Oh, I'm not going anywhere near the fighting - my insurance doesn't cover it outside of the ring and in Canada - but I WILL be on the Aloha Stage on the Fiesta Deck every single night from 9 PM to midnight! It's the late show, so it gets a little blue!
Hey, folks, so Chris Jericho, the Hurricane, the Iron Sheik and Matt Hardy were all in the same car. Who was driving?
... a POLICE OFFICER! HEYO!
No, but seriously, folks, you know what CM Punk told Adam Copeland when he was feeling him up?
Sorry, but I'm straight, Edge.
I tell ya, ya know you watch too much wrestling when your girlfriend gets on top in bed and you find yourself rolling your shoulder up every two seconds.
Thank you! I'm here all week! Don't try the veal, it's made of people!
