Explosions and fireworks go off at the main entrance of the already packed arena!!! BOOOM!!! BOOOOOM!!!! The pyrotechnics and lights erupt and bathe the arena in a sea of the sight and the sounds of what promises to be a WAR! The crowd goes wild at the display!! Thousands of children ooooh and ahhhhh and then the crowd suddenly erupts in an explosion of screams and cheers as the thousands present in person and the millions watching on pay-per view almost simultaneously leap to their feet in anticipation of what they hope is another epic entrance by you-know-who!!! The banks of floodlights high in the ceiling and rafters of the cavernous arena suddenly all come on to life in a rapid fusillade of bright lights and loud explosions!! One light bank after another flashes on, ultimately all lights focusing on the main entrance into the arena and the pathway down to the ring!! Fireworks erupt over the center of the arena in an explosive display unlike any we have ever seen, the lights and sound seemingly going off on cue!!
Suddenly, the sound system explodes to the sounds of Queen and “We Will Rock You!
Then there is suddenly a rumble through the crowd and the volume of the voices cherting and chanting seems to grow exponentially as floodlights suddenly come on and train their beams up in the highest reaches of the arena!
WHAT THE FUCK!
It’s some one PARACHUTING IN?
We can’t quite tell who it is….WAIT!!.....I think we can see her!!…its!!….its!!!
Michelle!!
Michelle is wearing her…..WHAT THE HELL?....her Xena costume!!! Full leather armor….boots….carrying a sword?
HOLY SHIT!!!
Dropping in on the end of white a parachute, wearing her Xena outfit (white sports bra and tight white shorts, both with gold trim is underneath that), her long dark brown hair tied back in a pony tail with a white ribbon..…wearing her white wrestling boots!! On wither side of Michelle is another parachutist!! It appears these two on either side of her are two rather tall sexy women wearing stars and stripes bikinis??? As Michelle hits her landing, the Marine Color Guard begins to enter the arena and march their way down the runway to the ring, playing the “Star Spangled Banner”
It appears Michelle has a…..HOLY SHIT!.....a sword in one hand??…..and an AXE in the other??.....as her chute appears to turn and she begins to slow her decent, the crowd worked up to a frenzy as she gently sets down and lands perfectly in the center of the ring with a pin-point landing! He bikini clad escorts hitting their marks at opposite corners of the ring! Each of the women is holding a United States flag in one hand and a rather ominous looking shotgun in the other hand, each shotgun having a rather large diameter barrel. The women begin firing the shotguns into the stands at the fans and it appears they are firing off white tee shirts??? Tee shirts are now being literally sprayed all over the arena and fans begin unfolding them and even pulling them over their heads and putting them on!! The arena slowly becoming bathed in a sea of white as more and more of the fans present slide the white tee shirts over their torsos. The tee shirts read on the front in red block letters ……”In Michelle We Trust”…while on the back the tee shirts say “Michelle RULES….Eva, Marlies and Carmen DROOL!”
Michelle walks over to her corner and gets up on the top rope, waving the large broadsword over her head in a circular fashion and urging the crowd to scream and cheer louder, working the masses assembled here into a frenzy!!! She then walks to each corner of the ring, climbing up on the top rope and urging the crowd to cheer and getting louder and more rowdy!!!
At the center of the ring stairs Michelle is greeted by several cute little girls who present her with a bouquet of rises, each one kissing Michelle on the cheek. Michelle gives each one a smile and a kiss and a brand new crisp $1,000 bill!! WOW!!!!
All of a sudden we hear a loud drum roll and we see a long white stretch limousine emerge from the arena entrance and slowly begin to make its way down to the ring itself. The limo stops at the edge of the ring and a tall muscular chauffeur emerges from the drivers side front…walking back and opening two large doors on the side of the limo….and we see emerging…….OMG!! THE WWE DIVAS!
We see some of the current WWE female wrestlers……AJ Lee…..Alicia Fox….Brie Bella….Rosa Mendes...Eva Torres....Kaitlyn and more!!.....
And now we have some of the PAST stars of the WWE…..Torrie Wilson…Trish Stratus….Lita…Victoria...Sable....Gail Kim....Stacy Keibler….its AMAZING!!
Trish Stratus steps up to a microphone set up at the base of the ring and addresses the crowd…..
“ITS GREAT TO BE HERE FOLKS!!! WE LADIES of the WWE… PAST and PRESENT want you to know we are here to lend OUR SUPPORT to the ONE and ONLY”…..
“MICHELLE!!!!!”
“She’s the ONE TRUE CHAMPION!!” “And with all of our help…she’ll show everyone just what a true champion is….AND NOT A CIRCUS ACT!!!!”
“SO.....LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MICHELLE!!!!”
The crowd, which had already been frothing at the mouth now just goes completely bananas!!!! We see altercations breaking out all over the arena as anyone caught with an Eva or a Carmen or a Marlies shirt or hat on is being immediately PUMMELLED!!! WOW!!! There isn’t ENOUGH security and police to stop this and control this crowd!! They may need to bring in riot control personnel for this mess!!
We see Michelle is now removing her Xena outfit at ring-center ever so slowly and seductively. We see Moms in the arena out in the audience COVERING their children’s eyes, and also their husbands eyes!!! It’s like a GIANT part in this arena tonight is standing on their feet clapping and cheering for the underdog Michelle!! AND AN EVEN LARGER PART IS URGING HER TO JUST TAKE ALL HER CLOTHES OFF!!!
Michelle slowly unfastens and drops the leather and armor Xena outfit from her tall 5’ 9-1/2” athletic frame, revealing her traditional white sports bra with gold trim and her tight white wrestling shorts also with gold trim and matching white wrestling boots and knee-pads. Her chest heaves as she jumps from the ring apron to the arena floor and walks around the outer edge of the ring again…clapping her hands and high fiving many of her loyal fans in attendance on the front rows.
She walks slowly around the ring with her arms above her clapping as she leads the crowd in cheers, then finally making her way to her corner, leaning back against the turn buckle, her arms draped over the top rope, individually taking a moment to lock eyes with each of her 3 opponents…and running her right forefinger across her throat in a “slit throat” motion before settling back…taking a few long…slow…deep breaths…her how rapidly hardening nipples straining the spandex material of her white sports bra.
