Sigourney and her three colleagues sat at the table “So last card… Not the best”
The three didn’t know what to say so Sigourney continued “It happens you don’t know how these women will end up against each other. We send contracts out for fights and sometimes theres a skill difference and in the last case there was skill and toughness gaps that other than one fight were too large. So we come back here knowing that this next card will be all about retribution for women who lost in the last year esp here with us. They now get the chance for retribution as do you. First though rankings.”
Watcher “Well okay so first off the following women go into the next level of the division. Vanessa Hudgens, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Britney Spears, Jessica Lowndes, Lacey Chabert and Nikki Reed. So in the regular watcher division the new top five is.
“Sarah Michelle Gellar: who made it clear she wants back into the fighting circles and past wins earn her this spot.”
“Alona Tal; Two of the most brutal fights seen she showed heart in both and won the last fight so she gets second spot”
“Kristin Kreuk: Same as Tal but she’s had more fights her record in the last few years is amazing but she lost her last fight to alona Tal and that puts her solidly behind Alona.”
Emmanuelle chriqui: We would ideally put Elisha Cuthbert here but destruction by Jenna and her draw to Rachel. We can’t ever put Elisha far ahead of Rachel Bilson who can’t be put ahead of Ashley Tisdale.”
“Kristen Stewart: I know she’s not the toughest but I’m not putting Tisdale here and we’re stuck with Cuthbert and Bilson. We need to respect her victories at this point so this is the respect.”
“So as for the next step up at Number one we have Sara Jean Underwood; we wanted her to prove how good she is and she did. Sometimes hype and realty meet.”
“Kelly Monaco: Kelly is timeless, she is tough and strong. She accepted a fight with Britney for card 12 which is the winners card. I was going to ask for a Monaco/Underwood fight but the in public challenge from Britney Spears changed that course.”
“Eva Longoria: She like Monaco has toughness and strength she has agreed to fight on a upcoming card and said the biggest risk is fighting some unknown actress or lesser known if you will. Big risk but she wants to prove herself to be the best and the best fight all not pick and choose”
“Rose McGowan: Rose is like Sarah Michelle Gellar she earned this through her history and resume not due to current events.”
“Britney Spears: She has finally figured it out her life and how to best utilize her body in a fight.”
Border “Well it’s my turn so first with the new year the women born in 83 have moved up so it is some shifts in our rankings.”
“Janet Montgomery; All time great fist fight with Katie McGrath which she won check. Very good fight with Aubrey Plaza, check. Destroyed Emma Stone and has been feuding with Aubrey in a fight that could and probably will make their first look tame and lame. Their feud has gone from just a rematch that needed to happen to well something more.”
“Rose Leslie: We keep hearing of a legit outright hatred between her and Janet. We saw Rose’s strength and skill in the last card. We saw her toughness and endurance against Lohan. If we covered their faces and put nude pics of she and Janet in greyscale it would be tough to know who was who.”
“Ashley Greene: We’re going to ignore the Luddington loss for the time being. Teresa Palmer would be here if not for the pregnancy so Ashley goes into top 3. We believe Rose can do it all, we know Janet can and we know Ashley can.”
Aubrey Plaza: In all seriousness if Aubrey is impressive in a victory in this I could put her as high as 2. Aubrey is the meanest of all the women in our top five. She told me victory isn’t enough there has to be a scar left over.”
“Emma Watson: Emma is a technical masterpiece I’m sure there is more to the story then her simply getting destroyed by Miley Cyrus. Emma has worked hard at learning how to fight, she was bullied and victimized for almost two years and then she fought back and after beating Nina Dobrev not many are too eager to challenge her”
“For our next grouping Born before Jan 1/1984 number one until something drastic changes is Jaime Pressly. Let her have a full fight with Jennifer Morrison and not just a two minute sprint and let’s see who wins. I bet on Jaime, she always finds a way to win.”
“Jennifer Morrison: She has proved to me to you and to anyone who wanted to challenge her she will finish the fight. I say Jaime would beat her simply because of the Lilly victory but Jennifer is a finisher who smells blood and gets stronger.”
“Katie McGrath: Everyone says her fight with Janet didn’t have a winner it had a survivor and all she’s done since then is hurt people. One punch knockout power on Michelle Trachtenberg which I witnessed everyone just step back from her and Janet. Then Carla McGlynn she practiced on her, practiced her striking, practiced her defence. Shes a woman to beat her and fits better than Luddington.”
“Lizzy Caplan: I mean she destroyed Eliza Dushku, demolished her left her broken and refusing fights. Nobody wants to fight her there is a legit fear of Lizzy Caplan right now.”
“Evangeline Lilly: In her defeat she demolished Jaime Pressly, took her apart with strikes controlled her around the cage with power. Evangeline wins convincingly here she moves up to four but those top three you will need an impressive win to get in there.”
Amazon “Ok so we melded two divisions into one as there wasn’t enough depth of legit fights for top fives I three divisions. Anne Hathaway just lost to Katie holmes and seriously that is a sentence I never thought I’d have to say. Anne is 100 percent off the top five with that one defeat, now we start with Nadia Bjorlin. She beat Jessica Biel and has received no challenges other then from Biel who wanted a rematch.
“Number two ranked Amazon: Jodi Lyn O’Keefe destroyed Milla Jovovich without breaking a sweat check. Had a war with Shannon Elizabeth where both left permanent mental scars on the other but Jodi won.”
“Number three Amazon: Jessica Biel, lets face it how many women can defeat Jessica and the answer to that is not many. Especially if she wants to fight and if that’s the case she shows athleticism, strength, skill and ferocity. There is no finish she is incapable of doing and she needs a win before really challenging Nadia again.”
“Number four on my list: Erica Durance she is a poor version of Jessica Biel. This would have been Jill Wagners spot and though her loss was due to dirty fighting she still gave up quite easy from a move that all these women have faced.”
“Number five: Shannon Elizabeth. She is back even in losing she was her most impressive since the days of American Pie. Personally I don’t think she can beat 1,3 or 4 but she and Jodi are as equally matched up as possible.”
“Our next grouping is supermodels, semi athletes, playmates, sportscasters. All have high athleticism but not elite athleticism like a Sharapova. Top ranked is Erin Andrews: Sure it’s one win but she took a beating and gave a worst beating. She sent a message and gave Keibler a chance at a rematch but Stacy didn’t want it. Adriana Lima was offered this fight last card but said no she wanted Bundchen… Erin Andrews is number one.”
“Adriana Lima: She showed skill and strength and destroyed a woman who holds a win over our number three.”
“Stacy Keibler: Her loss to Erin Andrews woke her up, she wants a legacy right now but Lima stands in her way. Both want that legendary status that Klum reached, that McDougal reached.”
“Adrianne Curry: See her body and she wants to fight so when she fights if she wins she could move up”
“Kelly Brook: Word out of England is she should be number one but we’ll go by her word out of mouth because its better than having Bundchen here.”
Sigourney “Very well, I guess its time for Redemption and who gets a shot at it.”
Amazon “I am up first two close fights and we all remember how close Cassidy Freeman was to beating Erica Durance. We remember the technical skill and slug fest between Serinda Swan and Jill Wagner. So Cassidy can’t get away from Smallville when she fights Serinda Swan.”
Border “This is Evangeline Lillys chance she has been begging to get back here and she takes on a woman who got a part after competing with us in April Scott.”
Watcher “Card one Lucy Hale took for granted Jennifer Love Hewitt was a victim still she learned her lesson and now wants someone from the Hewitt generation. Kristen Bell well she lost to Kristen stewart and has promised to show how fluky that was in beating up Lucy.”
Watcher “This is a fight I’m absolutely ecstatic for they’ve both had problems with the same woman. They both can do it all and one really wants to get a win and the other wants a rematch. Jenna Dewan vs. Nikki reed I mean this could be my all time greatest battle.”
Border “Aubrey Plaza getting co-main event status says a lot and her fight with Allison Williams is something that is unknown. Could be a great fight could be Aubrey hurting Allison.”
Amazon “Main event time and it really don’t need any hype or explaination from me… Jessica Biel vs. Milla Jovovich”
