Early on, Ke$ha and Katy Perry used to be friends, spending time together fooling around and having laughs while bitching about the world.
Recently however, it has seemed that Katy's decided to do the bitching by herself when it comes to her old friend, as well as no longer with, but about her. In a radio interview she was asked why she thinks Ke$ha doesn't do a larger number of live concerts than has been seen of her over the recent years - to which Katy responded with the unforgivable comment, 'Well...strange that you even ask - let's just face it, the girl can't sing a note live on a stage without making a fool of herself! It may be a blessing we haven't heard more of her embarrassing struggles to present her auto tunes to a mostly disappointed live audience!'
The female interviewer even gasped at Perry's unexpected slag off and proceeded to speculate on a bitter but interesting bitch war sparking off and catching fire, 'Oh-my-God, Katy, these are indeed strong words coming from you! Who would have thought? Goodness me, I'm gobsmacked at this!'
'It's the truth, and sometimes we have to face the truth!' Katy tried to sustain her viewpoint.
The interviewer leaned towards Katy with a sly mysterious smile on her face and said, 'Perhaps we should just hear what exactly Ke$ha has to say about it!'
Katy was puzzled for an instant, and then saw Ke$ha walk into the studio. Ke$ha walked right up to Katy, and, without even speaking a word, flung a slap into Katy's face which made her head jolt backwards and nearly let her pivot out of the swivelling chair she sat in. 'You fucking backstabbing bitch!! So glad they didn't tell You I was going to join you here! 'cause now I see what a false bitch you are!'
Ke$ha had hardly shouted those words at her when Katy, reasonably recovered from the assault on herself, grabbed Ke$ha's hair with both hands at first but then let her right hand go and returned the attack by slapping Ke$ha's face equally hard to make her stagger backwards.
Before the two ladies could continue their cat fight they were kept from each other by a number of staff and security guards. Katy and Ke$ha however continued to assault each other verbally, Ke$ha threatening Katy with her intention of breaking every single bone in her in four fragments, and Katy promising Ke$ha to rip out her ovaries, and make her eat them while bleeding to death.
Not long after the spectacular incident, the two women, in their unabated but deepening contempt for each other agree that they will not only have a public singing contest, but would even proceed to settle their bitter feud in a fight on a gym's wrestling mat.
Ke$ha goes on to predict to Katy that she would 'squash her to a pulp in no time to make her grovel at her feet and beg her to forgive her', while Katy laughs at Ke$ha contemptuously and informs her she would 'take her by both her cellulitis ridden ugly legs and see how far she'd have to tear her in halves before Ke$ha pleads with her to mercifully let her kneel in front of her and lick Katy's toes while apologising to her'.
Eventually, the two bitter rivals who once were united in friendship meet at the gym which has been prepared by a television and sound engineering team. The singing competition as well as the wrestling match between Ke$ha and Katy will be held there.
Katy is dressed in her green latex mini dress, and Ke$ha has arrived in a black bikini bottom and black fake leather bodice. They don't speak to each other but throw hostile glances at each other while the unusual show is about to be filmed...
Ke$ha: 26 years, 5'9", 61kg, cup size 34B
Katy P: 29 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup size 32D
