The six winners sat down and Sigourney Weaver began a slow clap “Well done ladies, awesome night of fights I’m proud of all of you and your opponents. Alright two questions each! Also since Serinda is up first you all should know she was a significant favorite in the fight a 68 percent favorite to win the fight”
Reporter “Serinda, how did you prepare for the fight?”
“Jill and I talk and she told me how much it hurt to be unprepared for dirty fighting. I prepared for that mentally and knew Cassidy would come in wanting to win and I had to want it more. I had to be willing to do things that if you haven’t done them before you’re not comfortable with. As the fight wore on it got easier and I was a better athlete so I won.”
Reporter “You going to call Jill out?”
Serinda “god no, if she wants to fight I’m game but I’m open for just about any fight to be honest. I think I have the tools to beat Nadia Bjorlin who is rated #1 for a lucky win. You saw tonight how a motivated Biel fights and that is greater then Nadia on her best day. To be quite frank and Jessica I say this with the greatest respect so please don’t take this the wrong way. The only woman in our division that will legitimately have a shot against a motivated Biel… Is me!”
A reporter jumped up seeing the chance “So Jessica what do you think of that?”
“I think she’s right, I think that there are a lot of check boxes you need to have. Any woman can beat me you need to understand that. Lucky shot’s can always happen. I look at Serinda; tough, strong, athletic and believe me that’s the big one. Athleticism is the big one it opens up more maneuvers. She also has cardio so yeah we’d be a battle and to be honest with all of you those boxes get checked and you’ll have a hell of a fight for me.”
“First off, amazing finish but you and Serinda can we expect that fight soon?”
Jessica “Needed that finish seeing as how Evangeline finished her fight, I wanted a great one as well. As for Serinda, If we got mad at each other I wouldn’t back down but if I have a choice on who it is I’m going to fight and short of going to her little soap opera set I want a rematch with Nadia Bjorlin. That loss keeps me awake at night and if she beats me again then fine but I want to fight her and be ready for a war. There is a fight I always wanted to be honest with all of you and Serinda you can stay over there and think I’m dodging you and tell people I’m dodging you but I’m going to say what I have to say. Swear I can feel her eyes on me. I’ve wanted to fight Katherine Heigl for so long but she was so determined to be number one she didn’t want a challenge. Now today she is no one but I still want to knock her out cold.”
Sigourney “Guess we’ll change how we do this so now Evangeline then Aubrey but first yes Jessica was a favorite at 69 percent. Similar to how Serinda was favored I don’t know if that means they are equal or if it just recognizes these opponents.”
Reporter “Evangeline, you nearly destroyed a woman many think is the real number one. How?”
“She’s an aggressive fighter I learned that watching the video and tai chi is amazing to counter aggression like that. She likes to throw and I could feel the power behind the punch but she has a tell for when she’s about to punch so I knew what was coming and in my training I trained for her speed in my counters. It was muscle reflex at the time of the fight. After my last fight I decided if I’m to truly fight other women, being tougher and more athletic isn’t enough. I have to prepare and train for that woman and I have game plans right now for 20 different women and when I leave here between family time and movie filming I learn about others. If you ever got into a fight I’ll find out what you like to do and if you didn’t then I’ll just rely on being me.”
Reporter “So safe to say you want a rematch next?”
Evangeline “With Jamie, no I don’t. Why should I, she beat me because I made a mistake but it was a clean win. We all saw what I did to her before that we saw what I just did to April and you can have Jamie at 1 if you want. Some of you might have America at 2 but I don’t. Right now as far as I’m concerned until someone proves me wrong Jennifer Morrison is the woman to beat. I believe Jennifer approaches this the same as me, she prepares for what a woman can do. I saw that when she was five seconds away from breaking Jamie Pressly. She’s Number one and I’m number two and I dare all of you to name someone you think can actually beat me to prove me wrong.”
Sigourney “Excellent points I think we will make Jennifer number one but you did lose to Jaime and you have to stay behind her in rankings. Also Evangeline you were the biggest favorite of all the women coming in at a whopping 76 percent. Amazing especially when you go back and watch the craziness of Olivo/Scott”
Reporter “Onto another top five fighter arguably another number two, Aubrey anything you want to say to Allison on the fight?”
“You hit hard and almost won. We’ve talked, we’re cool.”
Reporter “Don’t know how to ask this but its probably on your mind as well, when do you think you and Janet settle up?”
“Settle up that’s stupid, like Evangeline kicked Jamies ass we all saw me beat the crap out of her. We all saw I was stronger than her then and a significantly better fighter. I took her punch and slaps and just took Allisons and Allison was a tougher fight for me then Janet ever could be. I’ll heal up from this and be 100 percent and with every move I have, with every dirty trick I will hurt Janet Montgomery. Deep down she knows that she is not in my league and I can’t wait to prove it once and for all.”
Sigourney “I wish I could be there to see the fight, word will get around we’ll all know who won and Aubrey I know deep down you aren’t that confident in beating her. You also were a slight favorite going into your last fight at 51 percent.”
Reporter “Lucy, you didn’t really show anything why is that?”
Lucy “Well I won and we got in there and it was like no urge to go win the fight. No urge to hurt the other woman, we had our match. She thought I was going to be a pushover and then got mad at what I did in winning. She calmed down after I put her in the hammerlock.”
Reporter “One could say it was two unimpressive wins, do you have anyone in mind to make you fight like we’ve seen others fight?”
Lucy “Well I can’t fight like many of these women can but if you want my meanness and me to fight hard. Yeah there’s a few that I just want to .. I can’t have the words come out of my mouth to properly verbalize my desire to fight them. Both are british…”
“British bitches are the worst” Aubrey shouted
Lucy laughed and continued “I’d love to fight Jenna Louise Coleman some say we look alike but we’re both just innocent looking. I’ll smack her around no sweat but one bitch and its what she is whose show is on same time as mine. Oh god I’d love to slap the shield off her mouth, Elizabeth Henstridge from Shield. She’s said things about me and I’ve said things about her. Yeah you’ll see I got killer instinct when I’m spanking her silly”
Sigourney “FYI for those interested Lucy was a huge underdog, a 70 percent underdog. Jenna Dewan is here but can’t answer any questions she has trouble opening her mouth after the fight but she wrote this statement. Before I read it let me tell you the favorite won that fight a 64 percent favorite” Sigourney held a piece of paper in the air “I Jenna Dewan just fought a fight that I knew going in could be a tough fight. I got a war, I fought a woman who refused defeat and I in turn had to refuse to lose. So many times Nikki made me wish I was somewhere else. So many times I wanted to say ‘screw this you win’. Not just from what you think were the near falls, she hit me with a jab and I was thinking to myself how hard does she punch. She landed a kick to my thigh and I don’t know how I kept standing. I started the fight wanting nothing more than to make Jessica Lowndes quiver at fighting me again. As the fight progressed I wanted nothing more than to make Nikki stop hurting me. In the end part of the fight after she escaped so many of my scissor attempts I wondered if I could win wondered if Nikki was better then me. I won in the end and all I can think right now is that Nikki Reed gave me a worst beating than Jessica Lowndes. I respect Nikki and pray she never wants a rematch but I want nothing more than a fight with Jessica. I hate her, she tried to break my leg and we will fight again and when we do she needs to look at what I just went through. That is nothing compared to what I’ll take to break her in two.”
Sigourney “Powerful, true hate and you two won’t do it here. Those kinds of absolute hatred fights we try to avoid but if need be we’ll host the fight. Onto some other news…”
The doors busted open and a beaten up Emma Watson was thrown thru and behind her was Miley Cyrus who kicked Emma in the ribs. She picked up Emma and kept her on her knees and started to pump her pussy into Emma’s face. She threw the beaten up badly Emma Watson to the ground “That’s two times you challenged me bitchy and two times I made you a bitch.”
Miley left chanting her own name
Sigourney “Someone check on Emma.”
“Shes knocked out, she is otherwise ok but she said something. Not sure what it was oh …oh… oh yeah she just wanted us to know Miley wants it she got it.”
Sigourney “Miley Cyrus vs. Emma Watson; guess Emma likes losing.” “Oh yes I am giving two awards on this card fight of the night is Dewan/Reed and Jenna chose her fight for the next card. Establishment of Eva Longoria vs. Busy actress not well known Jillian Murray. The second award I want to give out is to how impressive Evangeline was so she gets a fight to pick out as well.”
Evangeline “I’m going to spend time with Emma to make sure she’s ok as I know last time she was jumped by Miley Cyrus from behind. She was here to openly challenge Miley but something happened. As for who I want to see fight I want to know the theme of the next card.”
Sigourney “Fights on the beach, we want to have twelve women from similar skill levels of those women fighting holding sticks as a make shift ring as it was in an episode of Xena called Path of Destruction.”
Evangeline “Jennifer Morrison vs. Cote De Pablo and I’m volunteering.”
