[Michelle]

Knowing lexi as I do…and knowing she is famous for 2 things……

Cheating

Kicking you in the crotch

I trust her as far as I do a Malaysian airliner flying across the Indian Ocean with the captain and co-captain just out of 30-day rehab.
So naturally what do I do...... like the sweetheart that I am?........I TRUST the fucking $15 hooker anyway and look over my shoulder...turning away for a second and what does she do?  Well of course you nimrods know what she does to me!  SHE KICKS ME in the abs!  Now…my abs are one of the stronger things on me…other than my foul language (don’t even say it bitches!).  I drop to my knees immediately…clutching my abs, which I had tightened instinctively......I'm gasping and breathing deeply to get my breath back. ( Please note that I do that a lot when I’m around a skunk, tightening my abs instinctively that is!!)

The weird part is she just stands right there in front of me and doesn't move....like she did something really cool.  So I ask myself…what would Brian Boitano do?  Then I say to myself….”Self…Fuck Brian Boitano!....Nail THE BITCH!”  So being the former athlete that I am…I drive up off my long legs!!…and lunge at her and SPEAR HER RIGHT IN HER CHEST!!!   My arms wrapping around her as I DRIVE HER BACK AND INTO THE SAND WITH ALL MY WEIGHT!! (yes I know…I weigh 140 so deal with it!!...I’m tall so 140 is just fine for my height!).  I grunt out as our bodies slam to a halt as we slam into the sand!!!!   GGGUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!

I roll off her to the side and get to my knees…glaring over at her……wincing as I wonder if a near separated shoulder was worth it (HELL YES IT WAS!)

[lexibabe]

I know michelle is tough  what I underestimate is her quickness.she lunges into me like lightening driving her shoulder into my chest{140 lbs  pfft  please} I've seen the bitch at to many buffet all you  can eat bars to believe that..

she slams me into the sand  knocking the breath from me  .seems she hurt herself worse than she hurt me
typical   I swear  I think she is more blonde than she lets on.. she stands  ohh so pleased with her self
waving and smiling to her misguided fans  ignoring me..again   typical
 I manage to roll to her legs....then lift my right forearm between her legs slaming her crotch
the ughhh from her lips the surprised gasp from her fans....priceless.....that should slow you down

[ThePurpleVixen]

So I ask myself…what would Brian Boitano do?  Then I say to myself….”Self…Fuck Brian Boitano!....Nail THE BITCH!”

While I won't deny that was a badass stream of consciousness, I DO have to point out that nailing bitches is pretty much the least likely thing Brian Boitano would EVER think to do.

On the other hand, your fighting spirit has highly impressed me.  You are truly the John Matrix of this bikini bimbo beach brawl.

[Michelle]

So I ask myself…what would Brian Boitano do?  Then I say to myself….”Self…Fuck Brian Boitano!....Nail THE BITCH!”

While I won't deny that was a badass stream of consciousness, I DO have to point out that nailing bitches is pretty much the least likely thing Brian Boitano would EVER think to do.

On the other hand, your fighting spirit has highly impressed me.  You are truly the John Matrix of this bikini bimbo beach brawl.

I am gratified that my spirit impresses you.  I would, however, like to point out that the Brian Boitano reference is strictly my way of honoring the television show "South Park".  They refer to Boitano often in the "animated show" when they are confused and don't know quite what to do   The resulting tag line is then..."What would Brian Boitano do?"

As for the John Matrix comparison.....I am truly honored

[ThePurpleVixen]

Oh, I'm familiar with Matt and Trey's work - I have the credits version of that song on my playlist 24/7!

"No, Brian!  Don't eat those chicken wings! They're REALLY HOT!"

Classic. 

I like your style.

[Michelle]

And now.......from the Michelle Archives......Another Favorite South Park moment!!

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
    -South Park, "The Simpsons Already Did It"

[##catfitewatcher314]

as this round ends  michelle stands over her opponent and raises her head saying, "There can only be one" and with this... The sky lights up aglow with Lightning and thunder cracks as the wind blows in a whirl around Michelle raising her off the ground surrounded by a flurry of sand.... bikini tops swirling over her head of her victims....energy entering Michelles body,,,arching it rigid as she levitates....then as fast as it happened it's gone.... Michelle is released and falls to the beach below...her brunette hair all a mess....she kneels on one knee her hands in front of her body bracing her..... she looks up though her tassled bangs loosely covering her eyes as they narrow ...with a look of sheer determination of her face she says flatly, Next" 

[stormbolt7]

THIS round finished....  Michelle leads the pack ......

WILD CARD  ... Going to final round next ... YET since Heidi has not posted any rounds so far... Going by votes YES she advances.
YET I am also moving LexiBabe into next round..

SO a final 3 way beach catfight dance!!

Anna .. lovely lady ... a special spot has been saved for you on the beach. Some well deserved pampering, and thanks for being part and going so far.

Hopefully Sadie and mandy can get into some more mischief.. as the final round begins next!!

Storm