[Glamour Fights]

Edie arrives home to see Gabrielle, Susan, Bree, and Lynette staring at her with arms crossed in a definitely threatening position.

Edie Britt	Gabrielle Solis, Susan Mayer, Bree Hodge, Lynette Scavo
Nicollette Sheridan	Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, Maria Cross, Felicity Huffman

It is my opinion that although Edie was considered a slut and a backstabber she was the only really honest one in the group. She didn’t try to hide what she was. The other four were the most conniving backstabbing bitches around. The worst of the bunch being Susan who was a psychopathic liar. Seems she would rather lie even when it would have been easier to tell the truth.

Edie continues to walk towards her house as the four women sit and conspire against her.

Bree asks Edie to come over for some pie as all four smirk sweetly. ‘But do dress up, Edie”, Susan chimes in.

WATCH OUT, EDIE! Those aren’t pies behind their backs. Poor Edie has nothing behind her back or under her dress except a football. Maybe she can bean them with it.

Just in case any of you are thinking this is a daunting task and Edie may not be up to it I note that Edie has some very nice biceps.


She is also quite the athlete.

[Glamour Fights]

Bree is the first to attack Edie in a vicious catfight. Bree is the biggest and the others figure she will do the most damage even if Edie out fights her. Bree shoves the pie in Edie’s face and starts beating her with the whip. Is Edie able to grind the pie in Bree’s face and spank Bree with her own riding crop?

Bree shoves the pie in Edie’s face and starts beating her with the whip. Is Edie able to grind the pie in the bigger Bree’s face and spank Bree with her own riding crop?

Gabrielle uses her favorite instrument, her big scissors. She wants to yank Edie’s blonde hair and cut it all off? Does Edie but off Gabrielle’s brunette hair instead?

Lynette doesn’t full around with scissors. She uses her chef’s knife. She cooks a lot and is very adept at it. She wants to cut all of Edie’s clothes off and then make designs on Edie’s breast and belly. Is Edie stronger than the Lynette even though Lynette is about the same size. Can she take the knife away and use it to strip Lynette nude?

Finally Susan, the sneakiest bitch of them all, waits until Edie is exhausted from fighting the others. She handcuffs Edie’s arms behind so she can bitch slap Edie’s face over and over again. Or does Edie rip the handcuffs out of Susan’s hands and do to Susan what Susan had planned to do for her?

How does Edie fair in all her fights??

[C@tfightlover]

Edie wins all and strips Susan while her niece does the same to Susan's daughter and they spend the afternoon facesitting them and making love Mike and Susan's daughter's boyfriend.