Fucking Janey! You are supposed to stay there for my elbow drop and let me hit you in the tits with it! I land on nothing but mat. I see J-Jay trip Sumo. She seems to fall in slow motion, but maybe that is just the effect of her being big it appears that way. She is heading right towards me. I quickly roll out of the way and I feel the ring shake when she hits the mat. I am not sure if anyone was trapped underneath her. I see the Cuban getting up nearby after giving Tess a reverse hurricanrana.
Me: Ok Cuban, I am back... no wait!!! Don't throw me over, let's get rid of these other bitches first and lets reunite Caliente Y Loca for the time being until it is just the two of us left!