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Kaley Cuoco


Mila Kunis


Kaley had made a fatal mistake.

That was the opinion of the spectators as her bareknuckled fistfight with Mila unfolded.  The blonde had been goaded into this match, even though she had no fistfighting experience, whereas Kunis had a number of such matches...all of them victories...under her belt.  It quickly became obvious...painfully so...that there is a world of difference between being able to throw a good punch (which Cuoco most definitely can) and mastering the sweet science of boxing (which is definitely among Mila's skill set).  So haymaker fists thrown by Kaley hit only empty air as the brunette deftly ducked, bobbed and weaved, and the futile effort swiftly exhausted Cuoco, making her arms feel leaden as she panted for breath.  Meanwhile, Mila peppered her with jabs and hooks and uppercuts, badly battering the blond battler.  At this rate, the bout would be over mercifully soon, no doubt with a KO of Cuoco.

But neither Kunis nor those in attendance fully took into account the fact that Kaley is a fast learner.  As she endured the battering, her warrior's mind analyzed her rival's strategy.  Finally, calling upon her last reserves of raw strength and fueling her effort with pure rage, the blonde suddenly roared to life, hammering away with her fists at the startled Mila's face and body.  Soon enough the Russian recovered, and the two women traded blows, their movements growing more sloppy with every passing moment as they were pressed to their limits of power and endurance.

Suddenly, it happened.  Kaley threw a loping right hand that slammed hard into the side of Mila's head, dropping her to the floor like a puppet whose strings had been cut.  Her glazed eyes rolled up and she gave a low, pitiful moan as she struggled to get up off of her back, but it was not to be.  The official counted to ten, and the bout was over.  Kunis was just coming out of her stupor with fluttering eyelids when she heard Kaley being declared the winner.

Utter exhausted but beaming a relieved smile, Cuoco turned to accept the cheers of the crowd.  Thus she did not see Mila, her face a mask of absolute fury, struggle back up to her feet.  An instant later, Kaley saw only black as Kunis viciously sucker punched her to the back of the skull.  Now it was the blonde's turn to collapse to the penthouse carpet, where she gave no movement at all.

Mila was roundly booed and yelled at for her dastardly unsportswomanlike conduct, but she paid the carping no heed.  After all, she knew that no matter how upset the fight organizers were, her beauty and talent made allowances for virtually anything.  She would suffer no blowback from this, other than the desirable certainty that there would someday soon be another confrontation with Cuoco, and then at last she would get her vengeance of the stupid blonde cow.

Meanwhile, the victrix, utterly KO'd, was gingerly lifted and carried to a guest bedroom in order to rest, while Kunis watched her be taken out with a smirk on her face and her hands defiantly on her hips.