[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I stand on the top rope yelling at Mona's fans who are very annoying as they heckle me.  There is one guy out there about 400 lbs wearing a dark wig, glasses and dressed in a white shirt with a tie, schoolgirl style skirt and fishnets holding up a sign that says "Mona's #1 fan".  He is really yelling at me calling me "Spanish Slut" as well as other nasty names.

I get really distracted by him I don't see Mona sneak up behind me.  She comes up behind me chops my legs, I fall land on my pussy (again) on the connection rod.  I start to fall backwards but Mona pulls me over and drops me across her knee giving me an over the knee backbreaker.  One of my hands tries to massage my sore pussy, but I am feeling just as much pain in my back.  Mona pushes down on my pussy with her right hand, then my chin with my left hand, my tits thrust up in the air about to pop out of the small hot pink top that I am wearing.  I am bent like an inverted U over her knee.

Me:  EVA!!!!!!! EVA!!!!!!!! I need your help!!!!

[Stacie t'Bean]

Sorry Moaner, sweetie, I love ya but I think she's got ya.

[Michelle]

I walk up to the ring apron....reach in ..and as Carmen starts to get up...grab her by both her ankles in a vice-like grip!!

I then jerk back as hard as I can on her ankles with my 5' 9-1/2" 145 pound frame...my legs braced!!   Grunting out as I pull!!!!.......GUUUUUUHHHH!!!!

TIMBERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I walk up to the ring apron....reach in ..and as Carmen starts to get up...grab her by both her ankles in a vice-like grip!!

I then jerk back as hard as I can on her ankles with my 5' 9-1/2" 145 pound frame...my legs braced!!   Grunting out as I pull!!!!.......GUUUUUUHHHH!!!!

TIMBERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

sorry a little confused here.  I am still across Mona's knee in a backbreaker

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Eva takes Mona out with a superkick causing her to drop me.  I start to get to my feet seeing Mona down on her side.  Eva helps me get to my feet and gives me a hug telling me I will be alright.  In the meantime I see Michelle outside the ring getting dangerously close.  Who is she here for?  She was on our side I thought, is she changing sides to be with Emily's group?

Me:  Eva, where's the dog collar?  It was here a minute ago.

Eva:  I kicked it over.... hey? where is it??

[Michelle]

Emily's group!!

Patoooie!!  I wouldn't take Emily to a dog fight!

[Michelle]

*Holds the dog collar in her right hand above her head and waves it from side to side*

"Hey!...anyone lose a dog collar?"

[GoldenGirl]

*Holds the dog collar in her right hand above her head and waves it from side to side*

"Hey!...anyone lose a dog collar?"

Looks round to see if that pesky dog, which got that elderly ring attendant in that loving embrace, is around.  mm apparently not. What a relief!

[Michelle]

Wow what a nice collar!

My Shi Tzu Carly will just love this!

Here Carly!!!   Come here girl!!  Mommy has a surprise for you baby!!

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Eva and I look confused then see Michelle holding the dog collar.

Me:  Hey Cuban, aren't you going to get the collar back from her?

Eva:  (I have to do everything in Evaspeak, since Eva speaks in emoticons) 

Me:  Don't just stand there, get the dog collar from her!!

Eva:   

Me:  Don't roll your eyes at me Eva!!

Eva:   

Me:  Don't wink at me either Eva, get the collar from Michelle!

Eva:   

Me:  Eva, why is that such a shock?

Eva:   

Me:  Eva it isn't funny, I am ordering you to get the collar from Michelle... now that is an order!!!

Eva:   

Me:  What the fuck are you pissed about?  you are the leader of 3Sexy4U but I am ordering you around?

Eva:   

Me:  Dammit Eva, stop rolling your eyes at me!

Eva:   

Me:  Oh so now you are going to stick your tongue out at me, I don't know where that tongue has been.

Eva:   

Me:  Which lips are we talking about?  on your face or below your belt?

Eva:   

Me:  Oh sorry Eva, didn't mean to make you cry.

Eva:   

Me:  I'd love to kiss you Eva, but I didn't think you went that way.

[Michelle]

*fits the dog collar on my little Shi Tzu Carly*

"Oh Carly baby...you look so cute to Mommy!"

"What's that Carly?...You say its poopy time?"

"Ok..let Mommy finish watching these nutjobs up here!    Carly!   No chewing that collar!!!!   CARLY!!"

"God you'd think that dog collar was made out of canine cocaine or something!  WOW!  She ate half of it!!"

[Michelle]

*Jumps in the ring...sliding under the bottom rope....and hands the dog collar over to Mona.....kissing her on the cheek!*

"Give the bitch hell.....I'll be nearby if they try and pull a fast one!"

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Eva and I argue about the dog collar and Michelle being outside, when I see Mona going over to Michelle getting the dog collar.

Me:  FUCK!  Eva, I told you to watch Michelle.

Eva:   

(Why do I feel like I am talking to Charlie Brown's fucking teacher?)

Me:  I mean watch her and actually stop her from doing shit like this!  Get over there and make sure she doesn't interfere.

Eva:   

Me:  Yes she is, she is kissing Mona.  I will take care of Mona but watch Michelle!

As Mona gets done taking a kiss from Michelle I charge at Mona and leap in the air taking Mona down with a Lou Thesz Press.  A Lou Thesz press is oddly enough named after a wrestler named Lou Thesz who back in the 60s or 50s or 40s or whenever Mona was born did a move where he would run across the ring and leap...

Oh fuck it, here's a youtube example of the move

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5DPmtGffUM

I nail Mona with the Thesz press causing her to let go of the collar as it flies out of the ring into the crowd.

Me:  Shit!!! Eva the collar is out in the crowd!

Eva:   

Me:  Yes, I know the collar isn't supposed to be in the crowd!  So go out and get it!

Eva:   

Me:  Yes I know I told you to watch Michelle, but get the collar too.  I gotta beat the shit out of Mona a bit.

I pound on Mona's face while straddling her body, tearing off her bra and squeezing her tits.  WOW She has a nice pair but keeps them always hidden under that ugly white shirt of hers.  With Mona on the mat, once again I scale the turnbuckle from the inside hoping to land a moonsault on Mona while she lays on the mat.  I get to the top rope facing out and see Eva looking around for the collar.  I try to get Eva's attention...

Me:  Dammit Eva, its in the crowd why are you looking around ringside?

Eva:   

Me:   Go out into the crowd.

Eva:   

Me:  Yes I know I am standing on the top rope, but I am going to hit a moonsault on Mona and you can toss me the collar while I lay on her and put it around her neck!

[Michelle]

*tosses Mona a bottle of water!*

"Here...get it together and catch your breath while you got a break here!"

"Now start doing some ass kicking!"

"You got time to take her out!"

"I'll watch the back door!"

[Michelle]

*I climb up in the ring under the bottom rope.....shrug my shoulders...wink at Mona......and make a headlong lunge and spear Eva in the back!!.....driving her into the canvas!!*

"GUUUUHHH!!!!"

"Yup...definitely what I would call......a....... "Close Encounter"......."

*gets up...dusts myself off.....walks over to a corner....and leans back...my arms resting back on the ropes as I lean back against the corner post*

"I know exactly what I'm watching....and you call my dog Carly a foofoo dog again!.....you'll be "dog food" yourself!"