I grab Mari and pull her away from Eva, then give her a DDT onto the mat leaving Mari splayed out once again. I look around the ring and spot the cigar that Eva started smoking earlier. It was only partially smoked as a light bulb goes off above my head.** I pick up the cigar as a fan throws me a lighter. I light it up and take a puff of the Cuban cigar, before I take the end that I had in my mouth and place it in between Eva's pussy lips. Eva makes one of these faces:

and then moans. I move the cigar back and forth around inside the upside down trapped Cuban hot bitch. The camera comes in closer as I move it up and down inside Eva getting lots and lots of her juices on it. I pull the cigar out and hold it under my nose bringing it across.
Me to camera: Cubanita Brand Cigars, You can smell the Port of Havana at low tide on them.

I hold the cigar up in the air then notice Mari laying motionless on the mat, her lips partially parted. I take the cigar soaked in Eva's sexy juices and stick it in Mari's mouth.
Me: Let's get hardcore!!!
I dive under the bottom rope and go under the ring where I find a metal trash can. I throw it in the ring before reentering and place it in front of upside down Eva's face. Eva makes another

face. I climb the next turnbuckle over and I leap off of it towards Eva and dropkick the trash can into her face in a Van Terminator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=718twHIfZUI - replace chair with trash can
Eva tumbles out of the tree of woe onto the mat, her body falling on top of the trash, big ass up in the air folded over. I remove the cigar from Mari's mouth and hold it up and look at Eva's ass up in the air over the trash can. I get an idea...
Crowd: DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!
Hmmm, no that is just wrong. Eva is my tag partner, besides this cigar would get lost up that big ass of hers. The crowd boos me for refusing to do it.
Me: Oh Fuck You Then!!!
I throw the cigar out to BackbreakHER, he catches it and sticks it in his mouth. I wink to him. I pull down Eva's sweaty thong past her knees and off her ankles. I hold the wet Cuban flag colored material up to my face.
Me (plugging my nose laughing): Soooooo Stinky!!!!
I take Eva's thong and pull it over Mari's face as she still lays out cold on the mat really overselling my DDT. I return to Eva, push her off the trash can and roll her onto her back and hook her left leg.
ONE...
TWO...
----remember a vote for Eva is a vote for me. Please instead of voting for me this tournament, give your vote to my girl Eva. I am not really in this tournament anymore, just participating to have a sexy entertaining match with my girl Eva.