[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

(I think Michelle meant to be going after me - looks like Michelle got us two mixed up.  I'll try to make some sense out of it and say it was me Michelle hit since I am the one in the ring.  Michelle -   I am the short one, Eva is the one with the big ass  )

I climb down the turnbuckle frustrated with Eva for taking forever to find that fucking dog collar.

Me:  Why haven't you gotten the dog collar yet?

Eva:    (will try my best to translate Evamoticons)

Me:  You're taking forever, why are you out there that far back in the crowd?

Eva:  

Me:  Why is the crowd kicking it around and grabbing your ass?

Eva:  

Me:  Yes a lot of guys like big asses, maybe you will be in a rap video.

Eva:  

Suddenly I get speared from behind in my lower back driving me to the canvas.  Michelle yells at me about some foofoo dog.  What foofoo dog?  that little one she made out of a balloon she stole from some kid in the crowd?

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I try to recover from Michelle's spear.  I wish that damn Cuban would get in here with that dog collar.  Mona is back up, she pulls me up by my black wet hair and pulls me to my feet.  She reaches between my thighs, grabbing me around my neck with the other.  Mona holds me sideways across her chest for a few seconds before walking out and powerslamming me onto the mat.  I lay on my back spread eagle, eyes barely opened, legs parted wide and arms to my side.  I am thinking, where the fuck is Eva?  She should have been here to prevent this from happening when I was clearly winning this match.

[Mari-Angelina]

I knew you guys would need me!!!!  Everyone touching Eva's ass, but I think I can find this thing. No short jokes please!!! I walk around the crowd sneaking between everyone as they kick the collar around... hey don't kick me!!!!  Find the collar, here Eva!!!! All yours!!!!  Eva smiles and takes the collar and runs back to the ring with it!!!!

[Ivo23]

Carmen wins and next Vamos a la playa!

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

Still on my back, Mona sticks her smelly nasty foot on my face as I gag.  My hot pink halter top is ripped off leaving me topless in just my black thong and fishnets.  She leaps up in the air and lands on my breasts nearly busting my implants.

Me:  OOOOOOOOFFFFFF, get off my tits you fat Bitch!!!!

Mona laughs as she continues to sit on them.  Fortunately this is a dog collar match and not a pinfall match as my shoulders are down on the mat.

Me:  EVA!!!! Where the fuck are you??

[Michelle]

Go Mona!!

Use the spinning toe hold!!!  Oh wait..you don't know what that is!!

OK...just break her neck!!!

*pounds on the ring apron with both hands to offer encouragement to Mona!!*

[Michelle]

*I dive into the ring and give Eva a nice DROP KICK to her back!!!!....screaming out as I do!!*

"Don't be kicking my friend in the back!!!"

"It takes 2 of you?"

"Let's see how you do 2 on 2!"

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

The ref seeing everything is turning into a clusterfuck between Eva, Michelle and Mari as separate brawls start happening calls the announcer over and whispers into his ear.

Announcer:  By declaration of the referee, Michelle, Eva and Mari-Angelina are hereby ordered to leave the ring.  Lets get some security down here!

Ringside security come down to the ring for Eva, Michelle and Mari-Angelina to escort them away from the ring.

[Michelle]

Booooooo pete!!!

[Michelle]

*picks up a metal folding chair and holds it above my head...standing at the ready!*

"Aint no fat fuck security guards taking me alive!!"

"Bring it you police wannabes!"

[GoldenGirl]

"What??? kicked out!!!!???"   

"I'm needed down here!" I scream in protest.  "Mari, go bite this rent a cop's ankles and give me his donut!" 

"oooooh!  Nasty!  lol

[Michelle]

*slams the metal folding chair over the head of one fat fuck security guard!......WHAM!!!.....I kick another in the balls before two others tackle me and try to cuff me!!!!.....OOOMMMPPHHH!!!!....*

I struggle and scream out loudly!!......".Attica!!......Attica!!....Attica!!!...."

"Police brutality!!!...."

"MOMMY!!!"

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I get to my feet when Mona charges at me with a clothesline, I duck back in what's known as a "matrix move" so that Mona goes past me.  She turns around and I elbow her in the face and send her into the turnbuckle.  I grab Mona by her hair and neck and drive her face first into the mat with a Snapmare Driver

Like what Melina does here -
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v30cjcWVS3g

Mona actually lands on the side of the collar sending it flying across the ring to the edge of the apron.  Exhausted I slowly try to crawl to go grab it.

[Sinful Senorita Carmen]

I crawl over and grab the collar.  I hold it in the air, but too tired to stand up.  The crowd boos me.  I get on my knees, my bare chest swinging back and forth.  I start to get to my feet and approach Mona as she gets up checking on her face that I had driven minutes ago into the mat.

[Michelle]

Kiss my ass fem wrestle fan

Don't you have to go hide back under the covers with your teddy bear?