when I suddenly realize....WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?   I'M BEING SET UP?

I HAVE A MATCH!!

Then all of a sudden I see this EMILY WANNABE COME FLYING over the fat pile of humanity and she is swinging something...............

A FUCKING PIE?

...................WHAT THE FUCK!!!!   DID YOU GO TO THE 3 Stooges School of Wrestling or are just back from a fucking bake sale??

MUTHAFUCKA!!!!

Lucky for me she can't seem to quite get over all the fat fucks between myself and EMily (ANOTHER FAT ASS) and I DUCK DOWN and watch the creamy looking concoction go over my head...my right arm thrusting up to deflect it.......just in case...

(it did look kinda yummy though!.....makes a mental note to find out where that bakery is after the match)

I back up from the pile and smile....flipping Emily the middle finger of my right hand and mouthing the following words very clearly so you wouldn't need a lip reader to understand.........."FUCK YOU EMILY"....... and look closer at the Emily wannabe.....OMG!....IT'S LITTLE JENNA!!

I watch as she literally sinks into the middle of mountain of humanity that is  the fat fuck security knuckleheads.... after trying to go over the top of them.......I grin and jump back under the bottom rope and into the ring........I straighten up and smile my famous smile...and suddenly the arena erupts!!!.....the sound system explodes with one of my favorite prep fight songs...."Bodies".....by Drowning Pool....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

"Bodies"

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floooooor
Beaten why for (why for)
Can't take much more
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me

One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the flooooor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the flooooor
Now!
Push me again
This is the end
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the flooooor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate
consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floooooooor
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the flooooor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor


The arena reverberates with the pounding sound of the song!....I walk around the ring...my arms above my head...clapping and exerting the crowd to get into it!!!....they begin to scream out the lyrics themselves and stomp their feet and the place just goes completely bonkers!!!!  I stop and turn in each direction and climb up on the bottom ring rope and clap again with my upraised arms to the crowd as I walk around the ring and point up into the crowd!....then I motion my hand back to my chest...and my heart......as the song continues to rip through the speakers!!!......

As I walk around the arena I remember so clearly my mantra...

"Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict"

I then walk back over to the side of the ring where the ruckus was and I look down at Jenna as she sits in the midst of this bloated Gestapo like security guards.....my arms folded and leaning on the top rope.....I then extend my arms and point them down at her....my palms pointing up.......I then begin to curl my hands and fingers back towards me in a motion that can be understood even by the most casual of observers.......then I scream down to her......

"SO...ENOUGH OF THE INTRODUCTIONS!!"........

"YOU WANNA WRESTLE AND FIGHT....OR DO YA WANNA BAKE PIES?"

"LET'S PARTY!"

"I have this special place reserved for us....its a little room I call......MICHELLE'S HOUSE OF PAIN AND CHURCH OF AGONY!"

COME ON!!!!!!!    LET ME SHOW IT TO YA!"

and now....a quick word from my sponsor.....

As always I want to thank the people at Land Rover for being my sponsors in this event.  Please go visit your friendly neighborhood Land Rover/Range Rover dealer today and see the all new Range Rover Sport for 2014, as well as all the new entries for 2014 in Range Rover line-up.  Also check out the new line-up for Land Rover.  Luxury...technology...and safety.....they are what defines Land Rover.

See and test drive the Range Rover Evoque...the SUV of the year in 2012 and a car that truly exhibits the luxury and technology that has come to be the hallmark of Land Rover vehicles.  Michelle drives a Range Rover Evoque...along with the all new recently released Range Rover Sport....what you should be asking yourself is....why aren't you driving one?  If not....then get your ass out of your Mom's basement...quit eating the Doritos and gulping down the Red Bull and get a job!!  I mean what a fucking loser!!!!    GET ONE!!!!!