Time to start this thing and prove to my opponent that it's not popularity that will win it.
Slipping through the ropes in my "easy to move in" suit, I take a corner. Barefoot, long brown hair loose, I do some final stretching as I await the arrival of a girl who has curves every bit as big and dangerous as mine. It won't be size and power advantages that win this - it will be 33 years of experience and developed skill in the ring. When I'm done, Sandy will be put in so many holds her head will spin, literally and figuratively.
Come on Sandy, join me in the ring!