I'm gonna knock the glass of wine out of that bitches hand. Slap her so hard in the face that her cigar will go flying!! Then I'll grab that disgusting maine of black hair and drag that ugly fuck all over the place kicking and punching her any chance I get!
Carmella honey, you're just a desperate disease ridden piece of shit who plasters make up on ever day. You better get extra thick makeup because I'm going to scrape and bruise you so badly!!
wow! reelly dear?? lets break it down, shall we?
desperate? ...well clearly thats you...you woulda done anything to be linked to my perfection
disease ridden? ...please....those outbursts of rage ya got there would totally get ya on Dr Phil or something lol... like mental disorders are diseases too hun
and again with the make up? you poor thing... turn on the tv, open a magazine, watch a movie... wat do ya see? women like me
(if theyre lucky hehe) Your problem isnt that I wear too much make up, its that NO amount of make up would ever make ya look as good as i do. Dont blame me for being absolutely gorgeous, blame like Cover Girl or something for not coming out with something to cover up all that jealousy
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Mmmwah!!
