Emma Stone
Kaley Cuoco SweetingIn the opening minutes of the match, it seemed as if Emma's strategy...challenge Kaley, who is more skilled as a catfighter than as a pro wrestler, to a pro style match...was a brilliant move on the redhead's part, as she immediately dominated the blonde, whipping her from pillar to post.
But catching Kaley by surprise isn't the same as keeping her there, and with a deft move that suggested that Cuoco Sweeting was perhaps more skilled at this style of fighting than her opponent had anticipated, she reversed a wristlock. "Is this the best you've got, cupcake?" the blonde taunted her startled opponent, and suddenly it was Kaley who was dominating.
And dominate she did, overwhelming Stone with a blizzard of kneelifts, bodyslams, bulldogs and legdrops. The fans happily counted along as Cuoco Sweeting slammed Emma's face ten full times into the turnbuckle, leaving the redhead glassy-eyed and knock-kneed.
The finale came with a ring-shaking powerslam that knocked whatever last iotas of power Emma had left in her battered body. Folding her opponent's legs over for a matchbook pin, Kaley haughtily sat atop her beaten rival's haunches, instructing the referee to count to twenty, just to underscore how utterly helpless Stone was as she lay groaning under her conqueror, unable to even squirm feebly.
The bell rung, Kaley rose up off of her defeated foe and basked in the cheers of the crowd. But in the span of mere heartbeats her triumph turned to disaster, as a mysterious figure raced down the aisle from backstage, sliding under the ropes and jumping back up to her feet. With the blonde's back turned to the intruder, she was utterly unprepared for the double axe handle punch that struck the base of her skull, dropping her to one knee in a sudden daze. Moving swiftly, the newcomer pulled the blonde's head between her thighs, wrapped her arms around Kaley's waist, hoisted her body up, and spiked her into the canvas with a tombstone piledriver. Cuoco Sweeting's now-unconscious body flopped like a ragdoll to the mat, where she lay unmoving alongside Stone. Her attacker...fans and the ringside announcers now recognized her as Amber Stevens, stepped onto the splayed bodies of both slumbering women, one foot pressed onto the chest of each, as she smiled wickedly and flexed her biceps in a victory pose. Then the statuesque beauty stepped off of Kaley and Emma and exited the ring, strutting smugly up the aisle amid a cascade of boos from the spectators.
Amber StevensThe winner:
