Lyannapelon is looking for a new challenge

Started by JimmyBondi, April 09, 2014, 09:21:28 PM

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message April 09, 2014, 09:21:28 PM Last Edit: April 09, 2014, 09:21:46 PM by JimmyBondi
LYANNAPELON IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CHALLENGER FOR A SEXFIGHT





Which women are ready for a sexfight with Lyannapelon?

Please post your statements below!!!

Michelle

#1
message April 09, 2014, 09:22:31 PM
Oh my my my ....

*checks with my agent*
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

ThePurpleVixen

#2
message April 10, 2014, 12:32:01 AM
... Lyanna is too good a writer to need a publicist.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

RedEnforcer

#3
message April 10, 2014, 12:43:58 AM
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 10, 2014, 12:32:01 AM
... Lyanna is too good a writer to need a publicist.


I think Paul Heyman has made having advocates the cool thing to do now.
"We are all freaks here..stop backbiting each other :)" --nutmeg78

"Red's hair is as breathtaking as a flock of wild cardinals taking flight from a noble hillock." -- sadie

Michelle

#4
message April 10, 2014, 01:41:06 AM
Or she can look just a little further.....
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

lyannapelon

#5
message April 10, 2014, 07:04:01 AM
Its more I beat Leanna in a sex fight Jimmi set up some months ago so now I'm his sex fight champion, so this is him setting up my next title fight as it were. Also while I like all the challengers thus far, Michelle in Wonderland looks delicious.

nfsalfight

#6
message April 10, 2014, 07:30:25 AM
Oh  Lyannapelon ... not again ...LOL
..................
Nancy

ThePurpleVixen

#7
message April 10, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: lyannapelon on April 10, 2014, 07:04:01 AM
Its more I beat Leanna in a sex fight Jimmi set up some months ago so now I'm his sex fight champion, so this is him setting up my next title fight as it were. Also while I like all the challengers thus far, Michelle in Wonderland looks delicious.

So he's the traitorous Mister Fuji to your sexfighting Powers of Pain.  (Old school.)

Look. I'm not saying he's not a great publicist, but *MY* name is PurpleVixen Heyman ... and I represent only the FINEST of clients, such as the Unstoppable Beauty From Central Park, The Goddess ... MIIIIICHELLLLE.

You do not WANT to challenge Michelle.  You might THINK you do.  You might THINK it will do wonders for your career -

But what it will actually do is SHORTEN your career.  Michelle is a DESTROYER.  She lives by one mantra:

EAT.
SLEEP.
FORCE A BITCH TO ORGASM.
REPEAT.

EAT.
SLEEP.
FORCE A BITCH TO ORGASM.
REPEAT.

So choose your words - carefully.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

Michelle

#8
message April 10, 2014, 11:31:16 AM Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 11:39:27 AM by Michelle
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 10, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: lyannapelon on April 10, 2014, 07:04:01 AM
Its more I beat Leanna in a sex fight Jimmi set up some months ago so now I'm his sex fight champion, so this is him setting up my next title fight as it were. Also while I like all the challengers thus far, Michelle in Wonderland looks delicious.

So he's the traitorous Mister Fuji to your sexfighting Powers of Pain.  (Old school.)

Look. I'm not saying he's not a great publicist, but *MY* name is PurpleVixen Heyman ... and I represent only the FINEST of clients, such as the Unstoppable Beauty From Central Park, The Goddess ... MIIIIICHELLLLE.

You do not WANT to challenge Michelle.  You might THINK you do.  You might THINK it will do wonders for your career -

But what it will actually do is SHORTEN your career.  Michelle is a DESTROYER.  She lives by one mantra:

EAT.
SLEEP.
FORCE A BITCH TO ORGASM.
REPEAT.

EAT.
SLEEP.
FORCE A BITCH TO ORGASM.
REPEAT.

So choose your words - carefully.

So let it be written....so let it be so

And it was ordained throughout the land

The words of the Oh Gorgeous Purple Haired One, she who provideth the best management in the Tri-State Area

and then Michelle in Wonderland spoke...and her word was law...

"When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There

"And if she left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you'd be?"
― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

RedEnforcer

#9
message April 10, 2014, 07:17:19 PM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 10, 2014, 07:13:46 PM
It's unfortunate Lyanna's the only option on the table because I've never had the opportunity to get my hands on aaaaany of these delicious ladies here.

(Michelle, Megan, Miss Redhead, a-hem) :)

That being said, here's hoping you find a good challenger! You've proven yourself a tough contender so far.

Maybe you should get an advocate/publicist?
"We are all freaks here..stop backbiting each other :)" --nutmeg78

"Red's hair is as breathtaking as a flock of wild cardinals taking flight from a noble hillock." -- sadie

ThePurpleVixen

#10
message April 10, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 10, 2014, 07:18:26 PM
Maybe! Mostly I consider myself a strong, assertive, sassy fighter who don't need no manager *snap snap snap*, but I'm not adverse to the idea!

*walks a slow contemplative circle around Maddie, roving eyes up and down her and tapping her chin*

... I can work with this.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

RedEnforcer

#11
message April 10, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 10, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 10, 2014, 07:18:26 PM
Maybe! Mostly I consider myself a strong, assertive, sassy fighter who don't need no manager *snap snap snap*, but I'm not adverse to the idea!

*walks a slow contemplative circle around Maddie, roving eyes up and down her and tapping her chin*

... I can work with this.

Hey now. I was showing interest first. I have a good string of references.
"We are all freaks here..stop backbiting each other :)" --nutmeg78

"Red's hair is as breathtaking as a flock of wild cardinals taking flight from a noble hillock." -- sadie

Michelle

#12
message April 10, 2014, 10:26:40 PM
Yeah Red has a good string of references :P

and I can be bribed,,,,

its what made this country great
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana, 18th century Spanish philosopher

"We're the Sultans of Swing!!"

"Remember What The Door Mouse Said"

ThePurpleVixen

#13
message April 11, 2014, 05:19:24 AM
Ladies and gentlemen of the FCF, let this be a warning to EACH and EVERY one of you ...

If you fail to formally accept the challenge of MY client, the GLAMOUR GODDESS, the UNSTOPPABLE BEAUTY OF CENTRAL PARK WEST, the divine MICHELLE ...

Then I, Purple Vixen Heyman, will FLOOD YOUR THREAD with complete and utter nonsense.
"What has mood to do with it? You fight when the necessity arises--no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for cattle or making love or playing the baliset. It's not for fighting."
- Frank Herbert

RedEnforcer

#14
message April 11, 2014, 05:31:57 AM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 11, 2014, 03:48:04 AM
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 10, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 10, 2014, 07:18:26 PM
Maybe! Mostly I consider myself a strong, assertive, sassy fighter who don't need no manager *snap snap snap*, but I'm not adverse to the idea!

*walks a slow contemplative circle around Maddie, roving eyes up and down her and tapping her chin*

... I can work with this.

Quote from: RedEnforcer on April 10, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 10, 2014, 10:08:42 PM
Quote from: maddiegirl on April 10, 2014, 07:18:26 PM
Maybe! Mostly I consider myself a strong, assertive, sassy fighter who don't need no manager *snap snap snap*, but I'm not adverse to the idea!

*walks a slow contemplative circle around Maddie, roving eyes up and down her and tapping her chin*

... I can work with this.

Hey now. I was showing interest first. I have a good string of references.

Fight! Fight!

;D

Just kidding!

But seriously, I'd love to have either of you guys as a manager if you're willing to promote for me!

How often would you like to be promoted? How active would you like to be in polls?
"We are all freaks here..stop backbiting each other :)" --nutmeg78

"Red's hair is as breathtaking as a flock of wild cardinals taking flight from a noble hillock." -- sadie

RedEnforcer

#14
message April 11, 2014, 05:31:57 AM
"We are all freaks here..stop backbiting each other :)" --nutmeg78

"Red's hair is as breathtaking as a flock of wild cardinals taking flight from a noble hillock." -- sadie
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