Wham. Bang. Rippppppp. Whack. Slap.
"Aieeeeee." "Uhhhhh.." "Arggggggh."
"Stop that pleaseeeee."
"Take this Bitch!"
"You stupid skank, you ripped my blouse..."
"Somebody, help-get her offfa me..."
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Twas a hot exciting night at that special bar-Yep, Mighty Fine Enjoyin....
Gorgeous blonde slaps lovely brown haired beauty senseless, rips her blouse open, goes for her bra.
"My blouse, stop it--NOOO, not my bra please." Heather Locklear was all over Jennifer Love Hewitt, slapping and punching her silly, shreds her blouse before socking her in the belly twice then grabbing both of her bra straps.
"Whoooosh." A small icy cold river of golden beer drenches Jennifer's lovely head and silky brown hair courtesy of the gorgeous bartender, Catherine Bell.
Screams, curses, threats fill the air a few feet away as Megan Fox goes at it with Katy Perry. Both lovely brunettes pull hair, slap, punch and rip at each others skimpy tops. Megan drives a knee up hard into Katy's crotch, socks her in the jaw. Katy screams as Megan rips her top clean off, but treats her to a well placed punch to the jaw that lifts her rival clean off her barefeet. A double handful of Megan's dark locks are almost torn from her scalp as the now topless Perry head buts her. Megan gasps in agony, staggers and tries weakly to push her rivals determined hands from her top; No luck; the top separates and angry fingers attack her lovely full breasts; rock hard perky nipples are twisted viciously.
"Pictures, we gotta get pictures of this to report," one lovely popular newswoman shouts. She tries to get the attention of her tag along cameraman but to no avail; He's watching Denise Richards do battle with Jeri Ryan....the two are dressed rather modestly but sexily; at least for the moment. Jeri puts Denise in a headlock and runs her full forward into the bar head first. She jumps on top of her and wrestles her to the floor all the while stripping her down to a skimpy bra and thong.
Hungry to be first on the air another gorgeous reporter/anchor person lunches at the first reporter/anchorwoman. It's instantly one hell of a catfight. Pulling hair, slapping, scratching, degrading of the others television station. Soon both are missing their immaculate business suit like outfits and are left in rather modest undies, torn pantyhose and very sexy bras.
"I'm gonna get the story-you loser," one hisses as she punches the other silly, unsnaps her bra, rips it off and begins to choke her with it. Shannen Tweed one of the bartenders comes to the rescue.
"Hey no interferrence," Cat Bell shouts. She tosses a drink (or two) at Shannen, soaks that luscious chest then pounces on her. Two gorgeous bartenders go at it tooth and nail; Anyone for a drink?
All around the bar, celebrities of young and old are going at it. Most fights are one on one; And yet there are a couple battles going where two or even three are going for the victory-the catfight victory.
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Tell me readers, Just WHO do you see doing battle? What are they doing? Tell me, tell us all.....
