[kevan]

      High Powered, Fully Equipped, Locked and Loaded, and Oh sooooo hot British forces are coming (cumming); Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh, a couples "Sophies," .....marching, strutting-ready to take over the beaches-our beaches.....Rumored that experienced cute, courageous, combatatants (on our side) are ready to meet them.....one on one, two on one, whatever it takes....Charlize Theron, Karen McDougal, and a couple of unknown as of yet unmentioned lovelies will answer the call.
        As of this time we are asking any and all well abled, authors, writers to do your duty and prepare to record, write the action events to come down the ever nearing moments of this soon to be conflict. You may sign up here to informally enlist.
       You are at liberty to voice your concerns, note your ideas on strategy, warfare attire; you may even include your sincere wishes. No blood shed however will be allowed; As of yet these are war "games" not real war.
        Please men, women, young and old answer the call. Consider it your duty.
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        Oh my, it's happening early-hand me those binocs....over there.....
      "Uhhhhh, OOOOOH," four gorgeous long lean sexy legs are entwined; Yes its a rather busty brunette tangling with a lithe lean pretty blonde; Charlize has taken down Lucy ......
          "dang-I dropped my ipad in the sand....someone, anyone, step up.....--

[IRISH]

I'm ready!  Kick some ass Karen!!! 

[Lionheart88]

Does anyone consider continuing this with a story involving the buxom Michelle Marsh? She's arguably the toughest and most sexually charged of all the page 3 girls, and a tough opponent for any American gal looking to defend her beaches

[kevan]

      "Excuse me sir-you dropped something." I gulped in a bit of surprised happiness as the beautiful brunette picked up my little "computer in a box" , wiped off the sand and handed it to me.
       "There's gonna be much more exciting things happening that that electronic crap," she giggled. She leaned in to me, pressing her firm luscious left breast into my arm. (And yes I noticed the little (big) bump).
       "See-look behind me-IF you can take your eyes off of 'em," she continued. I glanced back and yes there were some gorgeous felines-seemed almost like a small army. They were prepared. And dressed in the best of uniforms. Made at least one part of me stand up and salute.
        "Oucccch...Uhhhhh...Arggggg." I turned around-that lovely blonde was now seemingly in full control of the gorgeous busty Lucy. Slaps, as rapid fire as the old style Tommy guns smacked the buxom bikini clad brunette Brit. Her huge boobs bouncing, she tried to duck, dodge and even scamper away. Blondie seemed to be a seasoned, skillfull soldier at least in this kind of battle. She'd occasionally grab at her rivals top-alas, those strings must have been government issue-they were "holding up" much too efficiently.
     wHAM. A punch to that pretty belly. A nasty hair pull and a naughty bitch slap. Brunette almost falls down. That lovely most erotic struggle to keep standing could be a wardance in itself, right mate? (Is this English enough? Or Australian-whatever).
     "Yeah get her-take her down." It was my ipad rescuer. She had stepped away from me and had motioned the approaching combatants to get closer to the action.
     "Heyyy-eieeeeek-not my top!"
     "You stupid skinny blonde bitch-now I'm mad."

[kevan]

   Teeeheeeheee.  Blondie was being coy. She ducked the brunettes wild swinging haymaker easily.
    Bonk.
    "Hey blondie-think fast-faster; there's usually two punches." The lovely blonde's eyes rolled; she was seeing double. Those huge beautiful bouncing breasts-that she had "prepared for battle"-herself.
     A double smack in the face. (Even balloons can hurt?!)
     "Like 'em? You little flat chested bimbo," Lucy snarled. For some reason the brunette felt not only mad but extra naughty. She gave her "friend" a closeup in the face, double your fun breast press; As she felt Charlize's lovely body weaken she untied her top and tossed it to the sand. She grabbed blonde hair, gave her gasping opponent a breather, then slapped her face a couple of times before targeting her small breasts.
     "Hmmmm, your nips are as big as your boobs," Lucy snickered. A nice handful-er, pinchful.
      Screams and squeals were the sound of Blonde Retreat.....well almost. As the blonde finally broke away and started to run another busty Brit zipped in. Shall we say repeat "Double Impact" or Sophies' Choice?
      "Noooo-awwwckkk-SMACK (times two)-Umppppfhhh. Gurgle. Gurgle."
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       "Hey look-battle number two is about ready to start." My friend had returned. She motioned that she wanted my stupid little Ipad. As she fairly grabbed it from my hands she turned around and then stepped back hard into me. I gasped. She dittoed only in a kind of pleasurable way.
       "My money's on blonde this time"; see here's some of her pics....I like-do you like?
        "Yes it seemed like the odds were STACKED in this blonde's favor." Both on screen and off.
        She now stood face to face, (and chest to chest) with her lovely busty redhaired opponent.
            As the two gorgeous busty beauties squared off and took fighting stances I tried to hold back my instinctive admiration. Of no use. My "excitement" brought a pleasurable response from my friend. She giggled, commented, leaned back into me.
        "Michelle-that's the blonde; and have you seen "Red" before? Strangely her name is Goldie."
         "Yes, I've seen her-a fairly popular Catfighter, and a lovely Brit at that."
         "C'mon-get her girl....take her down.....get me a souvenir," my friend shouted.
         "Oh my sir, I can tell you are really excited about this war; are you a soldier; before I could answer-well, she smiled; all good soldiers, Salute!"
          Charge!

[Lionheart88]

Michelle Marsh vs Goldie Blair

[Genie Goddess of Fantasies]

Go Brits!!!

Lucy Pinder all the way!