[kevan]

         At the fancy nightclub a bit of a spat seemed to be erupting involving four lovely, gorgeous beauties.
All the lovelies were wearing sexy evening gowns and seemed to have had a bit much to drink. Threats, insults, nasty comments were made by all.
         Charlize had words with Lindsay Lohan. Kate Upton accidentally bumped into Paris Hilton.
         'Why you stupid little bitch."
         "Hey clumsy watch where your're going."
         "Ouch my hair, let go of my hair..."
         Ripppppppp. The sound of an evening gown being ripped, shredded.
         Sounds of screams erupted followed by sounds of slapping...more ripping....
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          Who does what to whom?
          Any double or tripleteaming?
          Who comes out on top?  (Or on bottom???

[Mike82]

I just want to watch Kate Upton breastsmother someone.  So, Kate on top please.  A booboff between Kate and Lindsey with a lot of grunting and hair tossing with Lindsey getting the worse of it as her tits get rocked by Kate's enormous boobs which look big enough now to fill up a DDD cup.  Everyone else watches in amazement as Lindesy's grunts turn into wines and gasps of pain.

[Ginny38]

Upton/Lohan prevail after a brief scuffle, then take turns breast smothering Theron/Hilton....slapping them awake....going back and forth.....switching off....
Suddenly, Catherine Bell and Stacy Keibler show up.
After a longer struggle (with Upton/Lohan cheering her on) Cat prevails and joins in the fun.

At least, that's how I'D write it! (I'd re-title it "Four Women Walk Into A Bar, Followed By Two More...And Three Get Smothered Out")