Michelle and Harper - Team Michelle Has An AccidentIn this scene...we see
Michelle as she is on her hands and knees cleaning up the mess after she has kicked the crap out of her opponent in the
“Catfight Queen of 2015 Tournament”.....Michelle is being assisted by
Harper...her long time manager.... and
Michelle seems to be losing patience after the long tournament ordeal...
They are in the process of cleaning up the brains of one of
Michelle's opponents
…”falishafights”…. who had .....well...had her "brains" beat out of her (not to be confused with "fuck her brains out" which will be the subject of another riveting scene). Being that falisha was lacking in that area the mess can't possibly be that bad

Evidently
Michelle had backed
“falishafights” into a corner and
Harper was supposed to go medieval on her head with a Louisville Slugger and evidently this Slugger was “defective” and had some hidden explosive or some such shit in the bat head and when
Harper hit the poor unsuspecting bitch...errrr soul ...well....BOOOM!!!!! I mean....real Road Runner shit!!! We join our intrepid duo in the process of cleaning up a helluva mess...
Michelle: "Oh, you fucking bitch, I will never forgive your ass for this shit!! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!!"
Harper: "Michelle, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a woman admits that she's wrong that she is immediately forgiven for all wrong doings? Have you ever heard that?"
Michelle: "Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass!!
Harper: "I got a threshold, Michelle!. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me in the fuckin red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow!!"
Michelle: "Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?"
Harper: "Yeah, I'm ready to blowup!"
Michelle: "Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in this for? You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the ring floor off, and you're pickin' up this knucklehead's skull!"
Michelle: “Did you call my insurance agent dammit?”
Harper: “Yeah..they said you hadn’t met your fucking deductible!”
So what will
Michelle and
Harper do? Will
Michelle actually get off brain detail? Will
Harper ever buy a Louisville Slugger from Wal-Mart again? Who's house are they gonna hide the evidence (AKA the bat and the brain and skull fragments) in?
storms's or
lexibabe's??Regardless of the outcome...as you can see....
Team Michelle is finely tuned well oiled machine. So remember that as you step into the voting booth....for results that make the other side lose their head.....
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Many thanks to my friend Quentin Tarantino for letting me take liberties with one of his most famous scenes from one of my favorite movies....."Pulp Fiction"