Ireland Baldwin (19), after hearing of Sigourney Weaver (65) defeating Katy Perry (30) in a wrestling match leaving the pop singer sprawled on the mat, had laughing fits and kept making fun of the humiliated young woman.
Ireland: '...That serves her right, hahahaha, the little pop princess messed with the wrong granny! I would have put Katy over my knees and spanked her - maybe Sigourney didn't like her stupid song about the alien, hahaha...!'
Katy, infuriated at repeatedly being the source of Ireland's hilarity and tired of serving as a laughing stock through having lost a match to a sixtyfive year old, wants to put things right by challenging Ireland to a catfight.
Katy: '...You stupid cow, you need a beating to wipe that childish grin off your face. I'll grab your little tits and swing you around by them until you beg me to let you off! How would you manage to fight Sigourney, you awkward looking beanpole?'
Ireland: 'Oh, I'd kick her silly, I guess! I'm a big strong girl, not a hopeless mess like you! But yeah, I'll fight you - although there isn't much which needs to be fought, is there? I guess I'll just squash you in one arm, and that'll be it pretty much!'
Katy: 'Squash me...in one arm??? You poor, seriously deluded brat, I'm gonna teach you a lesson which will make you never want to be in a catfight again! I'm gonna smack your ugly face so hard, you'll be pleading with me for not turning it into a pulp!'
Ireland and Katy fight in black wetlook bikinis on the mat, but not before they've both bragged about their strength, posing in front of each other, and testing their strength in an arm wrestling competition.
Katy Perry: 30 years, 5'8", 59kg, cup D
Ireland Baldwin: 19 years, 6'2", 62kg, cup C
