Brenda Song
Kaley CuocoThose in attendance who were not familiar with Brenda Song anticipated an easy night for Kaley. But those who were more knowledgeable knew two things: One, that Brenda, despite her smaller size, was as vicious a wildcat as any other woman on the catfight scene today, and Two, that Song had a reputation for being a 'torpedo for hire'...taking on and taking down specific women at the behest of others.
And for those who knew that last fact, there was no question as to who had enlisted Brenda's services to do some damage to Kaley tonight. The look of smug pleasure on the face of Mila Kunis as she watched the battle unfold from the comfort of a wingback leather chair made that all too obvious.
Mila KunisAnd the Russian beauty had much to be pleased about, as Brenda largely dominated the match from the very start. Despite giving up some four inches and fifteen pounds to the blonde, Song's speed and agility more than made up for the shortcomings. Coupled with stellar wrestling skills and an utter ruthlessness in using them, and the Asian made for a most formidable opponent. And unfortunately for Cuoco, whether she underestimated her foe or was distracted by the presence of her hated nemesis, Mila, she was clearly distracted at the outset, and that proved disastrous for her.
Of particularly good use to Brenda were her knife hand thrusts; time and again, her fingers struck like vipers, jabbing Kaley in the throat to leave her gagging, in the solar plexus to drive precious air from her lungs, or at various pressure points around her body, causing sharp pains that drained Cuoco of her strength, causing her to moan and wail in agony. The brunette also made tremendous use of dropkicks and flips, taking Kaley down to the carpeted floor again and again. It looked to be a total rout, and the blonde's many fans in the elite audience were shocked into silence at her unfolding destruction.
Once more thrown to the floor, Kaley got to all fours and struggled to rise up, only to have her adversary jump onto her back. Holding her flaxen locks like reins, Song smirked as the dazed Cuoco crawled on her hands and knees, inadvertently humiliating herself by giving her opponent a pony ride, thus displaying Brenda to be in complete command of the match. From her seat, Kunis smiled broadly;
this was the reason she had retained the Asian to battle Cuoco...to not simply beat her, but to shatter her pride. Thus, when Mila made her challenge later to face Kaley in a rematch, she was certain the blonde would be far less formidable, now that she has been tamed.
But for all of the shared sense of triumph between Brenda and Mila, neither seemed to realize that the path which the blonde was crawling was by no means random. Rather, she moved close to a wall; suddenly, she roared to life, throwing herself forward and down, and throwing Brenda from her back, where her skull hit the wall with a heavy thud, and she crumpled to the carpet in a stunned heap.
Adrenalin coursing through her veins, Kaley jumped up to her feet and grabbed Brenda by the ankle, dragging her to the center of the room. The carpet burns shocked Song from her stupor, but it did little good as a foot stomp to the belly left her wheezing for air.
Now it was Cuoco's turn to demonstrate what she was capable of, and her tutorial subjected the mewling brunette to a wide range of increasingly painful holds, culminating with a bodyslam across the blonde's knee, sending electric jolts of anguish up and down Brenda's spine, leaving her nearly unconscious.
Now Kaley was ready to render that "nearly" into "totally". Pushing her opponent to the floor, she rolled Song onto her back, making sure her knees were bent under her so that her body pinned her lower legs down. Kneeling above the brunette' head, Cuoco leaned over and wrapped her arms around Brenda's torso, and in so doing pressed her breasts down firmly across the Asian's face, forming an airtight seal. Song squirmed, but was too spent to offer any real defense, and it wasn't long before she slipped into the inky darkness. And all the while, Kaley...who had specifically set this hold up in order to do this...looked up and locked eyes with Mila, at whose feet this was occurring. The two arch-rivals silently stared daggers at one another, but there was no denying that Kaley won this battle of wits, even as she defeated Brenda.
Declared the winner, the blonde stood up and, adding insult to injury...and sending a message to Kunis as well...she planted her foot upon the face of the slumbering Song while flexing her arms in a victory pose.
The battle was over, but both Kaley and Mila knew the war would go on....
