Britney Spears was in great shape physically and mentally, most of all she was pumped for this opportunity. She waited for Amanda Seyfried, this fight meant not just who was the better woman but who would have the opportunity to fight in the upper watcher division.
Amanda Seyfried showed up smug as can be and walked over to Britney and stared at her. “Waste of time” Amanda pushed Britney and the singer laughed “Something funny other then how you wasted your life.” Amanda went to slap Britney but Brit stepped back
“Don’t talk about me yah haven’t earned that right!”
“You want me to earn it fine” Amanda tried a bigger slap but Britney leaned back moved to a side watched the slap miss and then absolutely sickeningly kicked Amanda Seyfried in the chest putting her down
“I’m not the gal who fought Elisha Cufbert no more. I need to take my life serious and it continues here.”
Amanda couldn’t believe this, the pain in her entire body from one kick. “Be wise and stay down”
Britney started walking away “Hey mental case, I’m just getting warmed up.”
“Seriously girl I got bigger fish to deep fry.”
“Come on you pop star” Amanda motioned for Britney to fight her.
Britney looked at the cameras “Was that a put down or something?”
Amanda ran at Britney and started slapping her and in the bull rush she took Britney down and hit her with harder slaps. Britney covered up but was still feeling the sting of the slaps but she had been here before and rather then panic she took the slaps against her arms and waited. She knew one place where she was absolutely better then Amanda in terms of physical strength.
The slaps slowed and Britney bridged up using her strong legs to throw Amanda off and face first into the sand pit. Amanda was up quick but she didn’t realize how fast Britney was and the singer was on her back.
“Just so you know this is for funzies” She pushed Amanda’s head into the sand and rubbed it in then stood up and laughed as Amanda coughed up sand.
“Seriously Amanda, you aren’t Lacey you don’t really have a chance in this fight. So stay down and ask for forgiveness.”
Amanda got up and wiped the sand from her face and went to speak but coughed up more sand “I’m the toughest of the Mean Girls bitch and the best fighter.”
Britney laughed “Oh Gosh your serious aren’t you? Girl you if you count Caplan you are in the top five but only cause.” Britney ducked a right slap “Saw that coming and now over hand right slap and I” Step back and to the right.
“Gosh Amanda you know Lizzy right” Jab then bounce away as Amanda throws two sloppy punches “Destroyed Eliza Dushku, heck I’d never mess with Lizzy.”
Amanda tried another punch but Britney ducked under it and got behind Amanda and pushed her own “Rachel McAdams I’d fight her but she is skilled and I’ve heard she loves the scissors. That’s kind of scary her legs are strong and longer than mine”
Amanda got up and Britney didn’t give her a chance to do much she got her in a bear hug and lifted Amanda up. Britney hit a beautiful Belly to Belly suplex “Then there’s Lacey Chabert, who is arguably the most well rounded body in Hollywood and uses all her assets now in fights… She’s a challenge unlike you.”
Brit stood up fixed her hair and lifted Amanda up to her feet and clotheslined her back down. “then we come to that red headed bitch Lohan, we fought when I was at the lowest in my life and she likes to use smothers and her size over me… We’re about fifty fifty depending on if I can get at her boobs or can she use them cause you can’t breathe when those balloons are on yer face.”
“Now You need to stay down because you aren’t as strong/tough as Lizzy. You don’t have McAdams skills and legs. You don’t have Laceys natural skills and you aren’t as well-endowed as Lohan.”
Lifted Amanda up again and lifted Amanda up on her shoulder and slammed her down to the ground “So you aren’t fifth toughest mean girl because your top five”
“Don’t say it”
“Your fifth because…”
“I quit just don’t tell me anymore.”
Britney left and looked back at Amanda who was crying “I don’t want to hear anymore.”
Brit looked at a camera and smiled “Post fight I’m going to call out the woman who will be my greatest challenge EVER.”
