fucking computer didn't post my first post so now I have to rewrite. I am tempted right now to post a bunch of angry emotes across this board but I would be hearing from Eva's lawyers. Sorry, I don't have time to write the full thing again that I just worked hard on writing so now I have to do a condensed version.
Tess has me hanging over the ropes while I still have her in the crotch smother, headscissors. She axehandles my belly causing me to release my legs from her head and my legs to slide down and hook over the top rope so that I am basically in a tree of woe facing out towards the crowd. Tess thinks that I am eliminated but I manage to slide my upper body back in through the middle and bottom rope while my legs are hooked. Straightening my legs, they fall so that my knees land on the apron and I crawl back through the ropes to safety. Tess has her back turned to me going after the one who elbow dropped her while I had her in the submission hold. Getting on my knees behind her, I quickly yank down her bikini bottoms so that they land around her ankles. I push her forward so she ends up tripping over her own bottoms and lands flat on her face.